¡Star wars Bloopers! (Round Robin)

Qui-Gon dying:

Qui: Obi-wan, promise me that you will train the boy...

Obiwan: Yes, master.

Qui: He is the chosen one who will bring balance...And Obi-wan...I am your father!

George:CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

those last 2 were great!

 

HAN: What was that all about?

LEIA: Nothing... I Just want to be left alone for a while.

HAN: Nothing? Come on. Tell me.

LEIA: I.. I can't tell you.

HAN: Could you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?!

LEIA: I...

(Han does the little walk away, pause, turn back thingy)


HAN: I'm sorry

LEIA: Hold me.

(As he holds her, the cold air comes around Leia, her breath visible.)

LEIA: (Whispering) I'm ready to tell you know. I.. I see dead people. They're everywhere.

GEORGe: Um.. no?

 

episode i: battle scene in space
anakin in the cockpit ready to shoot and destroy.

anakin: fire!! fire!! {eh heh heh -beavis laugh- eh heh heh}

*yes, very dumb...*

 

odd.. but it was fine

 

ROTFLMBO!!!!

These are great!!!

Okay, here's a (lame) attempt:

Ki-Adi Mundi: A Sith? Impossible. The Sith have been extince for a millenium.

Qui-Gon (turning): DID I ASK YOU?!!

(okay...that stunk )

 

lol actually, thats half what I expected him to do

 

woohoo, that was great!! I LOVE Bevis and Butthead!

I am Cornholio!


Do you have an T.P?

 

did i scare everyone away?

 

LIAM; Promise me, Obi-Wan,.....promise me you'll train the boy.
EWAN; Master, I.....I don't know.
(Green slime falls on Ewan)
GEORGE; Hey! CUT! What's going on!?! You can't do that in "Star Wars!"
LIAM; Exactly.

 

Vader: Luke I am your Father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Vader: Yea, I know. I said the same thing when I found out.

Why couldn't Palpatine been your dad or Obi-wan or....*countinues muttering until George shouts cut!*

 

(Jedi Council are sitting in a room.)

Yoda: Strange, this boy Anakin is.

Mace: Yep, he sure ******* is...Oops.

George: Cut!

 

This is the funniest sith I've read for ages.
Here's some:

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Ep VI
(Luke telling Leia that she's his sister, sorry if the lines r wrong)

LUKE: The Force is strong in my family. My mother has it. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it.
LEIA: (Looks shocked and taken aback)
LUKE: Yes Leia, you are my sister. Darth Vader is my father. Lando's my Uncle.
Chewbacca's my great great grandfather who hasn't shaved for a long time. And Han's my one and only love...what?"
LUCAS: CUT CUT! What on Earth are you getting at Mark?
MARK: I'm only readin the script.
LUCAS: (Take's script)
HARRISON: (From a distance) Wasn't me!
LUCAS: Ford I'm gonna kill you one day!

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EP IV
Inside Leia's prison

LEIA: Aren't you a little short of be a stormtrooper.
LUKE: Aren't you a little ugly to be a Princess?
LUCAS: Cut! Mark that's not your line.
LUKE: Mark?! I'm not Mark, that's Mark! I'm Carrie

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Sorry they're bad!

 

lol this is funny!

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LUKE: I feel like... (turns around and points blaster at alien) Like we're being watched.
MISS PIGGY: Don't shoot, don't shoot!
LUKE: Miss Piggy? Oh my SITH! I am your biggest fan! Can I have your autograph.
FRANK OZ: Oh *@#$, wrong puppet
LUKE: PLEEEEEAAASSE!!
MISS PIGGY: OH FINE! But then we have to start your training!
LUKE: WHOO HOO!
MISS PIGGY: There's only one problem...feel the Force I do not.
LUKE: DOH!

