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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 8/30 11:14am Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), OC's~Updated 11/17/09! - Date Edited: 11/17 7:52pm (11 edits total) Edited By: QueenArdnassak
	Title: I'd Rather be Dead Authors: QueenArdnassak (me!) Characters: Ardnassak Emil, Shyk Kenobi (OC's) I originally wrote this for a task at the Star Wars Community Acolytes of Darkness, and I was told that it was good, so I decided to continue it. Hope you like it. PROLOGUE Shyk Kenobi was sure he was being tortured. The dark lady could have found any way to test his patience, but sending him out on a mission with Ardnassak Emil? Really? The newest member of the Sith Academy wasn't exactly known for her obedience with orders. In fact, as Shyk had found out, the only people she respected enough to take orders from were her master and the dark lady. Of course, this was a punishment of sorts. Perhaps it was on purpose that the dark lady stuck him with the least obedient and most stubborn, annoying girl he'd ever have the bad luck to meet. The punishment (the dark lady had referred to it as a test of his patience) was for nearly killing his former master, Darth Acheron. Acheron had given him a punishment that he found unfair, and he had snapped, igniting his saber and nearly killing Acheron. That isn't to say that Acheron hadn't fought back, but Shyk had the element of surprise. So Shyk had nearly been expelled from the Sith Academy. However, the dark lady had given him a new master and told him to go on a mission. A Jedi had been spotted snooping around the academy, but got away before the Sith could catch him. It was Shyk's job to track down that Jedi and assassinate him. Well, Shyk's and—Shyk shuddered—Ardnassak's job. The dark lady's words still rang in his mind: "Patience, Shyk. That is what you are learning here. You and Ms. Emil will cooperate or you will not be able to complete the mission. Be patient with her and she'll be patient with you." Well, Shyk's patience had run out within the first three minutes of hiding in plain sight, trying to make himself unnoticed in Coruscant with Ardnassak. Thank the Force that she was being quiet now so that he could think. "Why do you have all those scars?" she asked. So much for the beauty of silence. The seventeen-year-old young man turned toward the fourteen-year-old young woman, towering over her with his superior height. The simple fact that she was short didn't seem to bother her any though. She glared right back at him. "Don't ask me about the scars," was his answer, becoming more and more annoyed with her by the minute as he resumed walking. "Everyone says that your mom beat you," she said, looking over at him. "What if she did?" "That's cruel," she said. Shyk simply sighed in answer to that comment. He had to scan the crowd for the person he was looking for, try to keep said person from figuring out he was a Sith, and parry Ardnassak's questions at the same time. "This way," he ordered her, heading toward an alley. She stopped, wrinkling her freckled nose. "I don't think we should go back there. I think the Jedi is out here. Hiding in plain sight, just like we are." "Don't you ever listen to orders?" he asked. "I'm here, aren't I?" she retorted. Shyk rubbed his temples with his forefingers. "Just come on." "No." "This way!" he said, more forcefully. "No." She turned and walked a different direction. "Fine!" he shouted. "Go that way!" "If I get lost and can't find my way back," she shouted back, a grin on her face, "the dark lady is going to expel you for sure!" Shyk growled in frustration as he followed her. "Alright, we'll do it your way," he said with a glare. "But don't you think that a couple of teenagers just walking through Coruscant is a little conspicuous?" "What do you mean?" she asked. "Normal teenagers don't just walk around looking for people. They do things." "So what do you suggest?" Ardnassak rolled her eyes. Shyk grabbed her hand and looked down at her, daring her to argue with him. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Ardnassak shrieked, trying to pull her hand out of his. "What does it look like?" Shyk asked, a wicked grin on his face. "I'm holding hands with my date." "I'm going to kill you!" Ardnassak yelled. Shyk suddenly realized that the screaming and yelling might call attention to them. "Keep it down, will you?" he hissed. For once, she followed his order and quieted. "You think I like holding hands with you?" he asked, glaring at her. "No. I don't. In fact, if I had a choice, I'd put as much distance between the two of us as possible. But I can't. So you've just got to live with this." A grin slowly spread across Ardnassak's face. "You dig me," she said. "What?" Shyk shouted at her. "I most certainly do not!" "Oh yeah. No doubt. You definitely dig me," Ardnassak needled. "You are the most stubborn, annoying little imp I've ever met!" Shyk bellowed. "I do not 'dig you'!" "I love