¡Star wars Bloopers! (Round Robin)

Anakn begins riding the big Shaak thing i the field as Padme runs up, singing:

"The hills are alive...With the sound of giant cow-like tick things..."

George: Cut...

 

I got one, but it's so stupid!
(This is when there in the field.)

"You really don't like polatitions do you?"
-Padme

"I like one or two." -Anakin

"Who?" -Padme

(Anakin blushing) "I like you." -Anakin

"Well, I like you too." -Padme

(Hayden looks at her and shots a glance at the film crew. Natile follows his gaze and smiles.)

"But what I really like," (leans in) -Anakin

"Uh, huh." -Padme

"Is kissing polotitions." -Anakin (They lock lips.)

George: "HAYDEN, NATILE!!!!"

(They start cracking up.)

 

Obi_and_Qui, LOL!!!!!!! Yippee??

*********EP. II Spoilers!!!!!!*************

More Monty Python
Right after Dooku chops off Ani's arm

Dooku: Now stand aside, boy

Anakin: It's just a scratch!

Dooku: Scratch?! Your arm's off!

Anakin: No it isn't!

Dooku: Then what's that there? (points to Anakin's dismembered arm)

Anakin: I've had worse.

Dooku: You lie!

Anakin: Come on, you pansy! (continues fighting with his good arm, which, of course, Dooku cuts off.)

Dooku: Victory is mine, you annoying twit! (turns and heads for his ship. Anakin then kicks him)

Anakin: Come on then!

Dooku: What?!

Anakin: Have at you! (Kicks Dooku again)

Dooku: You are indeed brave, you Jedi, but the fight is mine.

Anakin: Oh, had enough, eh?

Dooku: Look you stupid idiot, you've got no arms left!

Anakin: Yes I have!

Dooku: Look!

Anakin: It's just a flesh wound! (Kicks Dooku)

Dooku: Stop that!

Anakin: Chicken!

Dooku: Look, I'll have your leg! (Anakin kicks him again) Right! (cuts off one of his legs)

Anakin: I'll do you for that!

Dooku: You'll WHAT?!

Anakin: Come here!

Dooku: What are you going to do, bleed on me?!

Anakin: I'M INVINCIBLE!!

Dooku: You're a loony!

Anakin: I will always triumph! Have at you! (Hops over and head butts Dooku)
Come on then!

(Dooku finally cuts off his other leg)

Anakin: (sees he is a stump)All right then, we'll call it a draw!

(Dooku shakes his head and heads to his ship)

Anakin: Oh, I see! Running away, eh? You stupid sith! Come back! I'll bit your legs off!

 

*laughs insanely*

I found the thread yesterday, and read the whole thing through at once! This stuff is just wonderful, everyone! Some much-needed laughs right now! Thanks to everyone!

(I must confess that my favourite was the whole extended set of Han/Leia first kiss bloopers... the diamond in a case of precious stones, as it were.)

More, please!

 

LOL..... That was good! I love Monty Python!

(Ok, this is when you can hear Qui-Gon's voice talking to Anakin.)

"Anakin, stop!! Don't!" -Qui-Gon

"YOU! You made this happen! It's all your fault!" -Anakin

"Anakin, what are you talking about!?"
Qui-Gon

"YOU took me away from her! YOU woudn't try to take her with me. YOU are the reason she's dead! I HATE YOU!" -Anakin

"Oh well, Master Yoda, I tryed." -Qui-Gon

 

You can hear Qui-Gon talking to Anakin?

 

You have seen AotC, have you not, Miana?















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Right after Anakin starts slaughtering Tusken Raiders, and the scene switchs to Yoda, who is meditating, you here someone cry....

"Anakin! DON'T!"

That voice is the long dead Qui-Gon Jinn, begging Anakin not to succumb to the dark side from another realm....

 

But he dosen't listen. *Tisk Tisk*

 

Nope.

NAUGHTY ANAKIN.

Somebody spank him.

*grin*

I'm done.

 

OOOOOOOO! I'll spank him!! LOL.... Just jokeing.


Ok, here's my next blooper...

(Anakin leans over and kisses Padme, suddenly she pulls back.)

PadmeNo! I shouldn't of done that!

Anakin Then WHY did you do it?

Padme Because....(looks around)it's in the script!

Hayden Oh, so if say that MY script shows that I get you in bed, we would do it!? (wiggles his eye brows.)

Natile (looks back and sees george. Turns towards Hayden and winks.) Sure, why not?

George NATILE!!!

NatileWHAT? It's Hayden were talking about! Do you have any idea how many girls would like to wake up to this face every morning?!!

LOL.... that was gay! I'm sorry if that offends anyone for some reason!

 

Im very offended
J/K

 

LOL...

 

Up.

 

Whew, finally I finish reading 24 pages of hilarious bloopers!

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(The scene by the lake on Naboo. I've been to that villa, by the way. )

TAKE 1:
ANAKIN: I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Everything's soft...[he strokes PADME's back]...and smooth.

