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JediKaren Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 3/12 2:22pm Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 2 Completed - Date Edited: 3/16 10:04am (1 edits total) Edited By: JediKaren
	Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew Title: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew Author: JediKaren Characters: Anakin, Obi Wan, Yoda, and possibly another or two Timeframe: before AOTC Genre: humor Disclaimer: I do not own any character or idea that came from the star wars movies or books or ideas from other star war stories. Me and grammar do not get along. You are welcomed to pm me corrected errors. Notes: Strangely enough, without connection to this story, my father is making a very evil stew. Part 1 Obi Wan groaned. “Oh Anakin, how could you?” What? How was I suppose to know?” Anakin’s master ran a hand past his face in disappointed belief. While Anakin couldn’t understand it, he knew he has messed up. “That’s not the point! You shouldn’t have said it.” Anakin raised his small, nine year old hands in the air in defense of his actions. “With all due respect Master, you would have done it too.” “That is where you are wrong, my young padawan.” Anakin smirked in a knowing, “I’ve got you pinned” sort of way. “I remember last week you were saying something about “he’s so small. I bet I could kick him green toad butt across the great hall.” Obi Wan stopped moaning and looked at the blond boy standing before him in a serious manner. “You heard that!” Anakin mustered up the most serious face he could. “I did and so did half of the kids in my class.” Obi Wan went back to groaning. “You should know better than to eavesdrop. And I didn’t say it anywhere near him. I was actually commenting to a friend of mine. But that’s not the point. You don’t ever, EVER curse around him and especially about him in any language. Do I make myself clear?” “Yes Master. I won’t do it again.” Anakin dropped his head in defeat and shame, followed by a sigh. How was he to know that Master Yoda knew Huttess curses? And furthermore, how could of that very ancient Jedi picked up on what he was saying when he was muttering under his breathe when he could of sworn the master was several meters away? It just wasn’t fair. “Well, what was your punishment then?” “Um, it’s not really a punishment. All I have to do is have dinner with him tonight and eat some sort of stew with him- what master?” Obi Wan had made an interesting, un-Jedi like, yet disgusting noise. His face reflected the noise quite well. “Anakin, that is the worst punishment he can give. Trust me, I much rather hand scrub all the floors in the temple than eat that stew again.” It was Anakin’s turn to stare at the other in disbelief. “You got into trouble with Master Yoda too? What did you do? Actually hick him across the great hall?” “No and it was a long time ago. Qui Gon could tell you about it.” “But he’s dead!” “That’s your problem. Speaking of problems, this stew, ugh, if you could call it stew, will make sure you never repeat those words around him again.” “Oh master, it can’t be that bad! If it is, I’ll just say I got full or something.” Obi Wan started to laugh in front of his apprentice. “You really think that’s going to work? You and I aren’t the first, or for that matter, the last, to try to get out of it. I wouldn’t try anything on him. He knows all the tricks and when he catches you, and oh he will, you’ll be given a second big bowl of the stuff. And you have to eat all of it, full or not.” Anakin shuddered as he began to realize the true horror of his punishment. “What am I going to do Master?” Obi Wan’s face was now grim. “My personal advice is to eat the stuff as fast as you can while being polite and locate the nearest bathroom on your way out.” The nine year old shuddered again at the suggestion, but nodded and thanked his master. “You better get going then. He’ll most definitely give you seconds if you are late. May the Force be with you.” And so Anakin went off to face his awful dinner, wondering if he would live to see the end of the day. -----signature----- Bring Light Into Darkness Anakin's Introduction to Yoda's Stew NEW story: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29867773/p1/?0 Healing Hearts: http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/28282728/p1
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JediKaren Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 3/14 7:34am Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 1