you too," she said sarcastically. "For someone so tiny," he commented, "you sure are a big annoyance." "And?" Ardnassak rolled her eyes. "Why don't you just call me Tiny? That can be my cute little pet-name, since you dig me so much." "I do not—" Shyk took a deep breath. "Fine. I'll call you Tiny then." Then, Ardnassak shut up. Shyk was absolutely amazed. She was silent, not annoying him, just walking with him. As much as he hated to admit it, she was okay. Her annoyances were generally funny and he put on a show that he was angry so that she wouldn't catch on that he thought she was funny. And she certainly had an interesting outlook on life. "Hey, Shyk?" Ardnassak shook him from his thoughts. "Yeah, Tiny?" he answered. "Isn't that the guy we're looking for?" she pointed to a man who looked exactly like the man that had been snooping around the academy. The man saw them and registered their dark presence in the Force just as they started toward him. He took off running. "Why do they always run?" Shyk growled, letting go of Ardnassak's hand and taking off after the man. Amazingly, even with her shorter height, Ardnassak managed to keep pace with Shyk as they chased the Jedi into a park. They both ignited their lightsabers at the same time, and the people at the park screamed as the duo raced past them. The Jedi led them deep into a patch of trees at the end of the park, then stopped. Shyk approached him carefully, Ardnassak at his heels. Neither of them was prepared for what happened next. Ten Jedi stepped out from behind trees, making it eleven against two. "You know, for Jedi, you guys are surprisingly conniving," Ardnassak said, impressed. Shyk elbowed her in the side, signaling for her to shut up. The Jedi stepped forward, their faces impassive as they ignited their lightsabers. "What do we do now?" Ardnassak whispered to Shyk. "The way I see it," Shyk said, "we have three choices. One, we could fight. Two, we could run. Three, you could start bawling and hope that these guys will stop if they make a girl cry." "I am not going to cry!" Ardnassak hissed. "I'm not fond of running," Shyk whispered back. "So we fight?" Shyk nodded. "On three." Holding his fingers at his waist, he counted off one, two three, and then they attacked. After the first few minutes of the frantic lightsaber battle, Shyk and Ardnassak to a rhythm going. One of would distract a Jedi, and the other would stab him while he was distracted. The simple fact that the Jedi were expecting something much more complex from them was why the plan worked. Though it did take them an hour of blocking, parrying, thrusting, and swinging their lightsabers to accomplish it, they killed all of the Jedi. When they were done, both were panting hard, sweat pouring from their bodies. They both had several lightsaber burns. "That was totally wicked," Ardnassak rasped, flopping down on the ground. "Get up, Tiny." "But I'm tired." "We've got to get back to the academy," Shyk said. "Pick up a few lightsabers. We have to bring them as proof that we killed these guys." Ardnassak groaned and got up, picking up a few lightsabers. "Hey, Shyk?" "What?" he moaned while thinking: "What now?" The same slow grin that Shyk had seen earlier spread across Ardnassak's face. "You dig me." With that, she clipped her own lightsaber to her belt and walked out of the patch of trees and into the sunlight of the park. Shyk sighed. How was it that even after he helped her get out of nearly certain death she still insisted on annoying him? He chased after her yelling: "I DO NOT!" -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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Valairy_Scot Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 8/30 1:40pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), Written by QueenArdnassak and DarthBane95
	Okay, <hands on hips while glaring> how come I find two Sithlings who killed ten Jedi almost - endearing? I need a mental checkup for sure. -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/25405090/p3/?52 Prolific Author thread: list & links there. Muse fueled by coffee. Often AWOL despite frequent sipping. Writes on inspiration, not a schedule. 2007-2008 the quality years
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 8/31 10:26am Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), Written by QueenArdnassak and DarthBane95
	I'm really not sure why you find them endearing, but I do too. Then again, I wrote them... Maybe you are crazy, Valairy! Thanks for reading. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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KotORBF2Female_Revan Registered: Feb '09	Date Posted: 8/31 3:44pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), Written by QueenArdnassak and DarthBane95
	You're continuing this?! Yes! Woohoo! PM list please. -----signature----- Path to Redemption: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573220/p1/?0 Lazy padawan of DarthDragon164 in NJT. This space for rent.
