What the...? Obi/Qui PART 2/2 UPDATED JAN 26, 03!*!*!

Author: Padawan Jess Kenobi
Title: What the...?
Rating: PG, JA, Obi/Qui
Disclaimor: I make no money off this, but George does. Life for him is grand, isn't it?
Summary: A sort of sequel to an Interesting Day. Yes, I know that the title is horrible, but live with it





Obi-Wan cautiously opened the door to the Kenobi/Jinn residence. Obi-Wan Kenobi was padawan to Qui-Gon Jinn. Obi-Wan looked around quickly before running to his room, carrying a bundle. Qui-Gon heard his padawan enter and called out to him ?Hello Obi-Wan! Could you come and give me a little help with the cooking??

Obi-Wan grimaced behind his closed door. ?If your going to cook, Master, you need more than a little help!? Obi-Wan loved Qui-Gon like a father, he really did. He looked up to his Master and respected him even more than Master Yoda! But there was one thing that his Master couldn?t do.

Qui-Gon Jinn couldn?t cook if his life depended on it. Obi-Wan had no problem telling his Master, that he couldn?t even boil water. Obi-Wan rolled his eyes and was glad that he ate a bit more at lunch today. He put the bundle in the closet, keeping the door slightly open and ran to the kitchen.

Obi-Wan entered the kitchen and barely contained his laughter. Qui-Gon had on a floral apron with the words ?Don?t bother the chief, I?m eggs-austed? on it. Resting on his head was a chief?s hat, the kind that people wear when they think they cook well.

?Nice outfit, Master.? Obi-Wan said sarcastically.

Qui-Gon looked a bit embarrassed, but then regained his calm facade ?My clothes represent and duplicate those that the professional culinary artists prefer.? Obi-Wan just stared at him for a couple seconds before pickling up a pan and sniffed it, gagging.

?Master, what is this....choice of food?? Obi-Wan asked nervously as the stirring fork got caught in the contents of the meal.

?That, my padawan, is what we like to call Roasted Bantha Stew.? Qui-Gon poured the contents in a bowl, and Obi-Wan watched, aghast, as the ?stew? plopped out in all one piece. ?Master, you?re not going to make me eat that...stuff are you??

Qui-Gon looked at his apprentice seriously. ?Yes, padawan you will eat all of it.?

Obi-Wan looked up in horror. ?Please tell me there is a way out of this! I?ll confess to anything! I...started the food fight last week, I was the one that lightsabered your favorite plant in half, I ate the goldfish...?

Qui-Gon stopped him short, ?Padawan, you ATE the goldfish!?

Obi-Wan looked sheepish, ?Master, you can?t expect me to eat that combination of ingredients you claim that you cook, can I??

Qui-Gon looked indignant ?there is nothing wrong with my cooking, Obi-Wan.?

Obi-Wan snorted, unconvinced. ?Master, you poured me a glass of WATER, that was BURNT!?

?That only happened once padawan. I said I was sorry!? Qui-Gon raised his voice slightly, but then an idea came to him and he smiled mischievously. ?You will eat what I cook, unless of course you would rather eat with Padawan Jenny Opinfros.? Jenny was a bit older than Obi-Wan but she was VERY obsessed with the young and handsome Jedi.

Obi-Wan went white and started to quickly bustle around, ?My, Master, you look tired. I?ll finish cooking for you. Here let me set the table for you. Go sit in the living room, here?s a good book, learn some new words.? He ushered Qui-Gon out of the kitchen, not noticing the smile of satisfaction that crossed the Jedi Master?s face.

Obi-Wan silently cursed to himself as he finished off the cooking. //How can I eat this?// He thought to himself //I mean, the spoon gets stuck in the soup for Force sake!// He decided to be brave and try a bit. After a couple seconds of Force enhancing his strength to get the spoon out, he cautiously swallowed a bit....and almost threw it back up!! It was the most disgusting thing he had ever tasted! He ran to the refrigerator unit to find something to drink to get the taste out of his mouth.

?Everything okay padawan?? Qui-Gon Jinn called from the common room.

?Um. Yeah! Everythin

 

ROTFLMBO!!
I ate the Goldfish' LOL )

Oh man, sounds a tad like the commerical with the little kid being chased around the house. Mom hot on his heels, FInally grabs him, the boy spits out a goldfish into the glass of water in her hand. Saying "WHy do you have to do that?"

