Extremely Notable Scenerios Now Revealed (ENSNR) --- You know, that sounds like gurg company
Haena ran up to Vader and drew his breath out in a friendly but deadly hug. Vader desperately fumbled for his lightsaber due to lack of interest in death. "Huggie, dude!" Haena squeeked. Vader gagged. "Mathematically average, dude! Me no know your breakfast!" she whined, finally releasing him. "IDIOT!!!!" Vader howled with rage and utter hatred. "Uh- oh." she grabbed his lightsaber hand and pointed at her nose. She pulled out a quinnberry.She popped it in her mouth, chewed, and swallowed. "I like my life, dude." "My name is Vader, in case you have forgotten." his voice burned icily. "That don"t make sense, you no know. You claim to be a Vader, but you're also an invader guy. What I'm thinking is that in is a early tweak meaning half- way down the staff or maybe not---" Haena took a shrill inhale, "So if you act like you're a Vader, how are you an invader, or not Vader. Admit you're ticklish, man. The stuff ain't too fair with weird, tall things like you." Haena said a matter- a- factly, completely sincere and not flinching a bit. Vader sucked in his breath. "Get a life." she murmured happily. Vader pulledhis lightsaber back out slashed at Haena's head. To his shock, her head remained on her neck, as steady and firm as a head on neck. "Yo I amn't stupid enough to not be laser- happy! But I didn't say I was punch happy." Upon hearing that, Vader slugged her head. Haena fell backwards, defying gravity just before greetings to the floor, and bounced back and bonked heads with an unexpecting Vader. He was sprawled on his back and glaring at an amused Haena. "I admit I'm old, unlike some thingamagicalorilijaminallthebutterbrains. Gottiflower has no happy with you." she indicated a plant he was sitting on, "The thing with the Sith and the Jedi is that Jedi rock on the happy side of lunch," she glanced at a datapad and continued, "I no
mean life maybe. Anyway, Jedi go happy and Sith go not happy. That's the only opposite I could think of for happy. Sith do not happy things that make things not happy because they not happy so they want other things---" another inhale, "not happy so they get not happy because they happy for not happy." Vader sat still in front of Haena, who found it interesting and happy to read a holobook after her speech so she left to do so.
63 minutes later...
Long after Haena has finished her desired verb, she left to do another verb. Of all times that was when Vader returned from his thought storage. "Wait! What did you mean, huh?" he yelled. "What are you doing under there?" a gentle voice asked from above. "Under where?" Vader shouted, looking up to see one of Haena's relatives named Ailen. She smiled peacefully. "You know." she chirped. He kicked the shelf over, planning to toss Ailen from her haven. She did fall, but not on the ground. She fell through the ground, demolishing his plans of incapacitating her. "Giddy little hubber!" Vader turned to find another relative of Haena and Ailen named Thecene (THEh-si-ni) riding a clone trooper. "This is the life!" she cheered, "Whoo! Yay!". She turned towards Vader and smiled as if he were her best friend all along. "Try it! It's four of the funnest things!" she coaxed brightly."Nice try," Vader snarled back. Thecene merely snorted and vanished, leaving the clone she had been riding in a collapsed heap.
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"I won the bet, so I can ask you questions and creep you." a bright 13 year- old Haena smiled down at 16 year old Qui- Gon, who was on his knees. "How ..."He gasped. "If you no tumble and hurt my feet, I won't do one of the 5 "s" s," Haena snorted. "What the blazes ..." Qui- Gon said. "Spanking, sponking, spinking, spenking, and spunking. Do you have a beepump shin?" "No," Qui- Gon answered. He should have seen that one coming.
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Dictionary of Jokes
Beep-ump shin- Ass-ump-tion
Durg Gurg Flurg- Deodorant urge, Gasoline urge or pit shampoo, Flower urge
Thingamagicalorilijaminallthebutterbrains- people
Gottiflower- brain or random organism
Giddy little hubber- faster you "thing- I- am- riding"
Funnest- most fun
Spa/o/i/e/unking- the hurting of the rear/forehead/arm/leg/gut
Laser/punch happy- laser/punch resistant
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