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Author	Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
Ubersue Registered: Sep '08	Date Posted: 7/6 9:47pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
	NYCitygurl posted: Entry Twenty-Four Returned to Coruscant to find that Xizor is gaining more power. Annoying. Wish I could Force-choke him. In other news, Emperor abolished the Senate. Seriously, I love this Vader. And congratulations on your nominations! Each entry is like a little haiku of hilariousness. -----signature----- "A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.'" - Steven Wright Proud Padawan of Kurdt_Kobain!
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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 7/8 9:18pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
	Cazz: Well, of course not Jade_eyes: Thanks! I’m just really glad people like this Nana V: Thanks! earlybord-obi-wan: Well, yeah TMJ: Of course not! Why in the world would that be important? CT: Exactly And thanks for reading!! frankie: Exactly Thanks!! LittleMissNightsaber: Pretty much, yeah QueenArdnassak: That’s amazing 92SE-R: Kinda, yeah Thanks!! Daena: Well, you know And Xizor’s doing more than the senate anyway, so . . . Kelia: Exactly Thanks!! Azure: GrandMasterKatarn: Thanks! Well, not exactly, since Palps likes Xizor . . . Connie: Thanks!! Glad you like Ale: You crack me up Ubersue: Thanks!! Glad you like Sorry for the epic lateness Entry Twenty-Five Was ordered to hunt down plans that stupid Tarkin lost. Apparently one of the former “senators” (though really, the Senate’s been a figure-head – figure . . . entity? for the last twenty years) has found them. Turns out she’s a rebel. Must now find her and get the plans back. Starting to miss leisurely life of intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge. -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse "Hat. We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat."
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Ubersue Registered: Sep '08	Date Posted: 7/8 10:01pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	This entry reminds me of how much I'm looking forward to Vader will have to say about the Death Star exploding. -----signature----- "A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.'" - Steven Wright Proud Padawan of Kurdt_Kobain!
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DaenaBenjen42 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 7/8 11:16pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	(though really, the Senate’s been a figure-head – figure . . . entity? for the last twenty years) How about 'puppets'? Seems to fit, where the senate was concerned. Good entry, Nat. -----signature----- "Say it with me now. Postcard. Zoo. Not. Shopping." master to jackyyy17, micky-nikki, & Trimaj e-sis to BrightFeather All cats are leopards after dark.
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frankieskywalker Registered: Apr '06	Date Posted: 7/9 12:33am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	a certain princess???? grat update -----signature----- and so the plot bunnies attack a whole in his heart http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=24122906&brd=10477 my second fic Your sightless eyes have seen too much http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/24195526/p1/?0
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AzureAngel2 Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/9 1:55am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	Entry Twenty-Five Was ordered to hunt down plans that stupid Tarkin lost. Apparently one of the former “senators” (though really, the Senate’s been a figure-head – figure . . . entity? for the last twenty years) has found them. Turns out she’s a rebel. Must now find her and get the plans back. Starting to miss leisurely life of intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge. He has a daughter being an entity... The piece with the VIP lounge is priceless. -----signature----- "There is good in him. I felt it." "Y a-t-il un coeur sous ton armure? Le mien est pur comme l'azure." Wife of DU & e-mom of DG Member of the GFFG up-date sock: TheBride
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Corellian_Ale Registered: Mar '08	Date Posted: 7/9 3:59am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	Tarkin lost the. plans. "Hey they were right HERE a second ago!" Please, please tell me he won't have the urge to hit on her when he catches her... -----signature----- "An elegant weapon for more civilized times, eh?" "Well, guess what, times have changed." - "Boss"; RC-1138 Shades of Gray II - Acts of Contrition: http://boards.theforce.net/b/b1/30043243
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 7/9 4:12am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	Starting to miss leisurely life of intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge Somehow I think Vader will find new ways to intimidate Tarkin now that the plans have been stolen. Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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The Musical Jedi Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 7/9 4:41am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	Boy... First he's bored, then he wants to go back to being bored. He's going to be very angry when he realizes who exactly that Senator is... -----signature----- Hold your own Know your name Go your own way A Moment's Deliverance: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573115
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VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 7/9 5:18am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	Was ordered to hunt down plans that stupid Tarkin lost. Apparently one of the former “senators” (though really, the Senate’s been a figure-head – figure . . . entity? for the last twenty years) has found them. Turns out she’s a rebel. Must now find her and get the plans back. Starting to miss leisurely life of intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge. -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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Jade_eyes Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 7/9 6:38am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	Fun update. Figure entity Sounds like the latest election in Iran Does Vader like caf with hazelnut creamer? -----signature----- E-sib to Mira_Jade, whose yummies inspire & gooify !! We Squee! in tandem Our Nyota/Spock love knows no bounds--we have superb taste in soulmates Have a bucket Cheesecake Squggles!
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 7/9 9:30am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	Entry Twenty-Five Was ordered to hunt down plans that stupid Tarkin lost. Apparently one of the former “senators” (though really, the Senate’s been a figure-head – figure . . . entity? for the last twenty years) has found them. Turns out she’s a rebel. Must now find her and get the plans back. Starting to miss leisurely life of intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge. Poor Vadey. He has to do some actual work now. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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ShrunkenJedi Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 7/9 10:08am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	Hehe, very glad I stopped by to enjoy this! Lovely. The Musical Jedi posted: Boy... First he's bored, then he wants to go back to being bored. He's going to be very angry when he realizes who exactly that Senator is... ...I would love to know how he would react to knowing his daughter is a rebel and raised by Bail Organa, that's one we never saw on film. Somehow I can imagine Vader being all for nuking Alderaan out of existance in anger at Bail for that little shenanigan (instead of his, 'do not get too proud of this terror you have constructed', act). -----signature----- Fanficcer and Fanartist: Check the profile! (or below) My Fanfic Index: http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/25405090/r30292337/
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GrandMasterKatarn Registered: Feb '08	Date Posted: 7/9 9:58pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	Entry Twenty-Five Was ordered to hunt down plans that stupid Tarkin lost. Apparently one of the former “senators” (though really, the Senate’s been a figure-head – figure . . . entity? for the last twenty years) has found them. Turns out she’s a rebel. Must now find her and get the plans back. Starting to miss leisurely life of intimidating Tarkin and sipping caf in VIP lounge. He must be angry that his boredom is being interrupted. Just wait until he finds out about Kyle Katarn taking down the Dark Trooper Project. That might be hilarious. -----signature----- Who is Kyle Katarn? Okay, picture a god. Now imagine that god has a god. Now imagine someone beat that god up. That person is Kyle Katarn. He's so awesome, there's really no way for me to accurately put into words just how awesome he is. --YodaKenobi
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mavjade Title: Fan Fiction Manager Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 7/10 12:31pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
	I got way behind and I'm sorry about that! They've all been wonderfully hilarious but 20 was my favorite... I'm a sucker for hair jokes! -----signature----- Parent: I need a snot sucker! My coworker: Does she mean a bulb syringe or a Respiratory Therapist?? NaNoWriMo '09: Unto Itself, A Higher Law: 25,103 words so far
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