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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 8/30 2:10pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors~Anakin, the Naberrie Girls~Romance, Humor, Silliness~Updated 11/2/09 - Date Edited: 11/2 10:40am (3 edits total) Edited By: QueenArdnassak
	Oh great, I thought as I looked out at the Moving-Speeder in front of the house next to mine. Neighbors are a pain in the butt. They just are. Besides, I wanted to be alone with no pesky neighbors after that stupid Mace Windu had killed my stupid Sith master and banished me from the stupid Jedi temple. No girls like a broken-down former Jedi. I'd never be able to get a girlfriend now (that is why I turned to the Dark Side). It was all so... STUPID! But, there was a moving truck out there, whether I liked it or not. Maybe I could just sit here and pretend I wasn't home... but my speeder was right there, parked in the driveway. DAMMIT! Now they'd know I was home. This just wasn't fair. Not fair at all. Why did it have to be me that these vile people moved in next door to. Why me? I then saw a stylish, red speeder pull into the driveway. Three girls stepped out of the back. The first two were kids. Cute, but kids. And then--VA VA VOOM!--came the most angelic, beautiful creature I had ever seen. She had longish, brown hair and big, brown eyes. She was kind of short and slim and she was smiling the brightest, most wonderful smile I had ever seen. Another couple of adults, a man and a woman, stepped out of the front of the car, but I didn't care about them. They weren't her. As I gazed dreamily out the window at her, the little girls caught sight of me. They waved at me, then giggled. I immediately shut my blinds and locked the door. I just sat in my living room watching reruns of old cartoons that I had liked at one point in time. What did I ever see in BallBob Roundpants? That must be the most annoyingly obnoxious show on the air. I can't believe anyone would watch that. Of course, perhaps I'm not one to talk. I did watch it when I was younger. Obi-Wan always told me it would rot my brain, but I wouldn't listen. He was right. Anyway, so then the doorbell rang. I figured it might have been the pizza I ordered. Watching stupid cartoons is hard work. It makes you very hungry. I walked to the door, unlocked it, opened it up and... there was no one there. Why was there no one there. They didn't even leave anything on the doorstep. Stupid pizza man must have been too intimidated by my stupid dark presence in the stupid Force to leave my pizza for me. I shut the door, relocked it, and was almost back to my comfy chair when the doorbell rang again. The pizza man must have come back to apologize. Well, I'd show him. I wouldn't give him a tip, that's what I'd do. So I walked to the door, unlocked it, opened it up and... I got squirted in the face with a hose! MY HOSE! It was those two little girls from next door! The stupid little girls had a stupid hose and were squirting me with the stupid thing! ARRRRGH! I ran out of my house and chased after them. They screamed and ran away, back to their own house. Good. Perhaps they wouldn't come back. So I walked back in the house, took off my clothes (I am totally smoking hot when I'm naked, you know), and started to dry off, when the doorbell rang again. I wrapped the towel around my waist, walked to the front door, unlocked it, opened it, and... I got an egg thrown at my face. Don't these stupid girls ever quit? Stupid egg got thrown at my stupid face by the stupid girls... And then they pointed and laughed. But they weren't pointing at my face. They were pointing at my crotch. I looked down and sure enough, there was a ducky at my crotch. Why did I have to pick up the stupid patterned towel? They ran off before I could chase them that time, but don't think I wouldn't have. I just went back in the house, sat down in a beanbag chair naked, and ate Cheetos while watching cartoons. Every time the doorbell rang, I ignored it. When I went out at midnight (the only safe time away from those girls) wrapped in a towel (I don't want everything hanging out when I go outside) to get my mail, there was a cold pizza on my porch with a bill on top of it. I sighed. So the pizza man did come, but I didn't answer because I thought it was the girls. How could these neighbors possibly get any worse? TBC I'm not sure how good that was, but I hope you liked it. ConCrit is welcome. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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LittleMissNightsaber Title: Yahtzee Winner Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 8/30 2:41pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors -- Darth Vader (Anakin), the Naberrie Sisters -- Romance, Humor, Silliness
	BallBob Roundpants? Geez Kassie, this is so silly. Poor Vader has to eat cold pizza. Add me to your PM list. -----signature----- Padawan to Myriad Daydreams ~Can you hear me? Can you feel me in your arms?~ My Last Breath, Evanescence
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Darthrevan4ever Registered: May '08	Date Posted: 8/30 5:34pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors -- Darth Vader (Anakin), the Naberrie Sisters -- Romance, Humor, Silliness
	Very good add me to the PM list please -----signature----- Aliit ori'shya tal'din Family is more than bloodline SWC Senator of Mandalore "I am that which grips the heart in fright,Harkens night and silences the light" Sith Warrior of the AoD Dark side points 55 Powerfull and dashing e- husband to linth
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KotORBF2Female_Revan Registered: Feb '09	Date Posted: 8/30 6:55pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors -- Darth Vader (Anakin), the Naberrie Sisters -- Romance, Humor, Silliness
	LMAO! Please, add me to your PM list, I love sill stories like these! -----signature----- Path to Redemption: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573220/p1/?0 Lazy padawan of DarthDragon164 in NJT. This space for rent.