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Darthrevan4ever Registered: May '08	Date Posted: 8/31 3:51pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), Written by QueenArdnassak and DarthBane95
	PM list please. -----signature----- Aliit ori'shya tal'din Family is more than bloodline SWC Senator of Mandalore "I am that which grips the heart in fright,Harkens night and silences the light" Sith Warrior of the AoD Dark side points 55 Powerfull and dashing e- husband to linth
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 8/31 4:54pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), Written by QueenArdnassak and DarthBane95
	Of course I'll add you both to the PM list! Revan: Yeah, see? Now you'll be able to post replies to my story in the SAME THREAD instead of going to a different one to tell me how wonderful my writing is. But are you even surprised? It was your idea. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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Raphire Registered: Dec '08	Date Posted: 9/27 11:08am Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), Written by QueenArdnassak and DarthBane95
	OMJB!!!!!!!!!!!! Those two are adorable! Please please please add me to the PM list!!!!!!!!!! -----signature----- Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world finds you a straitjacket. I swallowed a bug. Two heads are better then one especially with guillotines! When surrendering I am to hand over the sword HILT first.
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 9/28 7:40am Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), Written by QueenArdnassak and DarthBane95
	I'll add you to the PM list... whenever I get around to writing the next chapter of this story, you will be PM'd. I promise. But Bane isn't collabing with me anymore. Since school started, he's been busy, so he doesn't have time. Progress on this story will be slow, I promise. But hopefully, it will be a good story. And just for the record, Revan, Shyk and Ardy don't even like each other. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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Icecruncher_Amidala Registered: Sep '07	Date Posted: 9/28 6:40pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), OC's
	giggles demonically (if that's even how you spell demonically...) -----signature----- 'No one is totally worthless. They can just serve as a bad example.'---Something often said by my dad. Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting: But a woman who fears the Lord shall be praised- Proverbs 31:30
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 11/3 8:12pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), OC's - Date Edited: 11/3 8:18pm (1 edits total) Edited By: QueenArdnassak
	Okay, I'm updating, FINALLY! Thanks to anyone who sticks around to read this sorely late update. ONE Four years later… It had been a long time since that mission with Shyk. Ardnassak had become a Sith Warrior, Darth Incendia, an accomplishment that she was proud of after only four years in the Sith Academy. She was now eighteen, getting ready for her next mission. She, Darth Mal (her former master), Shyk, and Darth Zohak (another Sith) were all going together to Corellia, to find a Sith Holocron. Ardnassak had set her bag down to rest before getting on the ship when she saw Shyk heading toward her. She automatically cringed. The hatred that she and Shyk had for each other was nearly legendary. They had few friendly moments. However, Shyk wasn't wearing the usual torturing smile that he usually did when he came to fight. His expression seemed almost pained. He stopped in front of her, dropped his bag, and choked out "Congratulations on becoming a warrior, Ardy." She raised her eyebrow. "Thanks, I think. Who made you do this?" "My master thought it would be good for me to humble myself and congratulate my rival," Shyk said with a shrug. Ardnassak smiled, then hugged Shyk, causing him to stiffen. "I'm sure you'll be the next to become a Sith," she told him. "Getting friendly, I see," Darth Zohak said with a half smile. Shyk shot away from Ardy. "No!" "He was congratulating me," Ardnassak said. "I sure hope you weren't getting too friendly with her," Zohak said, to Shyk. "I might have to put a stop to that." "Never," Shyk swore, putting up his right hand. Zohak laughed as he walked away. "So you and Zohak, huh?" Shyk asked, looking curiously at Ardnassak. "Sorta," she said, shrugging. "He teases me and says I'm his one and only." "He's eight years your senior," Shyk pointed out. "Your last girlfriend was a Jedi," Ardnassak said, then she covered her mouth. She wasn't supposed to know that. It was true though. For two years Shyk had secretly gone and met a Jedi almost every night. She was about the same size as Ardnassak, and probably a little younger, and she was pretty. But she was a Jedi. Ardnassak only knew because she had followed Shyk once, out of boredom more than anything else. "How do you know that?" Shyk hissed, shoving Ardy against the wall and pinning her there. "I followed you," she said plainly, glaring. "Don't you dare tell anyone! We broke up! It doesn't matter anymore!" "If you don't let me go, I'm going to shout it at the top of my lungs," Ardnassak threatened. Shyk immediately let go of her. "Besides," Ardnassak added. "If it doesn't matter, then how come you don't want me to tell