¡Star wars Bloopers! (Round Robin)

Sheesh....did I scare everyone away or something?

 

lol, funny!

 

(ANH, on the Falcon. Obi-Wan hands Luke the seeker probe.)

OBI: This is a seeker...

LUKE: A Seeker? We're gonna play Quidditch? Cool!

(And everyone backstage just shakes their heads)

 

During the Great Duel...

Obi-wan is hanging above the "dark-bottomless-pit"

Maul kicks his lightsaber over the edge....and on the way down it konks Ewan on the head.

EWAN: OW!

Disoriented, his grip slips and he falls.

::sound of a distant thud::

RAY: Ummmm....oops?

 

The Empire Strikes Back (Falcon Kissing scene)

Take 87
HAN: ...there aren't enough scoundrels in your life (or however that line goes)
LEIA: I happen to like nice men.
HAN: I'm nice men.
LEIA: No you're not, you're...
(HAN and LEIA are about to kiss when CAPTIAN JAMES T. KIRK appears in the doorway in his Original Series uniform)
KIRK: I'm nice men. And I have a better ship.
HARRISON & CARRIE: Security!!!!!

Take 88
LEIA: I happen to like nice men.
HAN: I'm nice men.
LEIA: No you're not, you're...
(They kiss. In the middle of the kiss, GEORDI LA FORGE appears in the doorway.)
GEORDI(Obsvering Leia's work): Hmmm, looks like you're trying to reconduct the matrix flow by connecting the plasma outlets with the trilithum inverters. If you aligned them along the fusion conduits you could...
HARRISON & LEIA: SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Security escorts Geordi out and kicks out Jaen-Luc Picard, Dr. McCoy, The Doctor, Kathryn Janeway, Q, Spock, the Borg Collective, and every other creature, person or thing from Star Trek that snuck into Lucasfilm and then assures the cast & crew that all the Star Trek people are out.)

Take 89
LEIA: I happen to like nice men.
HAN: I'm nice men.
LEIA: No you're not, you're...
(The kiss. While they are kissing, INDIANA JONES' FATHER appears in the doorway.)
DR. JONES (indignantly): Junior!!!
(HARRISON and CARRIE look at the head of security)
SECRUITY GUY: Hey, he's not from Star Trek.

God bless,

X-Wing Pilot 5

 

^up^

God bless,

X-Wing Pilot 5

 

Up.

 

The scene where Qui-Gon is run through...

Take 1:

Obi: NOOOOOOO- ::breaks of coughing::

GL: Ewan...you alright?

Ewan: Yea...sorry my throught's just a little scratchy. Let's try it again.

Take 2:

Obi: NOOOOOOO- ::diisolves in another coughing fit::

GL: Ewan...what's your problem?

Ewan: I'm really sorry. Could I get a drink of water?

Take 3:


Obi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO::COUGH:OOOO!!!!

GL: Ewan!

Ewan: What?? I couldn't help it!

Take 4:

Obi: NOOOOOOOO- ::stops:: ::screws up face:: ::sneezes::

Ewan: Sorry...dust.

Take 5:

Obi: NOOOOOOOOOOO- ::BURPS::

GL: Oh give me a break!!

Take 6:

Obi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ::holds it out too long:: :asses out::

GL: :ops several asprin::

Liam: (from floor) How much longer do I have to lay here?

 

Wow! This thing is STILL going?! Great job, guys! LOL!

 

Ooooh c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mON!

Don't drop this thing yet!

Up!

 

Er beleg am!
(one, great up!...elvish)

Waiting, waiting.......

 

up

 

Well, I guess this is the end.

In Meth! (the end...elvish)


Namarie everyone!

 

Don't let this die you guys!!

 

*Trench Run*
Luke:Someone give me some cover!
Wedge:Copy that Stray Dog!
Luke:I don't think I'm Stray Dog--
Wedge:You got it Red Rooster!
Luke:I don't think I'm Red Rooster either...
Wedge:Alright Nasty Butler!
Luke:I'm endinng this transmission.
~~~
Red-Leader:All wings report in.
Luke:Red 5 standing by.
Biggs:Red 3 standing by.
Wedge: I'm naked!
[After Battle]
Wedge:I'm still naked!

(Credit to Thumb Wars)

 

Mwahahaha!! This isn't locked yet!!!!!

Ep. II
Dooku/Obi-Wan encounter

TAKE 1:
Dooku: You must join me, Gandal... aw shoot...
GEORGE: Cut!

TAKE 2:
Dooku: You must join me, Obi-Wan... Together, we can rule Middle Earth!
GEORGE: Cut!

TAKE 3:
Dooku: You must join me, Obi-Wan... Together, we can destroy Sauron.
GEORGE: CUT! Christopher, get your movies right!!

Christopher: *mumbles* whatever you say, PJ...

~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Time to make fun of Finding Nemo...)


ESB
Luke down in the core of Cloud City

Luke: *looking at a door* Hm... Es..Cap..E.... huh... that word almost looks like the one for Escape...


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TPM
The swim to Oota Gunga

*Obi-Wan swim pasts a reef and a ton of bubbles come out*

Jar Jar: BUBBLES!!!!!! *He swims as fast as he can to where Obi-Wan is* BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES!!! *The bubbles stop, Jar Jar glaring at Obi-Wan* MY BUBBLES!