PADME: Aaagh! Ha ha hee hee! That tickles! Ha ha ha!

GEORGE LUCAS: Cut!

TAKE 2:
ANAKIN: I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Everything's soft...[he strokes PADME's back]...and smooth.

PADME looks up into his eyes. Tentatively he leans down towards her, and they kiss, gradually more deeply, leaning against the balustrade.

SPLOSH! They both tumble over it.

GEORGE LUCAS: CUT!

NATALIE PORTMAN: OK, this dress is REALLY not meant to be worn wet.

HAYDEN CHRISTIANSEN: I don't know, I think it looks- [SLAP]

TAKE 3:
ANAKIN: I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Everything's soft...[he strokes PADME's back]...and smooth.

PADME: Yuck! What kind of chat-up line is that?! Get away from me you perv, and come back when you've learned some style!

GEORGE LUCAS: CUT!!

TAKE 4:
ANAKIN: I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Everything's soft...[he strokes PADME's back]...and smooth.

PADME: Unlike your chat-up technique....

GEORGE LUCAS: CUT!!!

TAKE 5:
ANAKIN: I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Everything's soft...[he strokes PADME's back]...and....George, Natalie's right. I know Anakin's hardly Casanova, but only a total moron would say something like this, and only an even bigger idiot would fall for it!

NATALIE PORTMAN: Told you!

GEORGE LUCAS (rereading script): You're right. How could I be so blind? Let's change it. Here's what we're going to do.

TAKE 6:
ANAKIN: It's beautiful here. And....and...so are you.

PADME (smiling): Thank you, Anakin. That's the second time you've said that to me since we met again.

ANAKIN (smiling nervously): It...it bears repeating.

PADME: Kiss me, Anakin.

ANAKIN: What?!

PADME: I want you to kiss me. What's wrong?

ANAKIN: But...we could be in trouble...well, I could...

PADME: Let's just enjoy the moment for once. What's the worst that could happen?

ANAKIN kisses her. They snog passionately for a few seconds, then an image of Darth Vader appears, overlaid with the Dr. Pepper logo. The jingle "Dr Pepper, what's the worst that could happen?" plays.

GEORGE LUCAS: Sorry, just kidding around.

TAKE 7:
ANAKIN: How *you* doin'?!

PADME kisses him passionately.

GEORGE LUCAS (laughing): Nice one guys, that'll look good on the bloopers video.

TAKE 8:
ANAKIN (not looking at the view): Beautiful.

PADME: You're blushing, 'Master Jedi'.

ANAKIN: Am not.

PADME (laughing): Are too.

ANAKIN: Well you're blushing too.

PADME: Then let's both blush some more.

They kiss. Big 'aaaaw' moment.

GEORGE LUCAS: Cut! Good job, you two.

ASSISTANT: Wake up Natalie, we're ready for the next take.

NATALIE PORTMAN wakes up from where she's been dozing at the side of the set.

NATALIE PORTMAN: D**n.

TAKE 5 (the real one):
ANAKIN: I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Everything's soft...[he strokes PADME's back]...and smooth.

PADME looks up into his eyes. Tentatively he leans down towards her, and they kiss, gradually more deeply, leaning against the balustrade.

They keep kissing.

They still keep kissing. Now their hands are stroking each other's backs.

GEORGE LUCAS: CUT! Get a room, you two!

The pair break apart and burst out laughing.

NATALIE PORTMAN: Gotcha!

HAYDEN CHRISTIANSEN: That was fun. Can we do it again?

She slaps him playfully.

GEORGE LUCAS: What did I do to deserve this?

TAKE 6 (the one that's not part of a dream sequence):
ANAKIN: I d

 

Ok, that made me thing of something. It was good by the way.


Anakin and Padme are behing backed into the little circle the Jedi are makeing. Anakin shouts to Padme.

Anakin- "Get behind me, get behind me!"

Hmmmm..... where have we heard that line before?

 

Keith, I was laughing so hard! I especially loved the first one, and the last one, and the one with Natalie's dad, and all the rest. It was hysterical!
Eirtae

 

Ok, this is when Padme falls off of that little board walk thing, and she falls onto the conver belt.

Anakin Padme, Don't fall!

Padme(as she falls) It's a little late for that!

 

*This is the scene where Padme falls out of the transport-ship thing during the Geonisian Battle*

Anakin: PADME! *his voice crack terribly*

Ewan: *wincing hard* Ouch. You still going through puberty, Hayden?

Natalie: *from below* Yeah, you sounded really bad, Hayden.

Ewan: No offense, Christensen, but you did. You might want to work on the "manly" quality of your voice on that line. You sounded like a girl.

Hayden: *glaring hard* Anakin is worried, what does it matter what he sounds like?

Ewan: Come on, Hayden, this is Anakin! I don't think the future Darth Vader should scream like a girl.

