River Bank FIC: River Bank Man (humor)

Okay, let me explain. Do to several requests, I have decided to start posting my River Banks series of whacky mini fics to this forum. Most of them are based on inside jokes between myself and some of my fellow writer friends. (BL, JP, Sio, Katie and Telly.)

So, if ya don't understand all these? Don't worry. I write them and I still don't understand them.

The entire series can also be found on my site!

This one is being posted for Brenda, Da Mas. Get well soon Mas! I miss ya!



Title: River Bank Man
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: George owns em, no money is made here!
Archive: Sorry guys, I would rather ya not archive this series! Thanks!

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River Bank Man
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Obi: Um...Master?

Qui: Yes, padawan?

Obi: Have you been to the river since we arrived on the planet?

Qui: No, not yet. Why do you ask?

Obi: There is a strange human down there screaming at people.

Qui: How so Obi-wan?

Obi: I dont understand it...he's just standing there yelling No at anyone who walks by.

Qui: Does he look sane?

Obi: I guess so, actually he kinda looks like me. Same height, same color eyes and hair, same build. His hair is a bit longer though. He has quite the lung capacity.

Qui: Something else you two share.

Obi: He's very annoying, makes me want to stuff socks in his mouth. Every time I walked by....he screams again...I dont get it.

Qui: He only says NO! and then walks off?

Obi: No, it more like this, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! And he doesn't leave, he stays where he is. I heard him mumbling something about a mountain man who insists on spinning constantly on the mountain till he loses his lunch over the side. I didnt see any mountain man master. All I saw was this guy screaming at people.

Qui: How long has he been there?

Obi: All day as far as I know. Maybe longer. He kinda stinks, I think he's been swimming in the river.

Qui: Perhaps he's drunk?

Obi: Dont think so master. I do think they need to post a sign though. 'Beware Of River Bank Whacko. Approach River At Your Own Risk. Bring Socks.' You should go see him.

Qui: I will take your word for it.

Obi: Okay, but if you accidently end up near the river...be careful. He's kinda sneaky sometimes. Will catch you by suprise. And don't say I didnt warn you.

And so the legend of river bank ewan continues to this day, following in the footsteps of the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. Add to that list....River Bank Ewan.

END

 

LOL! That's really clever Obi the Kid! Please post more of these!

 

Obi,
HAHAHAHA!!!! I'm so glad you posted it. Post the rest.

JP

 

LOL! Very funny, Obi the Kid!

 

More to come...soon!

 

YES! You finally posted this! WOOOOOOOOHOOOO!!!

 

I knew you'd like that Mariah!! You are one of the reasons I did!! Thanks!

 

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Really? COOL! Now I gotta check to see if you added any like you said you would!

Edit: *whine* You didn't!

 

Not yet...i have one ready to go up on the site..very soon! Hopefully this week. Hopefully!!

 

*claps hands* Yay! !!!!

 

Happy!!! Up!

 

Ok that was funny but a little wierd.

 

HA!! They get weirder! Trust me!

 

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LMFAO!!!! UP!

 

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