Author Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Six 11/7
JediFalcon  21388 posts
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Date Posted: 5/31 2:41pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
laugh laugh Time for a new hair dresser, if Vader is laughing at you that's not a good sign

more soon grin

 

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DaenaBenjen42  4017 posts
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Date Posted: 5/31 5:53pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
Re Sun Crusher: It can crush them from the inside?

Laughed at his haircut behind my mask while seeming to give impressive glare.

laugh


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Date Posted: 6/1 4:47am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
Laughed at his haircut behind my mask while seeming to give impressive glare.

Good to see hints of Anakin even behind the mask! tongue

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Date Posted: 6/1 3:45pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
Good stuff, Nat! applause

 

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92SE-R  582 posts
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Date Posted: 6/2 10:08am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
Sorry I haven't posted in a while, been on vacation. grin

The past few have been great! And yes, Tarkin does need a new stylist! I can only imagine Vader laughing so hard that he starts up an asthmatic fit. grin

 

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Date Posted: 6/2 12:35pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
NYCitygurl posted:


Think that if it can’t blow stars up, it shouldn’t be called the Death Star.




Man's got a point. grin

 

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Date Posted: 6/8 2:30pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty 5/30
Jade_eyes: laugh Exactly grin

Azure: Glad you enjoyed!

TMJ: laugh True tongue

QueenArdnassak: Thanks!! Glad you’re enjoying grin

Seremela: Exactly! Don’t knock it if it works. And yes, the ups and downs of mask-wearing tongue Thanks!!

hel: Glad you enjoyed.

Cazz: laugh laugh

lunetta: His chief talent is laughing behind his mask while managing to give an impressive glare . . . and Force-choking . . . Force-choking and laughing behind his mask while managing to give an impressive glare . . . His two talents are Force-choking and laughing behind his mask while managing to give an impressive glare . . . and intimidation . . . His three talents are Force-choking, laughing behind his mask while managing to give an impressive glare, and intimidation . . . and a not-so-fanatical devotion to the Emperor . . . His four . . . no . . . Amongst his talents . . . are such elements as Force-choking, laughing behind his mask while managing to give an impressive glare . . . I’ll come in again.

Ale: Good question tongue

earlybird-obi-wan: Yeah, add a face-lift to the new hairdresser.

JediFalcon: Not really, no tongue

Daena: But it doesn’t, it just explodes them tongue Thanks happy

Vadey: Well, even the Dark Side can’t destroy everything grin

Connie: Thanks!!

92SE-R:[/b[ No problem wink Hope you enjoyed it! Thanks!! Yeah, Vader might need an inhaler tongue

[b]Ubersue:
Yep grin


Thanks for reading, everyone!!


Entry Twenty-One

Learned that Tarkin mislaid plans for the Death Star. Idiot! The new Rebel Alliance could get a hold of them and blow this thing up!

Also learned that Tarkin installed excellent caf machines in the VIP lounge. Very tasty. Though spitting out hot caf and having it hit the inside of my helmet wasn’t very pleasant. There should be a warning on the cups.

 

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Date Posted: 6/8 2:56pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
NYCitygurl posted:


Learned that Tarkin mislaid plans for the Death Star. Idiot! The new Rebel Alliance could get a hold of them and blow this thing up!

Also learned that Tarkin installed excellent caf machines in the VIP lounge. Very tasty.


Mmm... caf... coffee ... drooling I would probably keep that employee too. grin

NYCitygurl posted:
Though spitting out hot caf and having it hit the inside of my helmet wasn’t very pleasant. There should be a warning on the cups.



"Warning! Caf is hot!" That'll solve the problem, Vadey!

 

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Date Posted: 6/8 3:50pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
Vader-baby should sue the cup makers! Then use the money to buy a second Death Star, since we all know the first one is going to blow up! wink

 

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Date Posted: 6/8 4:04pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
Entry Twenty-One

Learned that Tarkin mislaid plans for the Death Star. Idiot! The new Rebel Alliance could get a hold of them and blow this thing up!
So it's Tarkin's fault the rebels got the plans...

Also learned that Tarkin installed excellent caf machines in the VIP lounge. Very tasty. Though spitting out hot caf and having it hit the inside of my helmet wasn’t very pleasant. There should be a warning on the cups. I thought that once when I spilled hot chocolate on myself.

Vader is so hilarious.

 

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dm1  2256 posts
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Date Posted: 6/8 4:28pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
coffee Mmmmm.... hot drinks are meant to be hot, don't know why people assume otherwise. Anyway, glad to hear Tarkin had one redeeming quality, good kaf is really important when you're out destroying the galaxy!

 

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Jade_eyes  6505 posts
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Date Posted: 6/8 4:50pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
LOL!!!! So it was Tarkin who mislaid those plans. laugh Vader needs to try Duncan Donuts coffee laugh or the new one at Wendy's which I definitely wanna try--it's frosty and it's coffee mixed with toffee. grin grin

 

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Date Posted: 6/8 5:58pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
I want that Coffee machine!
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Corellian_Ale  666 posts
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Date Posted: 6/8 6:39pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
NYCitygurl posted:

Learned that Tarkin mislaid plans for the Death Star. Idiot! The new Rebel Alliance could get a hold of them and blow this thing up!




For crying out loud, he was too bust shopping for a new coffee machine. laugh

 

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JediFalcon  21388 posts
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Date Posted: 6/8 9:45pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
Loved the update mmmmmmmm coffee coffee

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