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Author	Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 7/20 4:57am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	Everyone needs something to love. A pet bantha would be perfect! -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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AzureAngel2 Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/20 8:11am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	Entry Twenty-Six Captured Tantive IV and Princess Leia and Forced-choked a bunch of people. Lost the plans, though, which means finding them on Tatooine, my favorite place ever. Joy. Maybe should try to capture and tame another bantha while we’re here . . . Still not Emperor. Call me very sloooooooow, NY, but now it occurs to me that there is a certain dude with a beard that also shows up in certain secret diaries, also ending his diary entrances with: "Still not king." I guess that now school´s out for summer, I have my wits back and can use my brain properly again. Well, without tons of Dutch teenagers at my throat I also have more air to beathe again. Teaching is like getting force-choked at times. I wish it would be the other way around. Our Vader. Such a batha lover. imagines Vader playing cowboy on Tatooine´s hot sand Sniff, if you go on this way, NY, this will be my funniest summer holidays ever. -----signature----- "There is good in him. I felt it." "Y a-t-il un coeur sous ton armure? Le mien est pur comme l'azure." Wife of DU & e-mom of DG Member of the GFFG up-date sock: TheBride
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 7/20 10:02am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	lovely comments on Tatooine and get a toy Bantha. That can fit in your meditation chamber Darth -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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CT-770492A3 Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 7/20 10:58am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	Sorry, think I fell behind a bit... ...and Forced-choked a bunch of people. Just a bunch...guess he didn't fill his weekly quota yet... Maybe should try to capture and tame another bantha while we’re here . . . Has he forgotten what happened with the last one already? I mean, the Emperor wouldn't be too happy if he had to have the Imperial Palace refurbished again. And who knows what colors he might do it in... Still not Emperor. Keep hoping, Vader...keep hoping... -----signature----- The most ironic part of Vode An: "Bal kote, / darasuum kote..." 346th Legion (aka Rogues) - - - - - - "A lot of people didn't like KT's writing because they thought it made Mandolorians seem overly perfect." "But I thought we - they - are perfect..."
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92SE-R Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 7/20 12:02pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	Tatooine. Joy. Awesome!! -----signature----- Rise of the Empire http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28730322 To the Edge of Night http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29232522 Fires of Retribution http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30256079
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Corellian_Ale Registered: Mar '08	Date Posted: 7/20 6:29pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	Maybe should try to capture and tame another bantha while we’re here . . . I guess you can never have too many. -----signature----- "An elegant weapon for more civilized times, eh?" "Well, guess what, times have changed." - "Boss"; RC-1138 Shades of Gray II - Acts of Contrition: http://boards.theforce.net/b/b1/30043243
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DaenaBenjen42 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 7/20 11:11pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	pauses to read JediFalcon's reply... Hmmm... Maybe should try to capture and tame another bantha while we’re here . . . There's a pos to being at Tatooine! (And he totally should!) Good entry. (Not for the first time this story, there was a little voice in the back of my head going "Poor Vader. Poor, poor vader..." and then ) -----signature----- "Say it with me now. Postcard. Zoo. Not. Shopping." master to jackyyy17, micky-nikki, & Trimaj e-sis to BrightFeather All cats are leopards after dark.
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Seremela Registered: Jul '08	Date Posted: 7/21 2:28pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	WE ENTERED THE MOVIES!!!! And all three were great again, Nat. Mind you, the 'Joy' got me going the most. It's those little things that have me laughing out loud every time (and make me glad I'm sitting by myself in my study when I read this). And you're nommed? Very deserved!!!!!!! This definitely is the good stuff On a different note: I was behind three (darn, three ) entries and had to dig for them. I hope once it's finished, you have a place to put them where we can read and enjoy all the diary entries without needing a search and rescue team to find them -----signature----- Winner of WWTF round 2
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Jag4Me Title: C&G and FCC Game Hostess Registered: Jan '08	Date Posted: 7/26 9:32am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	Awesome!! -----signature----- The Other Innocent Diva Twin Master to EnviousSerious-Rue "I only have moral and ethical objections to something if I'm not being included." - Darth_wanderguard Darth_wanderguard is mine
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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 7/28 1:37pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Six 7/19
	Jade_eyes: Thanks Well, the guy has reason to hate it LittleMissNightsaber: Think of the havoc TMJ: You’d think Yeah, but you know what they say about if you want it done right . . . frankieskywalker: He thinks so too Thanks!! Kelia: Wild animal taming, Sith Lord style Thanks!! QueenArdnassak: He’d like that ShrunkenJedi: Yep – they’re supposed to be every week, and the goal is Fridays, but that doesn’t always work out (as you can see, since this is Tuesday ). And exactly!! ...thank you, Aragorn. Yeah, that’s where I learned how to do these – I actually linked to Cassandra Claire’s in the OP. I love them – especially Aragorn’s Cazz: He’s definitely not peaches and cream. Maybe apples and cream, but no peaches And yeah, he deserves any trouble Leia gives him Chewgumma: Thanls!! Glad you like GrandMasterKatarn: Thanks!! It would be if the entire story hadn’t been written several months ago Kim: Except Vader’s tend to wreck the Palace Azure: Yep [face_tongue] That’s why I linked to Cassandra Claire’s in the OP – I drew inspiration from them [face_tongue] Glad you’re enjoying!! earlybird-obi-wan: Probably not [face_tongue] CT: No prob; glad you stopped back in! No, all the Jedi are fairly dead, so he’s running out of people to kill. And probably pink [face_tongue] 92SE-R: Thanks!! Ale: Especially since the first one got taken away [face_tongue] Daena: Seremela: Thanks!! Yeah, I’ve had those moments and thanks – I was really honored by it Yeah, absolutely!! I’ll repost them all at the end Connie: Thanks!! Thanks for reading, everyone!! Entry Twenty-Seven Went on a wild droid chase over half the planet. Killed some Jawas, then my stepbrother and his wife (never liked them, anyway; black sheep of the family). Still no droids, though. Princess is getting on my nerves and the #@%$$(^$* sand is getting in every little crack of my suit. Very uncomfortable. Decided to let stormtroopers continue wild droid chase and took her back to the Death Star. Ahhhh, the VIP lounge at last. -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse "Hat. We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat."
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LittleMissNightsaber Title: Yahtzee Winner Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 7/28 1:47pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	The VIP Lounge! Just wait til Obi comes back, Vader, to haunt you. And then disappears... totally humiliating you. -----signature----- Padawan to Myriad Daydreams ~Can you hear me? Can you feel me in your arms?~ My Last Breath, Evanescence
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Takianna Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 7/28 1:53pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	This is just a complete scream! Love it! -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29819847/p1 *** Loves those Republic Twinkies Friend of Mrs. Ben C. Blocked
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92SE-R Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 7/28 2:14pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Black sheep of the family... VIP lounge FTW!!! Sand sucks. I can't imagine what it would be like in a stuffy suit! Great stuff! -----signature----- Rise of the Empire http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28730322 To the Edge of Night http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29232522 Fires of Retribution http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30256079
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 7/28 2:47pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Ha, ha! He doesn't even feel bad about killing his step brother. You go, Vader! -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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Jade_eyes Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 7/28 3:15pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Oh that pesky sand!! -----signature----- E-sib to Mira_Jade, whose yummies inspire & gooify !! We Squee! in tandem Our Nyota/Spock love knows no bounds--we have superb taste in soulmates Have a bucket Cheesecake Squggles!
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