Natalie: And it would certainly turn away Padme if her man sounded like he never went through puberty when he screamed.

Hayden: I DON'T SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!!

Ewan: *with a sigh, he shoves Hayden off the set to fall to where Natalie is.* Yes, you do, and you whine like a girl too.

Hayden: AHHHHH! *very girlie scream*

Ewan: Did everyone hear that? I rest my case.

Natalie: HEY! He whines like a girl?!! I think I'm offended....

Ewan: Not including you, Nat.

Natalie: Oh. Ok.

Hayden: I quit....

Ewan and Natalie: GOOD!

George: ARG! You three will be the end of me!
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Ok, this came out of nowhere. The way he yelled did sound funny like his voice broke, but not girly necessarily. So I don't know where I got this one. Don't ask me.

 

(Scene by the lake at the end of Episode II. Anakin and Padme are standing in front of the NABOO HOLY MAN.)

NABOO HOLY MAN: Mawwiage is what bwings us togevver, today...

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(Second-to-last scene in Episode II. PALPATINE and ASSORTED SENATORS are standing on a balcony watching the Clone Troopers board Republic Cruisers. The camera zooms in on Palpatine as the Imperial March plays.)

PALPATINE: What?! Am I wearing a 'SITH 4EVA' T-shirt or something?!

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(Hangar scene in Episode I)
The two JEDI, PADME, CAPTAIN PANAKA and the ROYAL GUARDS rush towards the main door. Suddenly it opens and a dark figure becomes visible. He raises his cowled head. It's DARTH MAUL.

DARTH MAUL: Got Sith?

 

OMG, Keith, I love the Naboo Holy Man one! I love Princess Bride!!! Anyway, those were good. Palpatine was funny too.

 

*giggle* Some really funny one's guys!

I LOVED the Princess Bride one!

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{Scene: Qui-Gon dying in Obi-Wan's arms}

Qui-Gon: Promise you'll train the boy? He is the--chosen one. He will...bring balance. Train him?

Obi-Wan: Yes Master...I promise.

[Qui-Gon falls back, about to die--]

Qui-Gon: Oh and Obi-Wan?

Obi-Wan: Yes?

Qui-Gon: Remember, even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Obi-Wan: ALL RIGHT DON'T RUB IT IN!!!

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Sorry, nother Obi-is-short one

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Warning: Episode II

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{Scene: Obi-Wan and Anakin across from Count Dooku}

Anakin: I'm going to take him now!

Obi-Wan: No Anakin! NO! *stops and stares at the ceiling* You see Qui-Gon? You see what I have to put up with?? I hold YOU personally responsible! You said 'train the boy' 'he will bring balance'. Well, he's bringing balance all right! By the time we're through there will be JUST as many Sith as Jedi! Oh THAT'S balanced!

George: Cut! Ewan, please, I'm getting a migrane as it is!

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Hee hee

 

OMG, LOL!!!! Oh THAT'S balanced!

That's hilarious.

 

Jacinta_Kenobi That was a good blooper! And I like the first line on your sig.


Ok, It's back... the ever popular- PILLAR bloopers!!! *claps*

This is when Obi-Wan's taking to Anakin.

Anakin: What about Padme?

Obi-Wan: I think well,she on top of it. (nods at Padme, Anakin looks up)

Anakin: Angel! (Padme looks down)

Padme: Yes?

Anakin: How, how, how did you get up there!!??

Padme: Oh sheesh, Hayden, we've been through this before. I CLIMED up here. Ok?

Anakin: But, that's not fair!

Padme(With hands on hips) Why not?

Anakin: Oh sure, the GIRL gets to climb, not the GUY!

Padme: You know what, your so whinney!

(Obi-Wan walks off.) :I'll be in my trailer. Oh and you two, (Hayden and Nat turn to look at him) Get some couple counciling! Your driving every one insane!!

(Together: WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!

(Sarcasticly) Yea, sure!! And I'm Darth Vader's son!

Natile: This is all YOUR fault!

Hayden: MY fault...?
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(When Anakin is supposed to do a flip,and land on the creatures back.)

The creature charges. Hayden misses, and gets crushed.

 

Thanx Jacinta!

Oh....if anyone's ever seen Emporer's New Groove, I just couldn't resist this:
(Warning: Episode II)

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{Scene: The Arena, Obi-Wan and Anakin are waiting tensly for there certain death}

Obi-Wan: Umn....I'm kinda new to this whole rescuing thing but this would seem like kind of a step BACK wouldn't you say?

Anakin: No, this is good, don't worry, we can figure this out!

{At that moment, the Reek, Acklay and Nexu enter the Arena}

Obi-Wan: I hate you.

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As I said, couldn't resist

 

Episode III, Palpatine is addressing the Senate to proclaim himself Emperor.

PALPATINE: Senators of the Republic, it is with great regret that I find myself forced to make the following announcement.

All the SENATORS fall silent. A deathly hush descends.

PALPATINE: All your base are belong to us.