Author Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
padawan lunetta  12397 posts
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Date Posted: 5/16 9:45pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Vader-baby is such a gallant protector of women! wink I wish he were emperor too, so he could Force choke Xizor! Or he could just do it anyway...

 

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Jade_eyes  6598 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 3:38am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Oh, if Vader only knew about when Xizor met Leia and knew Leia was his daughter, he might just make toast out of him without waiting for any kind of reason or authority LOL

 

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VaderLVR64  31012 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 5:26am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Poor Xizor. Vader would be even unhappier if he knew that the good prince would later try to get Vader's own DAUGHTER with those pheromones! wink

 

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LittleMissNightsaber  703 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 8:07am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
It would be worse if Xizor used his pheromones on a certain senator. wink

 

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Seremela  824 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 8:30am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Met with Xizor. Don’t like the looks of him. He’s a sneaky one.

I can understand Vader having trouble with that, since he's always upfront about things himself, prefering brute force as his chosen way to get things done tongue


Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor.

I rest my case laugh laugh

Another great entry, Nat applause


 

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AzureAngel2  9847 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 8:36am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
NYCitygurl posted:
Entry Eighteen

Met with Xizor. Don’t like the looks of him. He’s a sneaky one. Plus, he uses his pheromones to get women in bed. I don’t trust him.

Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor.



Guess what Xizor tries to pull with your daughter. Any chance for a force choke anyway?

 

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The Musical Jedi  5433 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 9:11am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Why do I have the feeling it's more he wishes he could use his pheromones to get women into bed?

Well, that and the suit. tongue

 

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Ceillean  4857 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 12:10pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Seems to me Mr. Vader is jealous about the pheromones. tongue

Yeah, poor Vader. He must be frustrated.

Huh...wonder if he'd Force Choke Xizor if he could look into the future...

 

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jazjediundercover  106 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 1:51pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor.

You need to be Emperor to get away with that? That shows restraint, not doing it right away.

 

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DaenaBenjen42  4036 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 4:03pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
I think I'd help him get to BE emporer just so he could force choke Xizor. ( laugh )


Good entry. happy

 

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darthhelinith  3941 posts
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Date Posted: 5/17 4:08pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
NYCitygurl posted:
Entry Eighteen

Met with Xizor. Don’t like the looks of him. He’s a sneaky one. Plus, he uses his pheromones to get women in bed. I don’t trust him.

Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor.


Kudos to that Dad. I don't like him either, he's scary. angry

And he smells.
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mavjade  5052 posts
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Date Posted: 5/18 12:19am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Bantha on a rampage... hilarous!!

Force choking Xizor is always a good thing! grin

Great updates!

 

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KELIA  10950 posts
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Date Posted: 5/18 9:52am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor.

Amung others I presume tongue

Though, I can't say I blame Vader for not trusting him.

Great update

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Corellian_Ale  706 posts
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Date Posted: 5/18 5:13pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
I'm sorry baby-killer Vader; was Xixor doing something immoral???

 

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Jedi_Master_Cazz  1320 posts
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Date Posted: 5/19 6:55am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
I don't trust him either, Vader. tongue Great update, good to see Xizor wink

 

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