anyone." "It's taking long enough for me to become a warrior anyway," ever-impatient Shyk said angrily. "I don't need to get suspended or expelled or worse." "I've known for two years, Shyk, since you first started seeing her," she rolled her eyes. "If I wanted to tell someone, I would have already. I'm good with secrets. If you don't give me any reason to tell anyone, it will remain a secret. If you try another move like pinning me against the wall for no reason, I'll shout it at the top of my lungs." Shyk growled with frustration. Great. She was annoying and manipulative. "What will it take to get you to forget all about Ariadne?" "Was that her name?" Ardnassak asked. "My master and Darth Helinith had a daughter named Ariadne. But she was lost when she was small and turned to the Jedi." "Whatever. Just tell me what I have to give you to make you forget." "I don't want anything from you, Shyk," Ardnassak said, rolling her eyes. "I wouldn't tell anyone unless you gave me just cause to." "I'll tell your former master about you and Guga'an if you ever tell anyone about me and Ariadne," Shyk swore. "So?" Ardnassak shrugged. "He probably already knows. Let's just go, Shyk. We need to board the ship." Ardnassak reached down to lift up her bag, but Shyk grabbed it before she could. "I'll get that." "You don't need to suck up to me," Ardnassak sighed. "I'm not," Shyk insisted. "I'm simply being a gentleman." Ardnassak shook her head bemusedly before walking toward the ship. Shyk was never a gentleman to her, and he wasn't a gentleman to anyone else very often. She was happy that he had decided to finally extend a hand of friendship. It was about time one of them had. Fighting with him was so much fun though. He always got so mad at her half-thought-through replies and witticisms. When she boarded the ship and Mal saw Shyk carrying her bag. "What did you do to him?" he asked. "What do you mean?" Ardnassak asked. "He's carrying your bag!" Mal said, still staring. "He hates you." "He's just being sweet," Ardnassak said. "Maybe he decided to turn over a new leaf." As Ardnassak walked away from Mal, she heard him mutter "Yeah, when hell freezes over." Shyk finally caught up to her. "Where are you sleeping, Emil?" he asked. "Ask my master," Ardnassak said, still not used to referring to Mal by his first name. "It's his ship. He'll probably give us all the grand tour." Both young people headed toward where Mal and Guga'an (Darth Zohak) were standing. "Where are we sleeping?" Shyk asked. Mal led all the young Sith through the ship. "This is the cockpit. I'll sleep here, in the captain's chair." Mal led them into another room with a holoprojecter and a comfy looking couch in it. "One of you boys can sleep in here." He led them all to the cargo hold, where a cot was set up. "The other boy can sleep in the cargo hold." He then led them to a spacious master bedroom, with a large, fluffy bed on it, and plush carpet. It had a dresser and a desk and a bookshelf full of books. "Ardnassak can stay here, because she's a girl." Ardnassak jumped in the air and pumped her fists. "Yes!" she hissed excitedly. "I get the comfy room!" "That's not fair!" Shyk shouted. "It is too!" Ardnassak argued. "I'm a girl!" "Is not!" "Is too!" "Is not!" "Is too!" "Is not!" "Is—" "Shut up, both of you!" Mal roared. Both of them were immediately silent. "Ardnassak gets the room, that's final." "Yes, master," Ardnassak said, smiling. "Fine, Master Mal," Shyk grumbled. "Now, I warn you not to open the refresher," Mal told them all. "This ship was owned by a rich woman who was a security nut, and it took me forever to get the lock to recognize my handprint. It doesn't recognize any of your handprints, and when I tried to get in it before I reprogrammed the lock, it threatened to put the hyperdrive fluid in the water supply. If anyone needs to use the refresher, tell me, and I'll open it." "Wow," Guga'an laughed. "That lady must have been totally psycho." Mal ignored his comment and turned back to the younger two, who had began poking each other. "If you two start fighting again, I'm going to lock you both in the brig for a week. There will be no food, no water, and the brig is soundproof, so it doesn't matter how loud you are, I'll still be in perfect comfort. You will be handcuffed together. Understood?" "Yessir!" they both shouted as they straightened up and saluted. "Everyone get settled in," Mal ordered the group. "Come up to the front when you're ready, and we can do something to pass the time. It's a seven hour flight to Corellia." Ardnassak nodded and went inside her room and palmed the door shut. As she unpacked all her things, she thought about the punishment her former master had told her about. That wouldn't be such a terrible punishment. Except that she'd essentially be locked in a sound proof box while chained to Shyk and she wouldn’t be fed. Ardnassak was never the type for unnecessary dieting. So she decided to be good. She put all her clothes in the proper drawers, put her hairbrush on top of the dresser, put the books she had packed to read in case she got bored on the bookshelf, placed all three of the blasters she had brought, extra ammunition, and her lightsaber on the desk, then put her lucky teddy-bear on the bed. She exited her room, only to run into Guga'an. "Heya, Ardy," he said, winking at her. "Hi," she giggled, feeling a faint blush make its way to