Author Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
Jedi_Master_Cazz  1319 posts
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Date Posted: 5/26 10:57pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Ahh Vader, painfully logical wink I wonder who his stylist is?

Looking forward to the next one!

 

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JediFalcon  21414 posts
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Date Posted: 5/27 11:51am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Tarkin does need a new stylist that was great grin more soon

 

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padawan lunetta  12397 posts
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Date Posted: 5/27 1:38pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Hehhehe love his thoughts on the Death Star, an that Tarkin needs a hairstylist. Hehehehe.

 

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QueenArdnassak  816 posts
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Date Posted: 5/27 3:37pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23 - Date Edited: 5/29 5:13pm (1 edits total) Edited By: QueenArdnassak
OMG

Don't check a story for a couple weeks and BAM another three posts hit you like... okay, I can't think of an analogy, but hey!

And yes, Tarkin does still need a new stylist, Vadey. His haircut is making me sick! sick

I always did wonder about that. Why was it called the Death Star if it didn't destroy stars?

Looking forward to the next post!

Can you put me on the PM list?

 

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NYCitygurl  28435 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30 11:32am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Nineteen 5/23
Connie: Thanks!!

Ale: Vader doesn’t enjoy having bad haircuts in his vicinity tongue

TMJ:Vader has a beef with the Star Destroyers too tongue

jaz: Yes!

earlybird-obi-wan: And the haircut silly

Jade_eyes: Probably that she’s not doing her duty as a person with eyes to take him to a new stylist [face_trongue]

darthhelinith: Mostly Vader has no use for the haircut wink

Vadey: People don’t give him enough credit; he’s a smart cookie tongue

Azure: How about all of the above? tongue

Daena: Probably that since it can’t crush suns, it shouldn’t be called the Sun Crusher tongue Possibly that the Sun Crusher should be called the Star Destroyer/Death Star tongue Thanks!!

Kelia: laugh Thanks!!

Seremela: Well, black is much better than pink tongue Thanks!! Glad you’re enjoying it happy

Cazz: Probably someone near the top of Vader’s hit list tongue Thanks!!

JediFalcon: Thanks!!

lunetta: Thanks!!

QueenArdnassak: laugh I post generally every week wink Thanks!! And yes, absolutely happy

Thanks for reading, all!!


Entry Twenty

Went to visit in-progress Death Star today. It looks good. Though Tarkin doesn’t. Wonder if I should Force-choke his hairdresser to make him get a new one.

Laughed at his haircut behind my mask while seeming to give impressive glare.

 

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Jade_eyes  6595 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30 11:45am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
laugh Yes, it's time to make the laugh into a cough ... "No, I must be coming down with something." laugh

 

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AzureAngel2  9847 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30 11:50am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
*laughs along with Vader about Tarkin´s hairstyle*

Sniff, I love a good laugh in the evening, NY!

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The Musical Jedi  5433 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30 1:11pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
He'd probably just find someone to do the exact same thing to his hair. tongue

 

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QueenArdnassak  816 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30 2:53pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
Whoa, you guys don't even give a girl a chance to make first post. Poor me. cry grin

Entry Twenty

Went to visit in-progress Death Star today. It looks good. Though Tarkin doesn’t.
Funny! laugh That's my favorite part!

Wonder if I should Force-choke his hairdresser to make him get a new one. Although this is definitely a close second. Hmm. Force choking a hairdresser... Bad Vader! shame_on_you

Laughed at his haircut behind my mask while seeming to give impressive glare. I'm quaking! Please spare me, Lord Vader!!! praying

I love this update. It's just so... Vader.

Thanks for the PM

 

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Seremela  824 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30 3:40pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
It looks good. Though Tarkin doesn’t.
laugh laugh laugh Another unmistakable truth.


Wonder if I should Force-choke his hairdresser to make him get a new one.
tongue Vader's answer to almost everything. Mind you, it's very effective, so I can see why he keeps coming back to it laugh

Laughed at his haircut behind my mask while seeming to give impressive glare.
laugh It might reduce him to using straws, but that mask sure has its uses!

Great entrance once again, Nat.

 

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darthhelinith  3936 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30 4:39pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
NYCitygurl posted:

Laughed at his haircut behind my mask while seeming to give impressive glare.


Yep, thats my Dad through and through.

That mute button works wonders!

 

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Jedi_Master_Cazz  1319 posts
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Date Posted: 5/30 6:55pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
Yeah, I think Tarkin really needs to read the newer versions of Vogue. The mullet went out of style years ago. tongue

 

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padawan lunetta  12397 posts
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Date Posted: 5/31 8:02am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
I think that Force choking Tarkin's hairdresser is a wonderful idea, Darthy! Loved his laughing behind his mask while managing to give an impressive glare- that's talent!

 

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Corellian_Ale  706 posts
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Date Posted: 5/31 1:02pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
Laughed at his haircut behind my mask while seeming to give impressive glare.

laugh

(what sound does the mask make when he snickers?)

 

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Date Posted: 5/31 1:11pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
thinking that might work. Tarkin and his hair laugh and skull skull like appearance

 

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