Before - Legends Fic: When Jedi Meet Middle Earth (Humor) (O/Q/L/A)

Title: When Jedi Meet Middle Earth

By: PT and TrinityTheSheDevil

Rating: PG- For Humor?

Disclaimer: We do not own Star Wars or LOTR?If we did do you
really
think we would be here..J

Feedback: Of Course?.Ya know we need to get our fix in once in
awhile.

Archive: MC site, JC boards, My
site..http://journalsofthejedi.homestead.com/enter.html
and Trinity?s site www.elfcastleinthesky.net.tc


Notes: Ok this story was written by the two of us?and started
when we
were talking about a friends screen name and Trinity said something
like, ? I imagine Estel welding a light saber fighting Orcs,?
and
thus When Jedi meet?

***

Aragorn and Legolas were slowly making their way through the forest,
patrolling the boarders of Rivendell for any Orcs that maybe be
hiding in the woods. Legolas had planned to come to Rivendell to
relax, but that was not to be the case.

Legolas sighed as he watched the advancing Orcs. Why, oh why, did
this happen to him?! He never got in trouble before he met Aragorn.
The human was a trouble magnet.

He idly wondered while watching an advancing Orc if he should just
string Aragorn up from a tree and let whatever enemies have at him.

Aragorn watched the Orc came closer. Smiling to him self, he pulled
out his new sword. He waited until the Orc got closer and then hit
the button. With a snap-hiss the blue blade sprung from the tube.

?Come and get us now you evil foul smelling thing,? Aragorn
cried.

Legolas raised an eyebrow as he watched his friend wave his fire-
stick. Shooting an Orc in the back, his eyebrows raised even further
when the fire-stick cut an offending Orc in half. Whatever sort of
weapon his friend was using, he wondered if he could get one
specially made.

Maybe with nice Mirkwood runes caved into a brown hilt, and a nice
green blade, he thought to himself.

Aragorn watched as the Orc fell to the ground in two halves. He
turned and saw Legolas looking at his blade and smiled in
satisfaction. He could tell by the look in his friends eyes that he
wanted one. Deciding to play with his friend some, Aragorn waved the
blade around making sweeping strokes.

?Isn?t it pretty my elven friend,? Aragorn asked.

Legolas absent-mindedly nodded while reaching a finger out to touch
the blade. He quickly drew his hand back when his finger felt the
searing heat.

"OW!" Sticking the hurt finger in his mouth, he glared at the blade
and pouted. "So, what do you call this sort of weapon, mellon nin?
And what is this fire-stick? Some sort of evil from Sauron, sent to
deceive you, and when you're asleep it turns itself on and cuts your
head off?!" Legolas was all but yelling.

Aragorn looked at his friend with a grin on his face. He could tell
that his friend was scared as well as interested in this new weapon.
But he knew he had better calm his friend down before every Orc in
Rivendell came upon them.

?I know not where this came from. I awoke one morning to find
this
lying were my sword used to be with a note that said, ?Please
keep
this safe until its owners comes and reclaims it.? I hit the
button
and nearly killed my self, but thanks to my grace I managed to dodge
the end. But lets just say one of Ada?s scrolls wasn?t as
lucky,?
Aragorn said.

Legolas nodded again, and reached out towards the weapon. After
getting permission, he took the weird weapon into his hands. Pressing
the button, he jumped at the blade turned on. Swinging it around a
couple of times, he smiled. The weapon was very light, and 10 time
more powerful than any sword or dagger he'd seen. Doing another
turn, he laughed at the "schwing" sound, and winced as he almost took
Aragorns head off.

Handing it back to a now glaring Aragorn, Legolas decided to find out
where exactly that weapon came from. Imagine an army of Elves with
fire-blades. Orcs wouldn't stand a chance! That is.....of
course.....if the elves didn't accid

 

That was HILARIOUS!! Can't... stop... laughing. The figure looked at the elf in confusion, and pulled back his hood.
Legolas gasped in shock at the site before him. There stood a human
whose beauty rivaled his own. Oh this can not do. No human shall look
prettier then me. He must be evil and must be destroyed. *dies laughing* And then "I Am your father" thing... I never even suspected the ending!! That was amazing! Please write more soon!

 

Cute!

 

LOLz! Great story. Though i love Legolas, I realize he is androgynous looking...hee hee.


Will someone please read and comment on my story? =-(

 

love this!

 

Bwahahaha!!!!

I am your father, LOL!!!!

Nice one, PT.

 

too funny I loved it.

 

PT- You're silly!

 

**gasp, wheeze**

PT you are toooooo funny. I never knew you wrote comedy. Keep it up

 

Will.............. post............... later.............. when..................... can.................... breath............... to................. funny................... for...................... words..............

 

I have to admit to being a little hesitant to continue after the first couple of paragraphs, but... oh, that was funny. YOu sort of crammed everything from Star WArs into that except the "I have a bad feeling about this!" line...

Excellently done. Let me know when the sequel happens.

Just Jill

 

crammed everything from Star WArs into that except the "I have a bad feeling about this!" line...

Bet she gets it into the sequel though.

There IS going to be a sequel isn't there PT?

.....Flash

 

Yes there will be more..as soon as I get over being sick and my partner in crime shows up we shall write..


PT

 

YES!!!!

*exsaults*

THERE WILL BE MORE!!!!