Author Topic: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Thirty-Six 11/7
Jade_eyes  6504 posts
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Date Posted: 7/1 3:39am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
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Date Posted: 7/1 7:47am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
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Date Posted: 7/1 9:05am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
vader's wishes laugh

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Date Posted: 7/1 10:24am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
Yeah... The whole Senate thing... Not that important. tongue

 

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Date Posted: 7/1 11:25am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1 - Date Edited: 7/1 11:27am (1 edits total) Edited By: CT-770492A3
In other news, Emperor abolished the Senate.

Minor event.
*cough cough*

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Date Posted: 7/1 12:03pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
senate abolished big deal

laugh not important

great post

 

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Date Posted: 7/1 12:23pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
In Other News.... tongue


I guess Xizor getting more power is more important than the senate being abolished, and I have to agree it is. laugh

 

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Date Posted: 7/1 1:00pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1 - Date Edited: 7/1 1:04pm (1 edits total) Edited By: QueenArdnassak
Entry Twenty-Four

Returned to Coruscant to find that Xizor is gaining more power. Annoying. Wish I could Force-choke him.

In other news, Emperor abolished the Senate.


laugh laugh laugh applause laugh laugh laugh

A ha. Wait, didn't the emperor abolish the senate after Leia became a senator? thinking

TONIGHT'S NEWS IN THE GFFA

Welcome to the six o'clock news.

Our most important story for tonight: Prince Xizor is annoying Darth Vader, and Vader wishes he could Force-choke the prince.

In other, less important, news, the emperor abolished the senate. But who cares about that anyway?

We'll now go to our field reporter, who is doing an interview with Darth Vader.

Field Reporter: So, Darth Vader, how much would you say you want to Force-choke Prince Xizor?
Vader: A lot.
Field Reporter: Could you please describe it?
Vader: I want to Force-choke Xizor a lot.


Continue. Now. Please, please, please, I'm begging you!

 

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92SE-R  582 posts
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Date Posted: 7/1 2:11pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
I like the sidenote about the Senate. Almost as like telling someone "This guy really made me mad today, he cut me off in traffic. And hh, by the way, your dad died today."

Awesome updates! and congrats on the nom! applause

 

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DaenaBenjen42  4017 posts
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Date Posted: 7/1 10:13pm Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
He wants to Force choke him just for uspuring power and being a crime lord... liked that! laugh (The senate wasn't doing that much anyway, right?)


Good entry. happy

 

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Date Posted: 7/2 4:13am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
Xizor is gaining more power. Annoying.

laugh laugh laugh laugh

Especially since Vader is stuck in his "apprentice" position.

Great update

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Date Posted: 7/2 6:44am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
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Just to force choke a certain prince... let us harm him more.

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GrandMasterKatarn  778 posts
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Date Posted: 7/2 10:40am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
LOL, this is good. Vader want to Force-choke Xizor... then it shall be!

 

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Date Posted: 7/4 11:34am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
Love it! Good stuff, Nat! applause hugs

 

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Corellian_Ale  666 posts
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Date Posted: 7/5 11:44am Subject: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Entry Twenty-Four 7/1
These are how your updates play out in my head:

Returned to Coruscant to find that Xizor is gaining more power. Annoying. Wish I could Force-choke him.

- I'm Lord Vader, and that's the way it was.

*makes a slow cape swirling spin towards camera 2*

In other news, Emperor abolished the Senate.


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