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Author	Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Eight 11/21
ShrunkenJedi Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 7/28 4:00pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28 - Date Edited: 7/29 8:21am (1 edits total) Edited By: ShrunkenJedi
	Wild droid hunt? Nice! I see he did get down there... Vadey, aren't you even a little bit concerned it might not be coincidence that the Droid chase led you to Owen and Beru's, even if you don't care that you killed them? The droids are still on the loose, after all. Not always the brightest sun in the Galaxy, our Vader... EDIT: Oh, and of course Leia's getting on your nerves, Vader, she's your teenage daughter! LOL. Okay, she takes that 'teenage rebellion' thing a little literally and neither of you knows the biological relationship, but still... -----signature----- Fanficcer and Fanartist: Check the profile! (or below) My Fanfic Index: http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/25405090/r30292337/
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frankieskywalker Registered: Apr '06	Date Posted: 7/28 5:33pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Ahhhh, the VIP lounge at last. -----signature----- and so the plot bunnies attack a whole in his heart http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=24122906&brd=10477 my second fic Your sightless eyes have seen too much http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/24195526/p1/?0
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The Musical Jedi Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 7/28 5:35pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Wow... what's in the VIP lounge? And about the sand... -----signature----- Hold your own Know your name Go your own way A Moment's Deliverance: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573115
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Jedi_Master_Cazz Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 7/28 7:58pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Black sheep of the family! Isn't that a bit rich? Sounds like Vader's gunna have to stop by at the car wash. -----signature----- "People of Earth! I come with good tidings of Peanuts... and beer!" --- Proud Padawan to Master VaderLV64!
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JediFalcon Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 7/28 8:35pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Black sheep of the family good one. -----signature----- Rogue Three in FFC Rogue Wing, Ward rm #306 Council Member of the Lightside Master to Stridarious Crimson makes my heart go Master of BYS AHBY The Impeccably Patient Drugged-Out Lunatic of the Skies I wonder whats my purpose in life
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VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 7/29 4:59am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Princess is getting on my nerves and the #@%$$(^$ sand is getting in every little crack of my suit.* Poor Vader! He never catches a break. -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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GrandMasterKatarn Registered: Feb '08	Date Posted: 7/29 11:59am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Vader's never happy is he? All the sand and the Princess being a royal #!@$& is hilarious. -----signature----- Who is Kyle Katarn? Okay, picture a god. Now imagine that god has a god. Now imagine someone beat that god up. That person is Kyle Katarn. He's so awesome, there's really no way for me to accurately put into words just how awesome he is. --YodaKenobi
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Jaded_Girl Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 7/29 3:52pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	wipes tears from her eyes due to a marathon read Oh my goodness, this is HILARIOUS! Excellent job, NYCitygurl! As much as Vader's lingering dislike of sand aside, I loved the deadpanned "Joy" comment in the previous entry the best! Eagerly anticipating more! -----signature----- L/M since reading HttE in '96. The Avengers' battle cry is "Avengers Assemble!" The Fantastic Four's is "Johnny WAIT!" ~Mark Waid Jaded_Girl exits, pursued by a bear
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AzureAngel2 Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/30 9:55am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Entry Twenty-Seven Went on a wild droid chase over half the planet. Killed some Jawas, then my stepbrother and his wife (never liked them, anyway; black sheep of the family). Still no droids, though. Princess is getting on my nerves and the #@%$$(^$* sand is getting in every little crack of my suit. Very uncomfortable. Decided to let stormtroopers continue wild droid chase and took her back to the Death Star. Ahhhh, the VIP lounge at last. I bet after all that fuzz he is in desperate need for a big mug of coffee in the VIP lounge. Otherwise he collapses with a heart attack. -----signature----- "There is good in him. I felt it." "Y a-t-il un coeur sous ton armure? Le mien est pur comme l'azure." Wife of DU & e-mom of DG Member of the GFFG up-date sock: TheBride
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 7/30 10:32am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	a wild droid chase and now he has his daughter in the vip lounge Nice update -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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KELIA Title: The Pretty in Pink Fan Fic Manager Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 7/31 3:29am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	sand is getting in every little crack of my suit I'm just imagining Vader walking while desperately trying to dislodge the ill-placed sand. Serves him right! Great update -----signature----- "Do or do not, there is no try." Master Yoda A Light In The Darkness: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/28150602/p1/?8 NaNaWriMo Progress: 32,105
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Corellian_Ale Registered: Mar '08	Date Posted: 7/31 4:05pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Ahhhh, the VIP lounge at last. <Vader's Barry White Impersonation>Ohhh yeah... Oh, wait I tought you said Champagne Room. -----signature----- "An elegant weapon for more civilized times, eh?" "Well, guess what, times have changed." - "Boss"; RC-1138 Shades of Gray II - Acts of Contrition: http://boards.theforce.net/b/b1/30043243
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DaenaBenjen42 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 7/31 10:10pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Black sheep... right... if Owen and Beru are the black sheep of the family, then what does this make Vader? disappears to corner to Good entry. -----signature----- "Say it with me now. Postcard. Zoo. Not. Shopping." master to jackyyy17, micky-nikki, & Trimaj e-sis to BrightFeather All cats are leopards after dark.
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CT-770492A3 Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 8/1 7:15pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	Killed some Jawas, then my stepbrother and his wife (never liked them, anyway; black sheep of the family). Just a few Jawas... <cough> Black sheep? - Princess is getting on my nerves and the #@%$$(^$* sand is getting in every little crack of my suit. Very uncomfortable. Decided to let stormtroopers continue wild droid chase and took her back to the Death Star. Ahhhh, the VIP lounge at last. Back to sipping caf... -----signature----- The most ironic part of Vode An: "Bal kote, / darasuum kote..." 346th Legion (aka Rogues) - - - - - - "A lot of people didn't like KT's writing because they thought it made Mandolorians seem overly perfect." "But I thought we - they - are perfect..."
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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 8/3 4:48pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Seven 7/28
	LittleMissNightsaber: Or makes him feel totally superior for defeating his former master Takianna: Thanks!! Glad you’re enjoying 92SE-R: Probably uncomfortable Thanks!! Also: VIP lounge FTW!!! QueenArdnassak: Nope Jade_eyes: it gets everywhere ShrunkenJedi: Well, he had to supervise And yeah, he’s had a bit too much caffeine for rational thought And hey, there’s irony for ya frankieskywalker: TMJ: Caffeine Cazz: Quite And JediFalcon: Thanks Kim: Nope GrandMasterKatarn: Thanks!! Nope, mostly he’s just happy when killing . . . well, anyone, really, and being in his VIP Lounge Jaded_Girl: Thanks!! I’m glad you stopped in, read, and liked it so much!! And please, call me Nat Azure: Pretty much, yeah earlybird-obi-wan: Thanks!! Kelia: I feel like it would look slightly like the wedgie dance [face_tongue] Thanks!! Ale: Alcohol isn’t quite as awesome – or awe-inspiring – when you have to drink it through a straw [face_tongue] Daena: Pure as the driven snow? [face_tongue] Thanks!! CT: Yeah, well . . . [face_tongue] Thanks for reading, everyone!!! Entry Twenty-Eight Stormtroopers reported back that they are failures at life and have not captured droids. Killed some of their friends as a reminder. Stormtroopers are very replaceable and not very smart. Decided to torture the princess for information on the location of the Secret Rebel Base™. Didn’t work very well. Not Emperor yet. -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse "Hat. We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat."
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