	Part Two Obi Wan looked as he heard the door slid open. A young, blond hair boy with pale skin and a less than happy, slightly green face came in. The boy rushed to the near by bathroom and only after long minutes passed, did he come out, sweaty and sick looking. “So, how did it go?” “Bad” Anakin sat on the other end of the sofa that the Jedi master was sitting on. “How bad?” “Really bad” “Really?” “Really really bad.” “That bad huh?” “Yep” There was a moment of silence as Anakin did his best to hold back groans. He rubbed his stomach and looked down at the floor. Obi Wan got up and gave his apprentice a much needed glass of water. “What happened?” “I ate the stew.” “All of it!” “No, not at first.” Obi Wan looked at Anakin curiously. “What do you mean apprentice?” “Well I was given a bowl and a spoon and waited for him to get himself a helping of that …stuff.” “So you see what I mean about the stew not being real food?” “Master, that should be classified as poison and attempted murder to anyone who is made to eat it.” “Many Jedi here have thought about that very idea. Yet so far no one seems to have the nerve to accuse him.” “They’re just scared he would force them to eat more.” Obi Wan shuddered. “You’re probably right. Go on then.” Anakin shifted, as uneasy to reveal what really happened. “Well, I waited for him to take a sip, to see his reaction. He closed his eyes and pronounced the stew to be perfect. Master, how can he say that? There was a tail floating in my bowl! A tail! And the smell was enough to cause a Hutt to gag. Do you have any idea what a Hutt smells like and how little they can smell?” Obi Wan fought a smile and urged the boy to go on. “So after I tried to convinced myself it might taste better than it smelled, I took a bite. It was the worse mistake I have every made. I nearly vomited right then and there. And to make it worse, Master Yoda was looking at me! I don’t know how I did it, but I managed to swallow that stuff and keep it down.” “The first bit isn’t too bad.” Anakin nodded in agreement. “Yeah, you’re right. It’s about half way through that things get bad. I went through six glasses of water and I was only half done! Then I had to go. I mean really go! I tried to hold it, but there was no helping it.” Obi Wan groaned. “I should have told you to beware the water. It just makes everything worse.” “It sure does. I tried to excuse myself, but Master Yoda just squinted his eyes at me. I told him I would come right back-” Obi Wan laughed. “I tried that trick on him when I was forced to eat my share. It was the worse thing I could have said. He gave me a second bowl when I came back.” “You got to go? Oh that’s not fair! He wouldn’t let me and told me to finish up and then I could go. Master, it was torture!” “So, what did you do? Did you eat it all?” “Yep” “WHAT? How?” “You don’t want to know.” “Yes I do!” “No, not really.” “Fine, I order you to tell me!” Anakin glared at his master. “I gulped it down in one long swig.” “Oh no” “Yes” “Oh no, no!” “I did!” “But, that would cause you to…” “I showed him the empty bowl and he smiled. I asked him if I could go. He asked me if I had learned my lesson. I promised him I would never ever utter another curse again. He nodded in approve and asked me if I wanted another bowl” Both of them shuddered at the same time at this. “I shook my head and asked if I could go. He said yes and before he could change his mind, I bolted out of there and took your advice.” “Oh, poor Anakin! I’m truly am sorry. You didn’t deserve that.” “No one does.” "I'm surprised you didn't try something sneaky on him." "Master! How could I? Besides, you told me not to." "And when do you ever listen to me?" "Uhh, well, you have a point there. But this was different! I couldn't take a second bowl! I would have died!" "You might have, but still, I would have thought-" "Thought what!" "Since you're the chosen one, I would have thought you would might be able to-" "Get a second or maybe even a third and die from stew? No way master!" "It was just a thought." Anakin snorted. “How do you feel now?” Anakin still looked green. “I don’t want to think about it.” “Let’s go to the med center. They can give you something.” “I don’t know, I mean, would they understand?” “Are you crazy? Of course they do! You’ll see.” Off went master and padawan to the Jedi med center. A Jedi healer greeted Obi Wan and then saw a pale and sick looking Anakin and the medic looked around fearfully before giving a sad smile. “Another victim of Master Yoda’s famous stew?” Anakin nodded and the medic sighed. “That poison really should be outlawed. Well come, we’ll fix you up.” And that is how Anakin Skywalker got his introduction to a tradition that all Jedi suffered and never speak of,even today, for good a very good reason. -----signature----- Bring Light Into Darkness Anakin's Introduction to Yoda's Stew NEW story: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29867773/p1/?0 Healing Hearts: http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/28282728/p1
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JediMasterAmanda Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 3/14 8:11am Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 1
	poor Anakin! -----signature----- "Be faithful until death, and I will give you the crown of life." Rev. 2:10 "Love thy neighbor as thyself." somewhere in the Bible Future Tamaskan Owner Jesus Saves.