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(some of the lines may be wrong)

VADER: I will destroy you my old master.
OBI WAN: If you strike me down I will only become more powerful.
VADER: (ignites red lollipop)
OBI WAN: Well if that's what you want (ignites blue lollipop)
VADER: I bet I can finish first!
OBI WAN: NO WAAAAY! I'm the Master your the apprentice!
VADER: WAnna bet? (starts licking lollipop
(they lick lollipops for three hours....eventually they finish their lollipops.)
LUKE: (runs into scene) NOOOO! OBI-WAN! THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOUR SUGAR LEVEL!
OBI WAN: I'm fine (falls onto ground and dies)
VADER: Luke, I am your father! Will you marry me?
LUKE: OBI WAN! My one and only love! You're dead! Oh well...yeah OK dad, I'll marry you!
LUCAS: CUUUUUT! That was perfect! I think we'll add it to the script...the finishing touch
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those where.... interesting..

 

Another Jedi Council one (Episode III):

(Jedi Council are sitting in the meeting room)

Mace: The clone wars look pretty bad. There seems to be more Sith clones than there are Jedi. The Jedi clones went bad and turned to Sith. What shall we do, Master Yoda?

Yoda: Well, what I will do, I know. (muppet jumps up and starts singing) I will survive! I will survive!...

George: Frank! What the...Cut!

 

The Nubian ship slices neatly through the Coruscant atmosphere as it approaches the Jedi Temple. "Look....the Jedi Temple," Qui-Gon states.

"The Jedi Temple," repeats Obi-Wan.

"The Jedi Temple", "The Jedi Temple" reply Anakin and Padme one after the other.

"It's only a model...," stage whispers Obi-Wan to Padme.

"Shhhhhh!" shushes Qui-Gon.

"Anakin. I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us fly to the Jedi Temple!"

(camera cuts to the interior of the Jedi Council room where the members of said council are all on the tables)

<<music, singing, and dancing>>


We're Knights of the Jedi Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable. <<Depa/Adi>>

We dine well here in Coruscant.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Jedi Table. <<Mundi/Poof>>

Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable. <<Koth/Piell>>

Opera mad in Coruscant are we,
The diaphragm sing we from a lot. <<Yoda/Yaddle>>

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Coruscant. <<Saesee/Oppo>>

I have to push the pram a lot.<<Mace>>






"On second thought, let's not go to Coruscant. It's such a silly place." sighed Qui-Gon.

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"Cuttttt" yelled the Mighty G. Lucas. "What do you think this is? A Flying Circus!?"

 

oookaaayyy... lol

 

(scene: Cloud city when Leia and Lando are picking up Luke from the bottom)
LUKE: Can you guy's hurry up my arm is getting stretched out.
R2-D2: BEEP BOOP BEEP WHIRL CLUNK!
LUKE: stop using rude words R2, We don't have any more fill-ins.

(- -)(- -)(- -)(- -)(- -)(- -)(- -)(- -)(- -)(Tie-Fighter faces)
9/10 for this topic

 

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"Aren't you a little ugly to be a princess?"

ROFL!!!!

too great!

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SCENE: very end of ROTJ, when Luke sees Anakin, Obi-Wan and Yoda's ghosts.

LEIA: Who's that?

EVERYONE:

He may be small and wizened
But he's always in command,
There are times he seems forgetful
But I think you'll understand
He's a?."

GEORGE: NO!!!! Not the Yoda song!

ALL: He could fill a thousand volumes,
With the tales of things he's seen
and I think you must agree,
He's such a lovely shade of green.
History is written
in the lines upon his face,
and he has a little more hair
on his head than Master Mace?"

GEORGE: I'm going to kill Jemmiah...

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"The Yoda Song" is property of Jemmiah and her gang of the Jedi Snapshots.

 

(Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon looking at the the invasion arm. They are about to get ready to hitch a ride)

Obi-Wan pused his lips. "You were right about one thing Master. The negotiations were short."
Qui-Gon smacks Obi-Wan in the head.
G.L. "Cut!"

 

Lol that was funny!

 

SCENE: Obi/Maul fight. Obi-Wan enters, his breath visible in the cold air. maul then enters, pullin gout his saber, as does obi-wan. They throw them aside. "Duel of Fates" come on and the two start skating on the slick ice.

Once the number is finished, Liam, Natalie and several other hold up pieces of cardboard with the number 10 on them.

GEORGE: no no.. I said you have to HATE, not SKATE!

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stupid i know, but imagining ewen in tights... ;-)

 

hmmm....ewan in tights anyway, great posts