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Author	Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 6/14 9:21am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Entry Twenty-Two Feeling a bit bored, doing nothing but intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge while the construction crews continued construction. Decided to kill someone. shakes head ANGER MANAGEMENT!!! Couldn’t kill workers, couldn’t kill Tarkin. Had about run out of Jedi. Decided to take the Executor and hunt Rebels. Was a very satisfying experience. AAAAH! Don't kill anyone important! Not as satisfying as it would be if I were Emperor, though. Keep your goals high, Vader. You'll achieve them soon enough. Or you could poison Palpatine's Jawa Juice... -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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Corellian_Ale Registered: Mar '08	Date Posted: 6/14 10:46am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Decided to take the Executor and hunt Rebels. Was a very satisfying experience. Very Theraputic I hear! -----signature----- "An elegant weapon for more civilized times, eh?" "Well, guess what, times have changed." - "Boss"; RC-1138 Shades of Gray II - Acts of Contrition: http://boards.theforce.net/b/b1/30043243
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Jedi_Master_Cazz Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 6/14 8:44pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Oh, of course! Nothing could ever be as exiting as it would be if you were Emperor. Wow, I think Vader's got dominance issues. -----signature----- "People of Earth! I come with good tidings of Peanuts... and beer!" --- Proud Padawan to Master VaderLV64!
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DaenaBenjen42 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 6/14 9:42pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	A bored Vader can be a scary, scary thing to contemplate, can't it? Good entry. -----signature----- "Say it with me now. Postcard. Zoo. Not. Shopping." master to jackyyy17, micky-nikki, & Trimaj e-sis to BrightFeather All cats are leopards after dark.
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AzureAngel2 Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 6/15 12:20am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Being bored? He should become a teacher, than life is thrilling and exciting. Get yourself a dark apprentice, Vader! -----signature----- "There is good in him. I felt it." "Y a-t-il un coeur sous ton armure? Le mien est pur comme l'azure." Wife of DU & e-mom of DG Member of the GFFG up-date sock: TheBride
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VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 6/15 6:00am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Couldn’t kill workers, couldn’t kill Tarkin. Had about run out of Jedi. Decided to take the Executor and hunt Rebels. Was a very satisfying experience. Not as satisfying as it would be if I were Emperor, though. Obviously Vader doesn't play well with others. I'll bet he runs with scissors too! Great update! -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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Seremela Registered: Jul '08	Date Posted: 6/15 11:01am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Feeling a bit bored, doing nothing but intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge while the construction crews continued construction. Decided to kill someone. Couldn’t kill workers, couldn’t kill Tarkin. Had about run out of Jedi. Decided to take the Executor and hunt Rebels. Was a very satisfying experience. Not as satisfying as it would be if I were Emperor, though. Wahahahahaaaaaa! I can't help it, this one just about killed me! It's definitely my favorite now -----signature----- Winner of WWTF round 2
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GrandMasterKatarn Registered: Feb '08	Date Posted: 6/17 12:12pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Am loving the entire thing. Tarkin needs new hair-stylus. Please add me to the PM list. -----signature----- Who is Kyle Katarn? Okay, picture a god. Now imagine that god has a god. Now imagine someone beat that god up. That person is Kyle Katarn. He's so awesome, there's really no way for me to accurately put into words just how awesome he is. --YodaKenobi
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 6/17 3:00pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Couldn’t kill workers, couldn’t kill Tarkin. Had about run out of Jedi Now see, if he were Emperor, he could have killed Tarkin! Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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Ceillean Title: Scattergories and 20 Questions Hostess Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 6/19 11:34am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	NYCitygurl posted: Decided to kill someone. Couldn’t kill workers, couldn’t kill Tarkin. Had about run out of Jedi. Decided to take the Executor and hunt Rebels. Was a very satisfying experience. Not as satisfying as it would be if I were Emperor, though. I'd so love to trade places with Vader. Or sort of suck him into our realm and make him throttle my co-workers. -----signature----- I claim Kyp Durron. I'm developing this thing for Captain Kirk.
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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 6/21 9:19am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Two 6/14
	Ubersue: Friends, enemies, whatever earlybird-obi-wan: Exactly!! TMJ: Totally oblivious or appropriately intimidated Jade_eyes: Me too – I love tea, but I hate even the smell of coffee Yeah, they’d have given him something to do QueenArdnassak: Well, the Rebels really aren’t important Or Vader could spike his caf the next time the Emperor hits the VIP lounge . . . Ale: Vader thinks so. Cazz: Maybe he’s a control freak Daena: Thanks!! Azure: Vader doesn’t have that kind of patience Vadey: Thanks!! Seremela: Thanks!! GrandMasterKatarn: Thanks!! Glad you’re enjoying Certainly! Kelia: Exactly Thanks!! Ceillean: Tell me about it. Boss, meet my new friend Entry Twenty-Three Rebel hunt successful. Killed lots and intimidated their friends with scary messages spray-painted all over their “base.” Haha. Decided to head back to Coruscant. -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse "Hat. We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat."
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 6/21 9:25am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Three 6/21
	spray-painted a graffity lover Hilarious update -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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Jade_eyes Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 6/21 10:08am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Three 6/21
	I do love the chuckles from this diary! -----signature----- E-sib to Mira_Jade, whose yummies inspire & gooify !! We Squee! in tandem Our Nyota/Spock love knows no bounds--we have superb taste in soulmates Have a bucket Cheesecake Squggles!
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Ubersue Registered: Sep '08	Date Posted: 6/21 10:34am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Three 6/21
	Hee hee! I like the image of Vader with a can of spraypaint like some punk teenager. "Empire rulez! Rebbels suk!" -----signature----- "A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.'" - Steven Wright Proud Padawan of Kurdt_Kobain!
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 6/21 1:21pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Three 6/21
	intimidated their friends with scary messages spray-painted all over their “base.” I'm just going to assume the messages aren't suitable for a family friendly board Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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