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Author	Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
padawan lunetta Registered: May '99	Date Posted: 5/16 9:45pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	Vader-baby is such a gallant protector of women! I wish he were emperor too, so he could Force choke Xizor! Or he could just do it anyway... -----signature----- Moldy Oldbie in search of a gimer stick. "Whoa, is my hair out?" Jacen\Jysella Forever!!!
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Jade_eyes Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 5/17 3:38am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	Oh, if Vader only knew about when Xizor met Leia and knew Leia was his daughter, he might just make toast out of him without waiting for any kind of reason or authority LOL -----signature----- "There was love all around, But I never heard it singing. No I never heard it at all, Till there was you."--Beatles Of & for my angel sweeties--Spock/Nyota, of course E-sib to Mira_Jade, aka Mira_Pilot Cheesecake Squggles!
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VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/17 5:26am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	Poor Xizor. Vader would be even unhappier if he knew that the good prince would later try to get Vader's own DAUGHTER with those pheromones! -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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LittleMissNightsaber Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 5/17 8:07am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	It would be worse if Xizor used his pheromones on a certain senator. -----signature----- Padawan to Myriad Daydreams ~Can you hear me? Can you feel me in your arms?~ My Last Breath, Evanescence
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Seremela Registered: Jul '08	Date Posted: 5/17 8:30am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	Met with Xizor. Don’t like the looks of him. He’s a sneaky one. I can understand Vader having trouble with that, since he's always upfront about things himself, prefering brute force as his chosen way to get things done Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor. I rest my case Another great entry, Nat -----signature----- Winner of WWTF round 2
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AzureAngel2 Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 5/17 8:36am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	NYCitygurl posted: Entry Eighteen Met with Xizor. Don’t like the looks of him. He’s a sneaky one. Plus, he uses his pheromones to get women in bed. I don’t trust him. Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor. Guess what Xizor tries to pull with your daughter. Any chance for a force choke anyway? -----signature----- "There is good in him. I felt it." "Y a-t-il un coeur sous ton armure? Le mien est pur comme l'azure." Wife of DU & e-mom of DG Member of the GFFG up-date sock: TheBride
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The Musical Jedi Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 5/17 9:11am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	Why do I have the feeling it's more he wishes he could use his pheromones to get women into bed? Well, that and the suit. -----signature----- Hold your own Know your name Go your own way A Moment's Deliverance: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573115
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Ceillean Title: Scattergories and 20 Questions Hostess Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 5/17 12:10pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	Seems to me Mr. Vader is jealous about the pheromones. Yeah, poor Vader. He must be frustrated. Huh...wonder if he'd Force Choke Xizor if he could look into the future... -----signature----- I claim Kyp Durron. I James T. Kirk.
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jazjediundercover Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 5/17 1:51pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor. You need to be Emperor to get away with that? That shows restraint, not doing it right away. -----signature----- Check out my diary! http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29650142/p1
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DaenaBenjen42 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 5/17 4:03pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	I think I'd help him get to BE emporer just so he could force choke Xizor. ( ) Good entry. -----signature----- "Say it with me now. Postcard. Zoo. Not. Shopping." master to jackyyy17, micky-nikki, & Trimaj e-sis to BrightFeather All cats are leopards after dark.
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darthhelinith Registered: Feb '09	Date Posted: 5/17 4:08pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	NYCitygurl posted: Entry Eighteen Met with Xizor. Don’t like the looks of him. He’s a sneaky one. Plus, he uses his pheromones to get women in bed. I don’t trust him. Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor. Kudos to that Dad. I don't like him either, he's scary. And he smells. -----signature----- Inquisitor and personal tool of HIM and HER in the SWC Empire Sith Warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness Glamourously Beautiful and Dazzling e-wife of Rev Darth Vader is my Dad. JC Musketeer!! En Guarde!
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mavjade Title: Fan Fiction Manager Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 5/18 12:19am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	Bantha on a rampage... hilarous!! Force choking Xizor is always a good thing! Great updates! -----signature----- Parent: I need a snot sucker! My coworker: Does she mean a bulb syringe or a Respiratory Therapist?? NaNoWriMo '09: Unto Itself, A Higher Law: 25,103 words so far
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 5/18 9:52am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor. Amung others I presume Though, I can't say I blame Vader for not trusting him. Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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Corellian_Ale Registered: Mar '08	Date Posted: 5/18 5:13pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	I'm sorry baby-killer Vader; was Xixor doing something immoral??? -----signature----- "An elegant weapon for more civilized times, eh?" "Well, guess what, times have changed." - "Boss"; RC-1138 Shades of Gray II - Acts of Contrition: http://boards.theforce.net/b/b1/30043243
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Jedi_Master_Cazz Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 5/19 6:55am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
	I don't trust him either, Vader. Great update, good to see Xizor -----signature----- "People of Earth! I come with good tidings of Peanuts... and beer!" --- Proud Padawan to Master VaderLV64!
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