¡Star wars Bloopers! (Round Robin)

how the heck did i lost track of this thread?! it's still hysterical...great job!

i loved the Bohemian Rhapsody and Yoda scenes

 

Oh my gosh! These are hilarious!!!!! Everyone has done a great job here!!

Here's one:

RotJ, Luke is on Dagobah, after Yoda's death

Luke: Why didn't you tell me? You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father!?!?

Obi-Wan: I did? Oh. Well, it made the story more interesting.

***

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him!

Vader: No. I am your father!

Luke: No! No! That's not true! That's impossible!

Vader: HEY! It may be impossible now, but twenty years ago, I was in my prime! Sheez, didn't Owen tell you the facts of life?

George: CUT! James, what are you smoking?

****

Ok, that was strange...

AQ

 

These are very funny!
Here's my sorry post.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Luke was standing there watching as Yoda lifted the X-wing out of the muck with the Force. He then notices that the ship is getting too close for comfort.

"Ummm, Master Yoda," Luke said.

"Be quiet you will," Yoda said.

The X-wing was just above Luke.

"Master," Luke said uneasily.

"Shut up you will!" Yoda yelled, breaking his concentration for a moment.

The X-wing slammed down on top of Luke.

Obi-wan appers, a look of horror on his face.

"That was our last hope!" he yelled.

"No, there is another," Yoda said.

"Cut! Someone call the medic!" George yelled.

 

LOL! Great! Here's another one:


(the scene in ANH)

Ben: You don't need to see his identification.

Stormtrooper: We don't?

Ben: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: They're not?

Ben: He can go about his business

Stormtrooper: He can?

GEORGE: Cut! Bob, those aren't your lines!

Bob: They're not?

GEORGE: D'OH!!!

 

ROTFLMAO

 

Thanks, Thespian!

Oh, so funny, you guys!! Particularly the: 'It made the story more interesting', 'Shut up, you will' and 'I don't? They're not?'

ROTFLACITCT! (rolls on the floor laughing and crashes into the computer table)

Sarah >^,,^<

 

Just found this thing ALL are really funny! Here's my trie
Vader: Luke VOLDEMORT is your father!
Luke: NOOOOO! wait a sec.. who's Voldemort?
Vader: No idea Iwas hopin you'd know..
Luke: Nope no idea...
George: Did you two even LOOK at the script?
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All right so it stinks.. sigh not good with bloo[pers oh well..

 

okay doke, i was just scanning this SW bloopers and i thought i would add a little bit to it...
Another variation to the ending of The Empire Srikes Back..

Vader=*Korpeh*"Luke...*korpeh*..I am your...*FART!*"

Luke="*cough* What was that?!" *cough,cough*

Vader="uh...It was you!!"

Luke= *cough!cough!choke!*"That's not true! That's impossible!"

Vader="Search your feeling Luke, you know it to be true!"

Luke then jumps off the edge to escape the horrifyingly disgusting smell!

 

That's hilarious! Gross, but hilarious!

 

the real ending of ROTJ...

~~~~~~
Luke, talking to the Ewoks

LUKE: My first order of business as a Jedi Master is to apoint a new sherrif to Endor. My friend, Lando Calrissian.

EWOKS: A black sherrif?!

LANDO: Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles!

~~~~~~~~~
VADER: Luke... Soy tu papa!

LUKE: Say what?

