¡Star wars Bloopers! (Round Robin)

ROTFL!!!

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(Obi-Wan runs to Qui_go after defeating Darth Maul)

OBI: Master!

QUI: Obi-Wan, promise me.

(Obi-Wan looks at him)

QUI: Promise me you will tra--

(Qui-Gon's body falls limp)

OBI: NOOO!!!!
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forgive me if the line aren't exactly right

 

hehe..

(Luke talking to Liea at Ewok camp thingie)

"Liea the force is strong in my family.. My father has it, i have it,.......

"and my dog has it...his name is Woofy you should see him he just so cute in his intsy wentsie little jedi robes..."

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Yoda: "Once you turn to the dark side of the force forever it will dominate you're destiny.."

Luke:"Geezz...that's depressing... i think i better just stop talking to you, you're making me sad.."

 

LOL!!! These are GREAT!!!

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Obi-Wan runs toward the place Maul and Qui-Gon are fighting.

The force-field things start closing, and Obi tries to stop, but there isn't enough traction on his boots.

ZAP! He hits the force-field.

Qui-Gon looks back at him and shakes his head. "Padawans."

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Okay...that was pathetic, but I always picture him hitting the force-field durring that scene.

 

Tehehehe!!! I gotta put these on my humor website. Alrighty, here's mine...

Episode 3:

Obi-wan Kenobi: Push, Ami, push!
Amidala: GRRR!!!!
Vader: (walks in, grabs Amidala's hand) Push, sweetheart, push...
Lucas: What the heck is HE doing here? Get him outta here! HAYDEN!!!!

 

You can put mine on your site! UP!

 

up.

 

Anyone have any more?

 

i'm still here.. I'm thinking...

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(Luke standing before the emperor)

PALPY: Join me, and I will complete your training!

LUKE: Hello. My name is Indio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

GEORGE: CUT, CUT!! Mark, what the @#$# are you doing?

MARK: (turning to George) My name is Indigo Montoya. YOU killed my father. Prepare to die!

GEORGE: Oh jeez..

 

leia in looks room in ESB

leia: well i guess you don't no everything about women
*kiss's look*
han and co leave

leia takes it further then in the 1st version of ESB!

ROTJ
Ob1: your sister was hidden when you where born!
Luke: chewie's wifes my sister!
Ob1: um...er....not exactly!
Luke: hey did i tell u im going to be a dad?
Ob1: Oh crap!

 

L L!!!!


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[Ext. Echo Base]

Luke: Han, old buddy, do you read me?

Han: No I don't.

Luke: I don't copy that.

Han: Luke, I can't hear what you're saying. Hey, wait. Soemthing's moving in the sn--- AAAHHH!!!!!

Luke: Han? What is that?

George: Cut! Okay, who's in charge of that Wampa?


sorry that was so bad.

 

cool up-o!

 

Liam: (standing in front of a blue screen) The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

Ewan: (walking on with a smirk on his face) Who are you talking to?

Liam: (smacking Ewan on the head) No one likes a smart mouth, boy.

 

hehe...
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let's see...hmm..

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Boss Nass shakes his head and spits everywhere.

Obi-wan falls to the ground.

"EEWW!! He spit right in my eye!!"

 

(Steve Irwin walks in)
STEVE: Crikey! Have a look 't this! (camera pans over to Jar Jar walking on the set)

STEVE: Now this.. this is a Gungan. They'rea amphibious species from Naboo. Gerogous creatures, but you dun wanna mess with these blokes. I'm gonna try to get a closer look...

(as Steve crawls closer on the set, Terry's voice is heard.)

TERRY: The gengans have been around for ages. No one knows where they came from, but their technology is much more advanced than ours.

STEVE: Be very careful, mate. These Gungans can give ya a powerful blow. Ya don't wanna get too close to em...

(he sneaks up on Ahmad Best, who is reading the script over in his costume. Steve jumps out from behind a barrel and stand towards him, ready to move.)

STEVE: have a look at this one. he's BEaUTifuL! don't see many of these in the outback.

(Ahmad blinks at him, then pulls out his cell phone, dialing.) security.

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that was lame.

if ya really wanna read a good SW/Croc hunter crossover, read "The crocodile hunter takes on a Sith lord." It's buried somewhere in the back of the forum.

 

that was great!!

 

Steve Irwin cracks me up! That was funny!

 

These are great!!

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(Yoda talking to Anakin in the Council Chambers)

YODA: Fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger leads to fear. Oh, I don't know! Something leads to the darkside. LINE!!
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You can use mine!! I don't care.

 

ok here's my lame attempt:
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Camera pans to forest floor of Endor where Luke, Han, Chewie, C3PO and R2D2 have just cut through the net and landed hard on the ground.
Luke and Han start to get up and see
several colorful bears with clouds, rainbows, and hearts on their stomachs are standing around.

Luke: "Um, George...? I thought we were supposed to have Ewoks..."

Han: "Where the hell did all the Carebears come from?"
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that was bad, wasn't it? sorry... *sheepish grin*

 

hehe..

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(At the end of a New Hope.)

Liea, Luke, Han and Chewie walk down a long path up toward the stage.

Han accidentally knocks into one of the people watching the event. The card board
cut-out falls the the ground hitting another on and creates a domino effect knocking over all of them surrounding the 4.

Han:"Opps..."

George: "Cut! Stage Crew!!"

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That is defianantly not the way i saw this being written.. that was bad..

 

LOL! that was funnY!

 

Alright, I went back 80-odd pages to read Steve vs. the Sith. I dunno, Miana... I like yours better! Especially "Security?" LOL!!

So are you going to make it a series... Stav Eerwynne, Gungan Hunter? It must be a very popular show in GFFA...

"These are Ewoks...cute little fellers, aren't they? They can be real nasty with strangers, though, so we don't want to get too close...They're also very inventive! They make ingenious booby tra-- CRIKEY! @#^%@#$!!!"

 

hehe..

 

lol.. that's an idea....

 

SCENE: Qui-Gon's death

TAKE 1:

LIAM: Obi-Wan, promise me. promise me you'll train the boy.

EWEN: (trying to keep a strait face) yes mas.. (breaks up laughing)

TAKE 2:

LIAM: Oh my! THe world is going black! I'm seeing my life pass before my eyes! help Me!

EWEN: (busting up, Crew laughing)

TAKE 20:
LIAM: (searching for line) eh..

EWEN & LIAM: "Why do birds suddenly appear..."

(Crew starts laughing)

TAKE 30:

LIAM: Obi-Wan, promsie me. Promise me you'll train Luke.

EWEN: Luke?

LIAM: I mean Anakin...

(all start laughing)

TAKE 32:

LIAM: Promise me. Promise me you'll train the boy.

EWEN: Yes, master.

LIAM: He is the chosen one. Train him.. (closes eyes, acts dead. 2 seconds later..)
(sitting up) we done?

OFFsTAGE: Still rolling...

LIaM: oops.. (lies back down)

EWEN: (laughing) I say screw this scene.

LIAM: I say let's screw Natalie.

EWEN & LIAM: YEAH!

(Crew laughing)

GEORGE: Come on guys, grow up!

LIAM & EWEN: Ah....

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Good bless the Lethal Weapon bloopers!