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Lady Belligerent. Tomorrow is the last day. Back to Italy Saturday night.

Genius!!!
PS. Feed the Entropious, tuppence a bag.


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I remember when my great white rat disappeared one day. My younger self spent the whole day searching, only to find it sleeping under bedcovers on one of the beds. Thankfully domestic rats are clean. The problem with looking for it at floor-level though was that they can climb. That red-eyed demon could really perplex you at times. Perhaps your cat similarly climbed out of existence... I mean climbed somewhere you haven't looked?

 

He can barely walk a straight line, let alone climb anything

 

That is a real shame. Aging and sickness really is wasteful. Shame on you, nature...

 

Here is my task, Darth Dreawar :

After much thought and foresight, I have a blueprint of my future here in the Sith Empire.
I see myself training Apprentices once I am ready and continuing on my way as a Warrior. I desire to recruit new Peons and fight the light of the Jedi. I see myself going on missions for the Sith and spreading our justice to the galaxy. I do wish to spend time on missions for sometime after my apprenticeship ends before becoming a Master to someone. I do see great development in our Empire as more and more members come to join us and I would like to help continue increasing our numbers. I do not foresee myself becoming a member of the Senate although I would not mind putting some of my wording/writing/diplomatic talent to use for the Empire if needed.
Perhaps as time proceeds, I will find a special role to play for the Empire's good.

 

*punches a slave to the ground, then whips him over and over with Charlie until the slave is jittering and frothing due to the electric poison*

 

That was sudden. *runs for the door*

 

Have no fear, Apprentice. I would not incure your Master's wrath. *smiles menacingly*

*kicks the still frothing slave*

 

AHHHHHHH. Let go of meeeeeeeee. *pushes Entropius away which resolves in a bitten finger*

 

Yeah, sure. I've seen them fawn over him.

 

Lol. *sigh* I have to clean and do schoolwork tonight. al my friends are having fun :'(

 

yeah character for little orphan Annie...

 

*Starts singing "Its a Hard- Knock Life" while whipping the slave with Charlie to keep the beat*

 

No wonder the slaves hate me, Moonspun... I start parties in here and you're the DJ...

 

OMG! The Return of the Jedi Shakespeare-style! Found in a bookshop this morning...

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Yeah it's really nice. I wanted to get it... but I didn't
By the way. It's a real book, with the plot of ROTJ rewritten in Shakespearean style.

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I flicked through it and was great! Quite incomprehensible from time to time but a lot of fun! Maybe in the future I'll try finding it online. Perhaps the entire trilogy, it should be available.

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