Social ∋●∈ The Sith Academy ∋●∈ Welcome all new fans of the Dark Side!

*Arches eyebrow at @Kaleesh-Cyborg *

Does an apprentice have the authority to make an Underlord clean up?

 

*growls* It's a collaborated effort to make you look good. Besides, I have witnessed higher ranks than you partake in chores. Do not make me tag them and call down the thunder list them by name.

 

Repacks bait and sets spring traps throughout WNU Temple wing thread.

Sets acid pots and snares, covers up pits with rugs.

Just resetting all of the welcoming items for the new Sithlings.

 

Don't forget the swinging blades. Here. I'll sharpen them for you.
* Takes out whetstone and starts sharpening *

 

You are right how could I forget...

Gets rope and duct tape ready to go out encouraging younglings to join.

 

"Encouraging..."

 

*burns bakes cookies* What? It's bait for the traps.

 

* Wanders in and looks around *
We need some wildlife in here.
* Fetches a few snakes, a dozen or so spiders. Puts some crabs in the pond. *
Not enough...
* Wheels in a large cage with some albino tigers, male and female of course. And sprinkles catnip over the cage. *

 

*stealthily lets the tigers out and disappears*

 

*finds the tigers and feeds them to the rancors*

 

* finds the rancors and feeds them to the rathtars *

 

*finds Thunderous and fines him for harming an endangered species*

 

Now, now. The rancors need to eat too.

 

So do I. Your fine will be paying for my next ridiculously expensive nutrition-enriched smoothie.

 

That works!

 

*Lays out assorted treats, pastries, and cakes for new arrivals, all of which have black and blood red icing. Decorated in skulls.

*Taps fingers and waits...

You would think.. TLJ and Solo, along with BFII and a host of great books and comics would have spurred some influx of people...


*sighs

 

Not enough victories by the dark side in either film, unfortunately.

 

Prefaces statement with.... "Welcome New Users!!!!"

Right, but we usually see an uptick in joining and activity... I lean on the novels, games, and comics more than anything as I feel the meat of SW is truly there.

"So glad to see all the new users."

 

Maybe they've heard about the Wookiee and the...lavatory.

 

*Face palm

 

Word does get around. As does odor...

 

OK. The first post confused me. States this thread was locked?

 

I believe that’s still left over from the April Fool’s prank? At least I think it is...

 

Get with the times, @DarthIshyZ !

So we are not locked. This is an open house complete with a Dark Side selection of cookies and other refreshments. We welcome you, weary travelers. Go dark or become one with the Force go home.