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earlybird-obi-wan Registered: Aug '06	Date Posted: 3/14 10:29am Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 1
	Lovely little story. Yoda's stew gets around on the boards. -----signature----- writer and Star Wars fan FANART [link=http://boards.theforce.net/fan_art/b10020/25793899]fanart[/link] stories in my bio
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Valairy_Scot Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 3/14 2:47pm Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 1
	Anakin, that is the worst punishment he can give. Trust me, I much rather hand scrub all the floors in the temple than eat that stew again.” It was Anakin’s turn to stare at the other in disbelief. “You got into trouble with Master Yoda too? What did you do? Actually hick him across the great hall?” “No and it was a long time ago. Qui Gon could tell you about it.” “But he’s dead!” “That’s your problem Loved that! In part 2 I thought for sure Anakin had wheedled Yoda into giving that second bowl - to Obi-Wan! -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/25405090/p3/?52 Prolific Author thread: list & links there. Muse fueled by coffee. Often AWOL despite frequent sipping. Writes on inspiration, not a schedule. 2007-2008 the quality years
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Yoda-i_am Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 3/15 12:45am Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 1
	OH MY GOD!!!!!! Poor Ani, Luke didnt even eat a whole bowl, hmmmmm mabye that is why Anakin turned to the Darkside. -----signature----- "Difficult to see, the future is" "May the Force be with you"
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JediKaren Registered: Apr '07	Date Posted: 3/16 10:08am Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 2 Completed
	OH MY GOD!!!!!! Poor Ani, Luke didnt even eat a whole bowl, hmmmmm mabye that is why Anakin turned to the Darkside. lol maybe! Anakin, that is the worst punishment he can give. Trust me, I much rather hand scrub all the floors in the temple than eat that stew again.” It was Anakin’s turn to stare at the other in disbelief. “You got into trouble with Master Yoda too? What did you do? Actually hick him across the great hall?” “No and it was a long time ago. Qui Gon could tell you about it.” “But he’s dead!” “That’s your problem Loved that! In part 2 I thought for sure Anakin had wheedled Yoda into giving that second bowl - to Obi-Wan! laugh Yeah I love it too! lol maybe Anakin is the chosen one to be wise enough not to risk it! Lovely little story. Yoda's stew gets around on the boards. Thank you! I'm always trying to find something that people will like that is different and needed. poor Anakin! Agreed! thank you all! Turns out my dad didn't make me eat the stew! Phew. -----signature----- Bring Light Into Darkness Anakin's Introduction to Yoda's Stew NEW story: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29867773/p1/?0 Healing Hearts: http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/28282728/p1
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Alasse_Earfalas Registered: Mar '08	Date Posted: 3/16 2:45pm Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 2 Completed
	AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! dies That was hilarious!!!! Great job!!! -----signature----- Future Author http://wolaonline.webs.com Ice Dragon Jedi http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29804993 Yodel: The Musical http://boards.theforce.net/Boards/Message.aspx?topic=30249506 "Drive it, I can - if reach the wheel, I could!" - Yaddle
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EGKenobi Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 3/21 5:58pm Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 2 Completed
	Great fic!! Loved it. EG -----signature----- The Shifting Future: http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=24571153&brd=10476&start=25321338 Event Horizon: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/24429782/p1/?4 Proud master to CrystalSaber_1 and GeneralKenobi7
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Tahi Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 3/23 1:22am Subject: Anakin’s Introduction to Master’s Yoda Famous Stew- Part 2 Completed
	Ah, Yoda is cruel. Really enjoyed that. The dialogue was great. Perhaps Yoda should have tried his stew on a few of these Sith - that would have fixed them. For good. -----signature----- "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven." Ecclesiastes 3:1 Master to THE_PIED_PIPER
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