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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
mavjade
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Date Posted:
7/10 4:55pm
Subject:
The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
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7/10 4:58pm
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EDIT: That was weird... it didn't post the first time, it posted the second time, but then here several hours later the first one posted??
I think Firefox has gone crazy!
Sorry!
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Jedi_Master_Cazz
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Date Posted:
7/11 7:47pm
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
Sounds like Vader should use his boredom more wisely to brush up on his political terminology.
I am definitely looking forward to the next few entries as we get closer to the proverbial fireworks! Boy Vader is going to be soooooo
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Cannot wait!
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Date Posted:
7/13 10:35am
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
OMG, this just gets better and better!
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JediFalcon
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Date Posted:
7/16 9:53pm
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
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OMW Vader spraying graffitti all over the rebel base, can't get image out of my mind
I wonder what his entery will be when he faces Leia. I know that in ANH, in the book it described him hesitating as he invaded Leia's mind that Leia reminded him of Padme but he had had to put her out of his mind so he could continue the interogation.
Oh crud plot bunny biting my heels.
Would love to see more.
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Date Posted:
7/19 9:38am
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
Ubersue:
He will not be pleased
Daena:
Exactly
Thanks!!
frankieskywalker:
Yep [face_tonguue] Thanks!!
Azure:
Well, he doesn’t know about that
Thanks!!
Ale:
Oh no, he won’t
Kelia:
He might take a razor to his head
Thanks!!
TMJ:
There’s no pleasing him
Kim:
Thanks!!
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Ohmygoodness yes
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ShrunkedJedi:
I’m glad you stopped by too
Thanks!! That would be really interesting. However, he doesn’t really have time to get that far
GrandMasterKatarn:
Except I didn’t write that in
mavjade:
Thanks!! No worries
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Thanks!!
Connie:
Thanks!!
JediFalcon:
You’ll see with Leia soon
Entry Twenty-Six
Captured
Tantive IV
and Princess Leia and Forced-choked a bunch of people. Lost the plans, though, which means finding them on Tatooine, my favorite place ever. Joy. Maybe should try to capture and tame another bantha while we’re here . . .
Still not Emperor.
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Jade_eyes
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Love Vader's sarcastic reference to Tatooine LOL
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LittleMissNightsaber
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Date Posted:
7/19 10:21am
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Another bantha!
More please.
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The Musical Jedi
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
I would have thought he'd learn his lesson from the first one.
And doesn't he have underlings to go where he doesn't?
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frankieskywalker
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
he should definitly get another bantha
great update
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KELIA
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Date Posted:
7/19 1:59pm
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
means finding them on Tatooine, my favorite place ever. Joy.
Serves you right, though.
Loved the image of Vader trying to tame a bantha!
Great update
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QueenArdnassak
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Date Posted:
7/19 2:24pm
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Entry Twenty-Six
Captured Tantive IV and Princess Leia and Forced-choked a bunch of people. Lost the plans, though, which means finding them on Tatooine, my favorite place ever. Joy. Maybe should try to capture and tame another bantha while we’re here . . .
Still not Emperor.
Hmm... Maybe, you should just throw the emperor down a giant pit a couple episodes early. How does that sounds, Vader? We'll just make this an AU, alright?
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ShrunkenJedi
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Date Posted:
7/19 2:44pm
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Aha, another installment!
Yeah, Vader, we know you don't like Tatooine, and we know why. But haven't you heard of 'if you want it done right you have to do it yourself'? If you have to send Stormtroopers, you know they won't find the droids and they'll be vulnerable to your old master when he tries to get away and we'll have... what happened in the movie, right. And we have to have the movie.
Alright, move along then. Nothing to see here. These aren't the suggestions you're looking for.
Still not Emperor
...thank you, Aragorn.
I see you like the LOTR VSDs too (but then, I should have realized it by how you named your thread, hehe)...
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Jedi_Master_Cazz
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7/19 5:45pm
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Tatooine, my favorite place ever. Joy.
Still not Emperor.
Oh sweet Lord!
The 'joy' got me like nothing else! He clearly isn't peaches and cream about how this has all turned out. And on top of it all, he's gotta babysit Leia like some Rebellious teenager... *dramatic chord of irony*
You know, I think Vader and Aragorn would get on like a barn on fire.
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Chewgumma
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Date Posted:
7/19 6:20pm
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Still not Emperor.
*Spits doctor pepper all over the screen*
I think you bust my funny bone.
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GrandMasterKatarn
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7/19 8:49pm
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The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
I loved it. IIRC, the Dark Trooper Threat happened one year after the events of ANH. Plenty of time for Vader to complain about another farm boy kicking his @$$.
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