 

Whoah Jess! When did you post this? Really funy and cute as it was the first time.

 

That was cute! I can't believe Obi-Wan ate the goldfish.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Jauhzmynn:Thanks lol@ The commercial. I've never seen that before, but it sounds really funny!

Wild_Huntress: Thanks. When did I post this? [face_mischeif] I'm not telling...

Cascadia: Cascadia? *jaw drops* Wow! I am SUCH a fan of your work!
Thanks. Who knows what goes on in young Obi-Wan's mind when he isn't being tortured!

Jenny_The_Jedi_Girl:Erm... does that mean you found it humorous?

This is the last post. Really short fic, eh? Oh and there is a slight referance to this fics sequel "An Interesting Day" but you don't need to read it to understand. Although it would be nice...







Dinner went worse he could have fathomed. In attempt to remove his spoon from the glue like material, he used all the strength he and the Force could provide. When he finally got the spoon out, the pressure from all his tugging, made the spoon with the food in it, go flying and hit his Master right smack in the head. After the painful objective of removing the soup from the Jedi Master?s head, Obi-Wan had to use all of his self control just to stop himself from throwing up.

Qui-Gon frowned when he heard words that Obi-Wan shouldn?t even have heard of, come from the boy?s mouth. ?Obi-Wan.? He said sternly ?Keep up that behavior and I?ll have you eating soap!? He mentally smirked at the threat of punishment he had enstiled in his padawan. //Did I just imagine that smile?// Qui-Gon thought to himself, for when he said ?or you?ll be eating soap? he could have sworn he saw his padawan smile, even for a split second.

Obi-Wan stopped smiling as soon as he saw his Master?s dissaproving look. //Soap would probably taste better than this junk.// He thought to himself, taking special care to sheild this particular thought.

Ten minutes later, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gob had finished their food. //Thank the Force// he thought to himself. Out loud he said ?Master, may I please have a peice of toast...ooops, uh. Never mind.? They used to have a toaster. A couple of weeks ago, the toaster had been unintentially destroyed by a certain Jedi Padawan. Obi-Wan laughed nervously. They still hadn?t gotten a new toaster yet. Qui-Gon gave him an evil glare. He did the dishes and cleaned up. He then went to his room.

He closed the door, and opened his closet. He took out the small bundle out of the closet. He opened it up and smiled happily. The object whined loudly. So loudly that , unfortunatly, Qui-Gon could hear it from a room away. Qui-Gon looked up from his book, and decided to check out the noise. Well, it was coming from his padawan?s room. He entered the room and saw Obi-Wan,the picture of innocence, smiling sheepishly holding a small brown puppy in his arms.

Qui-Gon smiled at the cute site and turned around to exit the room. //It?s so nice that he loves that dog.// He stopped aruptly on the middle of the room and turned around slowly, eventually facing a nervous looking Obi-Wan. ?Obi-Wan,? he asked slowly, ?we don?t have a dog. So who, ?he pointed at the tiny animal ?is that??

Obi-Wan was at a loss for words. He hadn?t expected Qui-Gon to find out so quickly!
?Er...? he moved his hand slightly ?you didn?t see anything. This is not a dog that you see here.?

Qui-Gon smiled inwardly ?Padawan, did you just try to mind trick me??

Obi-Wan answered honestly, ?Yes Master, yes I did.?

?And did it work??

?No, Master, no it didn?t.?

Qui-Gon rubbed the bridge of his nose. ?Where did that dog come from?? He asked.

?Well, remember when I went into town today? Well, while I was being chased by Padawan Opinfros, I had happened to trip over this dog here.? He lifted the pants of his tunic to his knee, to show the scar from his fall to Qui-Gon, then launched back into his story.

?So, after I tripped down the hill,? Qui-Gon?s mouth dropped open //He tripped down a HILL?// ?and from some bout of coincidence, I landed in an alleyway. I heard some guys talking. It seemed they had captured the Princ

 

Very cute ending. I loved the interaction between them.

 

This was great Jess. So cute... But why'd you change the ending?

 

Cascadia: Thanks a lot, Cascadia

Huntress:Thanks.Why did I change the ending? I dunno, I just thought it sounded strange...

 

Erm... up?

 

Just upping all my fics