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 8/31 10:28am Subject: Next Door Neighbors -- Darth Vader (Anakin), the Naberrie Sisters -- Romance, Humor, Silliness
	You are all added to my PM list! Thanks for reading, guys. This is actually a plot bunny that I've been thinking about writing for a while. MY PM LIST: Nightsaber (LittleMissNightsaber) Rev (DarthRevan4ever) Revan (KotORBF2Female_Revan) -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 9/1 8:19pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors -- Darth Vader (Anakin), the Naberrie Sisters -- Romance, Humor, Silliness
	All that night and all the next day I plotted like a madman so that I could trap those ridiculous, stupid girls. And I finally thought of something. The next morning at six AM, I put a big sign on my lawn that said "FREE CANDY! RING DOORBELL FOR FREE CANDY!" I waited all morning inside to spring my trap, when at noon, my doorbell rang. I opened it up and there stood a little boy. "Where's the free candy?" he asked in a snotty, whiny little voice. "None for you!" I shouted. "The sign says I get free candy if I ring the doorbell. I rang the stupid doorbell. Now give me candy!" the kid whined. "No!" I yelled. "Why not?" the kid shrieked. "Because... because you're not a girl!" I shouted. "That's not fair!" he whined and screamed as he walked away. Two minutes later, the doorbell rang again. I opened it, and there stood the same boy, but he had tennis balls down his shirt. "Now can I have candy?" "You're not a girl," I said again. "Yeah I am!" he argued. "My dad told me that the only difference between girls and boys is boobies! Now gimme that candy!" Boobies? This kid's father had a problem, I could tell. But I wasn't going to be the sucker to set the dumb kid straight. "Your boobies aren't real!" I yelled, then immediately did a "facepalm". I had just shouted the word "boobies" to the heavens. What if that angel that lived next door heard? "They are too!" this kid has a thing for arguing, I'm sure of it. "No they're not!" with that, I reached down his shirt, pulled the tennis balls out, and roared triumphantly. The kid stared at me quizzically, then looked upset that I had foiled his plan. Then, his face changed to diabolical. And he screamed "YOU STOLE MY BOOBIES! YOU STOLE MY BOOBIES!" over and over and over. By this time, the adult woman from next door who wasn't the angel who I didn't exactly describe very much because I was too distracted with the angel walked over to the fence and yelled "SHUT UP!" at the kid. Apparently she didn't like him any better than I did. The kid ran off, back toward his house and his sick father that taught his kid to refer to breasts as boobies, and now had me doing it too. Anyway, I went back inside and waited for the doorbell to ring again. When it rang, I opened it up and saw that it was the girls. I immediately sprung my plan into action. I pulled them, kicking and screaming, into my house. Not a very good plan, but it was a plan. Then, I locked them in a cage that was sitting in my living room. The smallest one started crying. "What are you going to do to us?" "I hadn't really thought that part of the plan out," I admitted. "Wow, this guy's a smart cookie," the older one said sarcastically. "You shut up!" I shouted at her. "I'm hungry," the younger one said. "I wanna have a cheese sandwich!" "I don't have cheese sandwiches," I said, but the girl wouldn't listen. "I wanna have a cheese sandwich! I wanna have a cheese sandwich!" "Fine!" I shouted, and I ran into the kitchen. I looked around for cheese. I didn't have any. I looked around for bread... I didn't have any of that either. So I put peanut butter on crackers and hoped she wouldn't notice the difference. I also hoped that the fact that the peanut butter was green wouldn't matter. When I brought it in, she started crying. "What's wrong now?" I groaned. "That's not a cheese sandwich!" she screamed. "Tough muffins!" I shouted back at her. "You'll eat it and you'll like it!" "How come you locked us in here?" the older one asked as the little one ate the green peanut butter on crackers. "Because you two were being bad girls!" I said. "And bad girls get punished. So I locked you in a cage." "When do we get to go back to our mommy," the little one asked, her mouth full of green peanut butter. "NEVER!" I shouted sinisterly. Both girls started to cry then, and I almost felt bad. ALMOST! But I didn't. Because you know why? I'm a big, bad half-Sith. I'm sort of half-Sith, half-Jedi, but this isn't the time to go into my religion, or whatever the heck being a Jedi or a Sith is. "I don't like you!" the older one said. "I don't like you either, but do you hear me broadcasting it?" I asked. She started to cry again, and she called me a big meanie-weenie. That hurt. I am NOT a weenie. I may be mean, but I am most certainly not a weenie. As I heard the girls wailing hysterically, I realized that just locking the girls in a cage probably wasn't sophisticated enough. I was in a pickle, and I didn't know what to do. And it got worse. I saw that adult woman that wasn't the angel that I had seen get out of the car that was probably these two girl's mother marching over toward my yard. And she looked mad enough to spit. And then the littlest one summed up exactly what I was thinking in one neat little sentence: "You're in trooooouuuuuble!" I couldn't have said it better myself. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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Darthrevan4ever Registered: May '08	Date Posted: 9/2 8:21am Subject: Next Door Neighbors -- Darth Vader (Anakin), the Naberrie Sisters -- Romance, Humor, Silliness
