Author Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
mavjade  5049 posts
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Date Posted: 7/10 4:55pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8 - Date Edited: 7/10 4:58pm (1 edits total) Edited By: mavjade
EDIT: That was weird... it didn't post the first time, it posted the second time, but then here several hours later the first one posted?? raised_brow I think Firefox has gone crazy! silly
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Jedi_Master_Cazz  1317 posts
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Date Posted: 7/11 7:47pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
laugh laugh laugh Sounds like Vader should use his boredom more wisely to brush up on his political terminology. tongue I am definitely looking forward to the next few entries as we get closer to the proverbial fireworks! Boy Vader is going to be soooooo angry !

Cannot wait!

 

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Date Posted: 7/13 10:35am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
OMG, this just gets better and better! applause applause

 

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Date Posted: 7/16 9:53pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8 - Date Edited: 7/16 9:54pm (1 edits total) Edited By: JediFalcon
OMW Vader spraying graffitti all over the rebel base, can't get image out of my mind laugh

I wonder what his entery will be when he faces Leia. I know that in ANH, in the book it described him hesitating as he invaded Leia's mind that Leia reminded him of Padme but he had had to put her out of his mind so he could continue the interogation.

Oh crud plot bunny biting my heels.

Would love to see more.

 

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Date Posted: 7/19 9:38am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Five 7/8
Ubersue: laugh He will not be pleased tongue

Daena: Exactly grin Thanks!!

frankieskywalker: Yep [face_tonguue] Thanks!!

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ShrunkedJedi: I’m glad you stopped by too grin Thanks!! That would be really interesting. However, he doesn’t really have time to get that far wink

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Entry Twenty-Six

Captured Tantive IV and Princess Leia and Forced-choked a bunch of people. Lost the plans, though, which means finding them on Tatooine, my favorite place ever. Joy. Maybe should try to capture and tame another bantha while we’re here . . .

Still not Emperor.

 

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Jade_eyes  6575 posts
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Date Posted: 7/19 9:53am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
laugh Love Vader's sarcastic reference to Tatooine LOL

 

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Date Posted: 7/19 10:21am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Another bantha! laugh

More please. wink

 

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Date Posted: 7/19 10:47am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
I would have thought he'd learn his lesson from the first one. tongue And doesn't he have underlings to go where he doesn't?

 

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Date Posted: 7/19 1:31pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
he should definitly get another bantha

great update

 

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Date Posted: 7/19 1:59pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
means finding them on Tatooine, my favorite place ever. Joy.

laugh laugh laugh laugh

Serves you right, though.

Loved the image of Vader trying to tame a bantha!

Great update

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QueenArdnassak  806 posts
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Date Posted: 7/19 2:24pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Entry Twenty-Six

Captured Tantive IV and Princess Leia and Forced-choked a bunch of people. Lost the plans, though, which means finding them on Tatooine, my favorite place ever. Joy. Maybe should try to capture and tame another bantha while we’re here . . .

Still not Emperor.


Hmm... Maybe, you should just throw the emperor down a giant pit a couple episodes early. How does that sounds, Vader? We'll just make this an AU, alright? tongue wink

 

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Date Posted: 7/19 2:44pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Aha, another installment! grin

Yeah, Vader, we know you don't like Tatooine, and we know why. But haven't you heard of 'if you want it done right you have to do it yourself'? If you have to send Stormtroopers, you know they won't find the droids and they'll be vulnerable to your old master when he tries to get away and we'll have... what happened in the movie, right. And we have to have the movie. doh! Alright, move along then. Nothing to see here. These aren't the suggestions you're looking for.

Still not Emperor

...thank you, Aragorn. tongue I see you like the LOTR VSDs too (but then, I should have realized it by how you named your thread, hehe)...

 

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Jedi_Master_Cazz  1317 posts
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Date Posted: 7/19 5:45pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Tatooine, my favorite place ever. Joy.

Still not Emperor.


Oh sweet Lord! laugh laugh laugh The 'joy' got me like nothing else! He clearly isn't peaches and cream about how this has all turned out. And on top of it all, he's gotta babysit Leia like some Rebellious teenager... *dramatic chord of irony* grin

You know, I think Vader and Aragorn would get on like a barn on fire.

 

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Date Posted: 7/19 6:20pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
Still not Emperor.

*Spits doctor pepper all over the screen* laugh laugh laugh laugh I think you bust my funny bone.

 

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Date Posted: 7/19 8:49pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
I loved it. IIRC, the Dark Trooper Threat happened one year after the events of ANH. Plenty of time for Vader to complain about another farm boy kicking his @$$.

 

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