VADER: Soy tu papa! Didn't you ever take spanish, boy? arg... Mi hijo es muy stupido...

~~~~~~
Yes, that last one was stupid... just trying out my spanish.

 

LOL!!!
Hilarious!

 

LOL, Miana! Though I'm afraid I was abismal at spanish and was only able to get an inkling of what he was saying. [rueful_face]

Sarah >^,,^<

 

This is great...and what Darth Vader said was, "I'm your Dad" and "My son is very stupid!"

 

A friend of mine, Anakin Skywalker's Evil Cousin, also wrote a Star Wars parody for Bohemian Rapsody:

"BESPIN CLOUD CITY (ANAKIN'S THE PINNED WOES)"
to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody," by Queen

On some desolate planet with two suns, in a galaxy far, far away...

Verse OneObi-Wan)
Is this the living force, 'caused this catastrophe?
Caught with more problems, no escape from this tragedy.
What a demise, and now agonizing me. I'm just a Jedi, I get just apathy.
Because easy come, easy go; should've died, should've known.
Anakin's the pinned woes, shouldn't really be pinned on me, on me.

On Naboo...

Verse Two:
(Padmé)
Ani just killed a man.
Put a 'sabre 'bove his head, pulled it down and now he's dead.
(Obi-Wan)
Ani, turn has just begun, and now you've started down the path you take.
(Together)
Ani, oooh...
(Obi-Wan)
Don't mean to let you fry, if you don't stop this insane behavior,
Parry on, parry on, does no one really matter...?

Coruscant...

Verse Three:
(Jedi Council)
Too late, the time has come.
Send Ani down the pit, for the crimes that he commits.
Goodbye, everybody, he's got to go.
Got to leave the dark behind and face the truth.
(Padmé)
Ani, oooh...
(Obi-Wan)
Anakin's the pinned woes...
(Palpatine)
And I want his kids to die, I sometimes wish they'd never been born at all...
(all give Palpatine weird looks.)
(Palpatine)
(spoken) I have... something in the... oven...
(he leaves quickly. Everyone shrugs to each other.)

Again on the desolate, twin sun planet, in a miscellaneous cantina...

Verse Four:
(Luke)
I'm just a strange kid, nobody knows me.
(Bar Patron Chorus)
Thought it through, thought it through, will you do the deed and go?
Harvesting and storing, very, very boring, see.
Princess Leia! Princess Leia! Princess Leia! Princess Leia! Princess Leia, Han Solo!
(Everyone)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
(Luke)
I'm just a strange kid, from a strange family.
(BP Chorus)
He's just a strange kid from a strange family.
Leaving this life, this bland monotony.
(Luke)
Easy come, easy go, time for me to go.
(Obi-Wan)
Be Jedi!
(Owen & Beru)
No! We will not let you go!
(Luke)
Let me go!
(Obi-Wan)
Be Jedi!
(O. & B.)
No! We will not let you go!
(Luke)
Let me go!
(O. & B.)
We will not let you go!
(Luke)
Let me go!
O. & B.
We will not let you go!
(Luke)
Let me go!
(Everyone)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
(Luke)
Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, Uncle Owen, let me go!
Darth Vader has a devil of a fright for me, for me...

On Bespin Cloud City...

(Luke)
So you think you can leave me then enter my life?
So you think you can shove me and let me to die?
(Vader)
(spoken)I didn't-

On the Second Death Star...

(Palpatine)
Hey, hey, Ani, can't do this to me, Ani.
I should have got, just should have got of here.
(Vader)
All these royal problems, anyone can see,
They've gone beyond starting, now they've all gone and have killed me.
(Obi-Wan)
(Quiet, just his voice)Anakin's the pinned woes...

Later on Endor...

(all spoken)
(Vader)
Am not!
(Obi-Wan)
Are too!
(Vader)
Am not!
(Obi-Wan)
Are too!
(Vader)
Am-
(Yoda)
Stop this, you must! Annoying, you are; childishness must stop!
(Together)
Sorry.



I really like the Palpatine bit.

-Little Jedi-
MTFBWY

 

LOL! I'm not really clear on the tune for the Bohemian Rapsody (sp??), but I know enough of it to laugh hard!

Sarah >^,,^<

 

i don't know what the bohemian rhapsody (sp??) is but that is HILARIOUS!!!

 

part of bohemian rhapsody was in that one mountain dew commercial although the song itself has a few other tune changes.

 

Bohemian Rhapsody is the song in "Wayne's World" that they sing in the car. You know, "Oh, Mama mia, mama mia,
mama mia, let him go..."

 

I think Bohemian Rapsody is one of those songs that if you heard it you would recognise it.

I was lying awake last night when i came up with this lame attempt at humour:

ESB, THAT famous scene...

VADER: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...

LUKE: He told me enough! He told me that you killed him!

VADER: No, Luke. I am your father...

LUKE: (bursts out laughing) Oh yeah right! And i'll bet next you'll be telling me that Leia is my sister! And that my mother was a Queen! And that you were a slave! And that you built 3PO.... (Wipes tears away from his eyes)

VADER: I find your lack of faith disturbing.... (chokes Luke)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I can just picture it!

-Little Jedi-
MTFBWY

 

hahaha!

 

I loved that, LittleJedi! I can just see it...*breaks off in giggles*

 

heheheheheehhehehe!!

 

The whole Queen thing is great. As a fan of both SW and Queen, I can completely enjoy that.

 

That last one made me LOL!!! Here's another one:


(ROTJ scene when Luke has just cut off Vader's hand.)

Emperor: :: Good, good. (but when he approaches them, he trips and falls flat on his face for the fact that his shoe laces have been tied together.)

VADER AND LUKE: ::snickering evily::

GEORGE: DAVID!!! MARK!!!

(David Prowse and Mark Hamill look at each other)

MARK: Busted...

PALPATINE: Ouch...