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Author Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
Date Posted: 5/20 7:22am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
Entry Eighteen

Met with Xizor. Don’t like the looks of him. He’s a sneaky one. Plus, he uses his pheromones to get women in bed. I don’t trust him.

Wish I were the Emperor. Then I could Force-choke Xizor.

I rest my case laugh Can't wait for more grin

 

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 Date Posted: 5/20 7:04pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
I don't like Xizor either. tongue Awesome update! applause

 

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 Date Posted: 5/23 7:05pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Eightteen 5/16
lunetta: Only when he isn’t getting any tongue

Jade_eyes: Yeah, probably tongue Good thing he has other kids to worry about when that goes down wink

Vadey: Oh yes, Papa Vader wouldn’t like that at all wink

LittleMissNightsaber: The only time Vader would be grateful she’s dead wink

Seremela: Well, why waste all that time being sneaky when you can just do it directly and have it be done? tongue Thanks!!

Azure: Maybe is he knew about it wink

TMJ: laugh Yeah, that too tongue

Connie: I feel like yes tongue

jaz: laugh He’s just afraid of getting in trouble tongue

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Kelia: Oh of course tongue Thanks!!

Ale: laugh Touche.

Cazz: Thanks!!

JediFalcon: laugh Thanks!!

Connie: He doesn’t seem to be a popular guy here tongue Thanks!!


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Entry Nineteen

Learned today that the Emperor plans to build a new super-weapon called the Death Star. It will be able to blow planets up.

Think that if it can’t blow stars up, it shouldn’t be called the Death Star.

Tarkin is in charge of the project. He still needs a new stylist.

 

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 Date Posted: 5/23 7:11pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
I agree, Tarkin does need a new stylist! applause applause Love that line!

 

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Date Posted: 5/23 7:16pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Tarkin is in charge of the project. He still needs a new stylist.

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Date Posted: 5/23 7:59pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Well, to be fair, the Star Destroyers can't destroy stars... And the Stormtroopers have nothing to do with weather... You get the point. tongue

 

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Date Posted: 5/23 9:05pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Entry Nineteen

Learned today that the Emperor plans to build a new super-weapon called the Death Star. It will be able to blow planets up.

Think that if it can’t blow stars up, it shouldn’t be called the Death Star.

Tarkin is in charge of the project. He still needs a new stylist.



I agree Vader. Tarkin definantly needs a new stylist!

 

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Date Posted: 5/23 9:16pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
a new stylist laugh yeah with all that grey inside and on the outside. laugh applause

 

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Date Posted: 5/24 3:32am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
LOL!!! Wonder what Vader's opinion of Daala is? laugh mischief

 

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Date Posted: 5/24 9:10am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
NYCitygurl posted:

Tarkin is in charge of the project. He still needs a new stylist.

Did you ever see how much anti wrinkle cream he used to get through in a month?
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 Date Posted: 5/24 1:24pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Think that if it can’t blow stars up, it shouldn’t be called the Death Star.

He's got a point. tongue

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Date Posted: 5/24 3:23pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Entry Nineteen

Learned today that the Emperor plans to build a new super-weapon called the Death Star. It will be able to blow planets up.

Think that if it can’t blow stars up, it shouldn’t be called the Death Star.

Tarkin is in charge of the project. He still needs a new stylist.

grin I needed that up-date after a very long working weekend with a study pal...

The question is what sort of stylist Tarkin needs... a hair stylist, a make-up stylist, a life style stylist,... laugh

 

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Date Posted: 5/24 10:32pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Think that if it can’t blow stars up, it shouldn’t be called the Death Star.

Wonder what he would have said about the Sun Crusher...


Wonderful update, Nat. happy


 

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 Date Posted: 5/25 10:25am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Think that if it can’t blow stars up, it shouldn’t be called the Death Star.

Now, now Vadey, don't get so technical.

Death Planet doesn't have the same ring to it tongue

Great update

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Date Posted: 5/26 3:29pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Think that if it can’t blow stars up, it shouldn’t be called the Death Star.

laugh laugh laugh Oh, priceless, that had me totally going! applause


Tarkin is in charge of the project. He still needs a new stylist.

grin He's quite into fashion, isn't he? Must be that awesome black suit (WITH mask) of his laugh

Mind you, I think he is right about Tarky.

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