her cheeks. "May I escort you to the front of the ship, my lady?" "I guess," she murmured, not used to such attention. "You know, you're usually not such a gentleman." "Darth Mal isn't usually around," Guga'an joked, eliciting a giggle from Ardnassak. He offered his arm, and she took it, completely unaware that Shyk Kenobi was lurking in the shadows watching them, just waiting for a secret he could use against her to come out. PS: I don't exactly have permission to use Guga'an Fann (Darth Zohak) or Darth Mal (though, since the creator of Darth Mal is on my PM list, I don't think he'll mind). Anyway, full credit for those characters goes to GuNgAnFaN3090 and Darthrevan4ever! -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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Darthrevan4ever Registered: May '08	Date Posted: 11/3 8:25pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), OC's~Updated 11/3/09
	That was great. -----signature----- Aliit ori'shya tal'din Family is more than bloodline SWC Senator of Mandalore "I am that which grips the heart in fright,Harkens night and silences the light" Sith Warrior of the AoD Dark side points 55 Powerfull and dashing e- husband to linth
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 11/3 8:31pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), OC's~Updated 11/3/09
	Thanks, Rev. Can you tell with parts I pulled out of our RPing? -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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Darthrevan4ever Registered: May '08	Date Posted: 11/3 8:33pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), OC's~Updated 11/3/09
	Yes I can -----signature----- Aliit ori'shya tal'din Family is more than bloodline SWC Senator of Mandalore "I am that which grips the heart in fright,Harkens night and silences the light" Sith Warrior of the AoD Dark side points 55 Powerfull and dashing e- husband to linth
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KotORBF2Female_Revan Registered: Feb '09	Date Posted: 11/4 5:33am Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), OC's~Updated 11/3/09
	QueenArdnassak posted: "Your last girlfriend was a Jedi," Ardnassak said, then she covered her mouth. She wasn't supposed to know that. It was true though. For two years Shyk had secretly gone and met a Jedi almost every night. She was about the same size as Ardnassak, and probably a little younger, and she was pretty. But she was a Jedi. Ardnassak only knew because she had followed Shyk once, out of boredom more than anything else. "How do you know that?" Shyk hissed, shoving Ardy against the wall and pinning her there. "I followed you," she said plainly, glaring. "Don't you dare tell anyone! We broke up! It doesn't matter anymore!" "If you don't let me go, I'm going to shout it at the top of my lungs," Ardnassak threatened. Shyk immediately let go of her. "Besides," Ardnassak added. "If it doesn't matter, then how come you don't want me to tell anyone." "It's taking long enough for me to become a warrior anyway," ever-impatient Shyk said angrily. "I don't need to get suspended or expelled or worse." Ardy posted: witticisms Is that even a word? Ardy posted: "He's just being sweet," Ardnassak said. "Maybe he decided to turn over a new leaf." As Ardnassak walked away from Mal, she heard him mutter "Yeah, when hell freezes over." Ardy posted: Ardnassak jumped in the air and pumped her fists. "Yes!" she hissed excitedly. "I get the comfy room!" "That's not fair!" Shyk shouted. "It is too!" Ardnassak argued. "I'm a girl!" "Is not!" "Is too!" "Is not!" "Is too!" "Is not!" "Is—" It's like Shyk and Ardy reverted back to five-year-olds! Ardy posted: "I guess," she murmured, not used to such attention. "You know, you're usually not such a gentleman." "Darth Mal isn't usually around," Guga'an joked, eliciting a giggle from Ardnassak. That has to be one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard in a fanfic! Ardy posted: He offered his arm, and she took it, completely unaware that Shyk Kenobi was lurking in the shadows watching them, just waiting for a secret he could use against her to come out. By the force! I can't wait to see how this works out! Now you've get me prepared to kill ( ) if you don't update soon! -----signature----- Path to Redemption: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573220/p1/?0 Lazy padawan of DarthDragon164 in NJT. This space for rent.
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 11/4 1:42pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), OC's~Updated 11/3/09
	Will you spare me if I give you spoilers for what will happen in the possibly near future? I'm glad you liked it. And WITTICISMS is a word. You can just ask my word freak friend I go to school with. He uses it all the time. It means jokes. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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darthhelinith Registered: Feb '09	Date Posted: 11/4 2:15pm Subject: I'd Rather be Dead ~ Sith, Humor (I think), OC's~Updated 11/3/09
	Where am I? Where am I? Do I get to kiss Mal goodbye? Good job! -----signature----- Inquisitor and personal tool of HIM and HER in the SWC Empire Sith Warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness Glamourously Beautiful and Dazzling e-wife of Rev Darth Vader is my Dad. JC Musketeer!! En Guarde!
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