	Very good -----signature----- Aliit ori'shya tal'din Family is more than bloodline SWC Senator of Mandalore "I am that which grips the heart in fright,Harkens night and silences the light" Sith Warrior of the AoD Dark side points 55 Powerfull and dashing e- husband to linth
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LittleMissNightsaber Title: Yahtzee Winner Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 9/2 5:52pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors -- Darth Vader (Anakin), the Naberrie Sisters -- Romance, Humor, Silliness
	Bad Vader. Locking girls in cages just means trouble. With a capital T in Bold: Trouble More, Kassie! -----signature----- Padawan to Myriad Daydreams ~Can you hear me? Can you feel me in your arms?~ My Last Breath, Evanescence
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 9/3 4:29pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors -- Darth Vader (Anakin), the Naberrie Sisters -- Romance, Humor, Silliness
	REV: Very good --Thanks! Glad you liked it. LMNSaber: Bad Vader. Locking girls in cages just means trouble. With a capital T in Bold: Trouble--He didn't have the foresight to figure that out before he locked them in a cage. I'm SOOOOOO sorry I didn't get PM's sent. See, as soon as I had posted this chapter, my mom told me to get off the computer, so I didn't even have time to change the title bar, and then I couldn't get on the computer yesterday, and my first day of school was today. I'll be better next time. I promise. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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LittleMissNightsaber Title: Yahtzee Winner Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 9/3 4:31pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors -- Darth Vader (Anakin), the Naberrie Sisters -- Romance, Humor, Silliness
	Your mom told you to get off the computer? Mine tells to a lot. -----signature----- Padawan to Myriad Daydreams ~Can you hear me? Can you feel me in your arms?~ My Last Breath, Evanescence
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 9/3 4:40pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors~Anakin, the Naberrie Girls~Romance, Humor, Silliness~Updated 9/1/09
	Yeah. But the only computer with internet is in her room, and she wanted to go to bed, so I can see why she kicked me off. It was still annoying though. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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KotORBF2Female_Revan Registered: Feb '09	Date Posted: 9/3 4:41pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors~Anakin, the Naberrie Girls~Romance, Humor, Silliness~Updated 9/1/09
	LOL. That's all I can say. -----signature----- Path to Redemption: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30573220/p1/?0 Lazy padawan of DarthDragon164 in NJT. This space for rent.
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 9/3 4:56pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors~Anakin, the Naberrie Girls~Romance, Humor, Silliness~Updated 9/1/09
	I'll assume that's a good thing, Revan. Glad you liked it. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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Arwen4CJ Registered: Jun '09	Date Posted: 9/11 7:43am Subject: Next Door Neighbors~Anakin, the Naberrie Girls~Romance, Humor, Silliness~Updated 9/1/09
	I must say that this is a creative story. I'm not sure where you came up with some of it So he is already Sith like....I wonder what will happen with Padme. The fact that Vader locked the girls in cages means, and their mother is aware that Vader has them....I doubt that she will allow Padme to date Vader. I would like to see where this goes.
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skypadme94 Registered: Oct '07	Date Posted: 9/11 5:40pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors~Anakin, the Naberrie Girls~Romance, Humor, Silliness~Updated 9/1/09
	hehe Anivader and kicking screamin little girls. he may be a meanie, to true, but never ever(like a guy that hot could be) a weenie. hehe i have no idea where on earth you got this from, but please pm list me -----signature----- Anakin-"Jedi mind trick?" Obi-Wan-"If it was, I wasn't aware of preforming it." Anakin-"Ten drinks will do that to you Master." Obi-Wan-"Well are you any better off?" - from the Labyrinth of Evil
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QueenArdnassak Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 9/22 8:08pm Subject: Next Door Neighbors~Anakin, the Naberrie Girls~Romance, Humor, Silliness~Updated 9/1/09
	Arwen4CJ: So, do you want to be added to the PM list? Thanks for reading. I'm glad you're enjoying it. skypadme94: I will definitely be adding you. Thanks for reading! And no, Vader is never, ever a weenie! He is definitely much too hot to be a weenie. Okay, the PM's may be late for this. We'll se. -----signature----- GuNgAnFaN3090 is my fabulous e-boyfriend. Crazy Queen of the CCC! JC Musketeer! One for all and all that jazz! Chewgumma for president: 2012! Sith warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness
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