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Author	Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Six 11/7
Jedi_Master_Cazz Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 6/8 10:13pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	Hot drinks are supposed to be hot, true. But Vader does have a bad track record with burns! -----signature----- "People of Earth! I come with good tidings of Peanuts... and beer!" --- Proud Padawan to Master VaderLV64!
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VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 6/9 5:37am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	Learned that Tarkin mislaid plans for the Death Star. Idiot! The new Rebel Alliance could get a hold of them and blow this thing up! -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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The Musical Jedi Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 6/9 7:46am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	Was the spitting of the caf in relation to Tarkin's stupid mistake? -----signature----- Hold your own Know your name Go your own way Mortality: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30379374
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92SE-R Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 6/9 10:25am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	ROFL!!! I can see the holo-news headline: Lord Vader sues Empire over lack of warning on hot cups of caf. Excellent update! -----signature----- Rise of the Empire http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28730322 To the Edge of Night http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29232522 Fires of Retribution http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30256079
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AzureAngel2 Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 6/9 11:33am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	Tarkin ´misplacing´ the plans... perhaps there was some hot coffee on them... And somehow I must think of Dark Helmet... can´t imagine why... -----signature----- "There is good in him. I felt it." "Y a-t-il un coeur sous ton armure? Le mien est pur comme l'azure." Wife of DU & e-mom of DG Member of the GFFG up-date sock: TheBride
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 6/10 3:38am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	There should be a warning on the cups. Sure, Vader, blame the cups And he's already got a scapegoat for the Death Star fiasco. Typical! Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 11,018
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 6/10 11:22am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	caf machines we are testing them now to see which new one is good and caf should be hot Vader. Or doesn't he like hot anymore -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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DaenaBenjen42 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 6/10 9:39pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	Though spitting out hot caf and having it hit the inside of my helmet wasn’t very pleasant. There should be a warning on the cups. At least he gets to have coffee inside the suit, right? Good entry. -----signature----- "Say it with me now. Postcard. Zoo. Not. Shopping." master to jackyyy17, micky-nikki, & Trimaj e-sis to BrightFeather All cats are leopards after dark.
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Jag4Me Title: C&G and FCC Game Hostess Registered: Jan '08	Date Posted: 6/11 9:04am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	He really doesn't like Tarkin, does he? -----signature----- The Other Innocent Diva Twin Master to EnviousSerious-Rue "I only have moral and ethical objections to something if I'm not being included." - Darth_wanderguard Darth_wanderguard is mine
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Seremela Registered: Jul '08	Date Posted: 6/12 5:35pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	Learned that Tarkin mislaid plans for the Death Star. Idiot! The new Rebel Alliance could get a hold of them and blow this thing up! Might that be a little Force foresight, Vader? Also learned that Tarkin installed excellent caf machines in the VIP lounge. Very tasty. Though spitting out hot caf and having it hit the inside of my helmet wasn’t very pleasant. There should be a warning on the cups. I understand Vader completely here, Nat. This diary needs an enormous spew warning as well Wonderful update, I admire how you keep coming up with one hilarious updat after the other -----signature----- Winner of WWTF round 2
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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 6/13 9:12pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-One 6/8
	Ubersue: Even with the haircut? lunetta: Or buy a new pet bantha QueenArdnassak: Thanks!! dm1: Me either And yes, it’s a very important quality Jade_eyes: Ooo, those sound interesting. Not that I drink coffee (my caffeine of choice is tea) but they sound like fun darthhelinith: I want a personal caffeine machine too Ale: Yeah, can’t win ‘em all. JediFalcon: Thanks!! Cazz: You’d think he’d avoid the hot stuff Vadey: Thanks!! TMJ: Ha, you never know 92SE-R: Did you hear about the woman a few years back who sued McDonalds because she burned herself on hot coffee and the cup didn’t have a warning? That’s what inspired this entry AzureAngel: I didn’t even think of that!! But yes, exactly Kelia: Well, he’s gotta blame someone, and he can only shove so much off on Tarkin . . . Thanks!! earlybird-obi-wan: Well, he might need an ice cube next time Daena: Yeah, ‘cause he can drink it through a straw Connie: Nope Seremela: Possibly And thank you so much!! I actually wrote this all in a couple-hour sitting so I wouldn’t be late with the updates all year. I don’t know how I managed to be clever that one day Everyone: thanks for reading!! You guys are the best Entry Twenty-Two Feeling a bit bored, doing nothing but intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge while the construction crews continued construction. Decided to kill someone. Couldn’t kill workers, couldn’t kill Tarkin. Had about run out of Jedi. Decided to take the Executor and hunt Rebels. Was a very satisfying experience. Not as satisfying as it would be if I were Emperor, though. -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse
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Ubersue Registered: Sep '08	Date Posted: 6/13 9:24pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Heehee! Feeling a bit bored, doing nothing but intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge while the construction crews continued construction. Decided to kill someone. Couldn’t kill workers, couldn’t kill Tarkin. Had about run out of Jedi. Aww, poor Vadey's bored! Well of course if you kill all your friends you'll have no one left to play with. -----signature----- "A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.'" - Steven Wright Proud Padawan of Kurdt_Kobain!
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 6/13 9:51pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Couldn’t kill workers, couldn’t kill Tarkin. Had about run out of Jedi. And what's left? A whole galaxy of rebels Vader. -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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The Musical Jedi Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 6/14 12:28am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Somehow, I'm pretty sure bored Vader will have bad results for everyone involved... And Tarkin must be totally oblivious. -----signature----- Hold your own Know your name Go your own way Mortality: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30379374
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Jade_eyes Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 6/14 3:10am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	About caffeine --I'm totally into tea too Too bad the Vong hadn't/didn't come along this early on... then Vader''d've had a lot to keep busy... No, he wouldn't be able to intimidate them after all. -----signature----- Spock/Nyota, woven forever together in gorgeous bonds of Nyota's "Cherished Moments" diary's gonna be hawt, hawt, melty! Squggles! [face_melting into 10 buckets!]
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