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Before - Legends Babysitting in a Bar (Obi,Qui/ humor)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by PatttyB0123, Jul 6, 2003.

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  1. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Title:Babysitting in a Bar
    Author(s):patttyB0123
    Timeframe: JA
    Characters: Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon
    Genre: humor
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    Summary:Qui-Gon ended babysitting an initiated kid against his will. Guess who the unfortunate initiated little kid was.
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    The padawan was not happy about being stuck in the temple all by herself, babysitting little initiate Obi-Wan Kenobi. The boy was only four year old and the Jedi Council already had punished him many times. Obi-Wan was grounded that day after he called Master Yoda "the green droll". The padawan's master was out visiting the zoo with the rest of the initiates.

    "Well, today was my day off and what happens? I am here with mister Kenobi". She looked down at the little boy, who was sitting on the floor playing with some rocks.

    Then she remembered who would have been the perfect candidate to watch the little one. She smiled maliciously.

    "Obi-Wan, do you want to spend your day with a real Jedi Knight?"

    The boy looked perplexed.

    "But Nanny Gagia is a Jedi Night".

    "Yeah, but I mean a real one".

    Obi-Wan happily jumped from the floor, "Yeah, I loveee!"

    "Well, mister Kenobi", then she gently grabbed Obi-Wan's hand and led him out of the room.

    Qui-Gon was ready to lay down after working out with his padawan Xanatos, when he heard
    somebody else knocking on the door.

    "Yes, come in", Qui-Gon sighed.

    "Hi master Qui-Gon, I need some help, would you help me out?"

    "Yes, of course", said Qui-Gon without looking at her.

    "Thanks", Then she pushed the boy to master Qui-Gon. "Watch him, bye!"

    "Hey, no, padawan Suaz!" Qui-Gon furiously called, but she could not hear him because she left the room so rapidly.

    Then Qui-Gon heard a little cry. His voiced had scared the little one, who was now crying desperately on the floor.
    Qui-Gon kneeled in front of the boy. "I am sorry. I am not mad at you".

    The boy sobbed, cleaning his tears with his hands.

    "What do you want to do? And what is your name?"

    The boy smiled at him. "My name is Ogi-Wan Benobi".

    Qui-Gon hardly could understand the boy's name, so he decided to call him Obi. "Sounds like Obi, yeah I'll call him Obi...".

    Then master Wis-Jou showed out, "Are you ready master Qui-Gon?"

    "Ready?"

    "Yes, we have a mission in the lower grounds of Coruscant, did you forget?"

    "No, I remember, but I cannot go because I am babysitting him", said Qui-Gon, pointing to the little boy.

    "I wanna go, maste Gui-Gon, pleeeease?"

    "Sorry, Obi, but this a dangerous mission".

    Then Master Qui-Gon rubbed his shin. "Maybe we can use him".

    "We need to look mean and dangerous". He looked down at the boy who smiled to him.

    The two Jedis changed their clothes into civilian clothes appropriated for their mission except for the boy, who still was wearing the initiated tunic.

    "Let me give to you an old gray shirt and brown trousers, little one, so you can pass for a normal kid".

    "But I am normal, master Gui-Gon".

    "No, Obi, you are a normal kid inside the temple, but outside you are special one" the master smiled to the boy.

    "Okay, master Gui-Gon".

    Several minutes later, the three Jedi were outside the temple. They started walking by the road, when Qui-Gon looked down at the boy realizing that they boy still looked if he was an angelic little kid.

    "We need something else to make you looks like a dangerous kid", Qui-Gon searched the streets with them for a pile of mud, or dirt, until he found a pile of exceptionally dirty, smelly dirt.

    "Well, Mister Obi, I want you to roll over in the pile of dirt!"

    The boy looked down at the pile of dirt. "But nana would be mad with me..."

    "You want to be in the mission?"

    "Yes I wanna!"

    "So?..."

    "All right", Then the boy started rolling over the pile the dirt. Several transients stopped wondering what kind of insane type of a parent that kid had.

    "Now let's go to the tavern".

    The three Jedi arrived at the tavern. The place was noisy and the
     
  2. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well, any feed back?
     
  3. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well, I know is boring, and nobody like it.
     
  4. Womprat_Queen

    Womprat_Queen Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 5, 2002
    Mildly amusing :D Keep on writing!
     
  5. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Thanks Womprat_Queen.
     
  6. jeanieofnv

    jeanieofnv Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This is too cute! So what other kind of trouble can our little Obi get into with the grown ups? :D
     
  7. Arwen-Jade_Kenobi

    Arwen-Jade_Kenobi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Feb 9, 2002
    Great job, made me smile!!
     
  8. Siri_Ruane

    Siri_Ruane Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 13, 2003
    I love it! [face_laugh] That ending is sweet! :p
     
  9. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    jeanieofnvThis is too cute! So what other kind of trouble can our little Obi get into with the grown ups?

    Many many. Sometimes little ones are like tape record machine. Well when they are little.

    Arwen-Jade_Kenobi made me smile!!

    Thanks I was so sad when I posted this story. I am glad that made you smile.

    Siri_RuaneI love it! That ending is sweet!
    Thanks I was not so sure about the ending. I was planning to let the Jedis find her leaving from the room, but well, I changed my mind. thanks.


     
  10. Agent_Jaid

    Agent_Jaid Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Feb 21, 2003
    *just laughs*

    Oh! Oh!

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Then Obi looked at her. "You are hot Siri" smacking the girl?s back.

    I loved that line in particular. :D

    Now if Siri knew just how hot he'd eventually be..... *halo hovers*

     
  11. jedishellyskywalker

    jedishellyskywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    That was soooo good! When Obi copied how that man was behaving at dinner, I had tears in my eyes, I was laughing so hard!!! Keep it up!
     
  12. kimbilili-k-s

    kimbilili-k-s Jedi Youngling star 2

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    it was amusing...keep on going... :) Obi-Wan is one cute little guy!
     
  13. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Thanks I will giving a better reply tonight to everybody. I am typing from work.
    Thanks.
     
  14. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    thanks Agent_Jaid *halo hovers* [face_laugh]

    thanks jedishellyskywalker My little brother loves do the same thing. 8-} he copies :D



    thanks kimbilili-k-s
    Yeah little Obi is always cute 8-}

     
  15. diamond_pony2002

    diamond_pony2002 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 6, 2002
    That was so funny! Obi talkin and actin like a junky! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oh! diamond I am glad that you bring this story up. Thanks that you like it.

    Wow you was here. In the before the saga.

    There another two Obi's funny stories here and case some day you see.

    Both are called "The gambler padawam I, and the gambler padawan II"

    Thanks.
     
  17. Jedi_Silver

    Jedi_Silver Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mar 23, 2002
    LOL!

    I loved it Great job!!!!!!!!! :)
     
  18. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hi Jedi_Silver Nice to see you here. Thank you.
     
  19. Xanatos_son_of_Crion

    Xanatos_son_of_Crion Jedi Youngling star 2

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    LOL! [face_laugh]

    Awsome!!! Are you going to write more viggies?

    :) Please?
     
  20. PatttyB0123

    PatttyB0123 Former RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Thank you Xanatos_son_of_Crion I am glad tha you like the story. Not for now. I am working in four stories in the same time. Still sometime yes.
     
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