Mini FIC: Down by the Riverside (the second in the River Bank humor series)

Here's another in the series...read at your own risk!!!



Title: Down by the Riverside (River Bank series, chapter 2)
Author: Obi the Kid
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: George owns em!! no money is made here.
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Down by the Riverside
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Obi: Master? Where are we going?

Qui: To see your twin at the river.

Obi: Oh...okay.

(now at the river)

Ewan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Qui: Uh, excuse me young man, what the hell seems to be your problem?

Ewan: This is my job.

Qui: To yell at people?

Ewan: Yes sir. If you have a problem with that, then LEAVE!!! And I will tell you this ONE TIME ONLY...Stay away from the damn river...STAY AWAY!!!

Qui: Wui?

Ewan: Just look at it. Must you ask a question like that?

Obi: Ewwww, Master look...it's all brown and nasty...and ewwww, there are green chunks in it...no wonder he's standing here yelling at people.

Qui: Obi-wan, get away from the edge. You fall in and I am NOT coming after you. Here, chew on this!!

Obi: Um...master? This is a bone.

Qui: Yes, I know it's a bone. Actually it's called a bunny bone...good for tartar control.

Obi: I think the smell has gone to your head.

(Qui turns his attention back to the river man.)


Qui: So young man, who told you to stand here and yell at everyone?

Ewan: He did...that man spinning on the mountain.

Qui: Ah, so thats the mysterious spinning mountain man...wui is he spinning?

Ewan: I'm not sure, but he sings too. Something about hills being alive...he spins and sings for a bit and when he gets dizzy enough, he leans over the side...best to be on the lookout for falling debris when he does that....

Obi: Master? I wanna go home. I don't feel very well.

Qui: Did you chew that bone?

Obi: Yes

Qui: And?

Obi: It bit me.

Qui: You know what that means?

Obi: No, what?

Qui: Angst.

Obi: Angst?

Qui: And mush to follow...I think you need a hug.

Obi: This is a strange planet. Can we go see the guy on the mountain?

Qui: Maybe, I have some questions for him.

Obi: Master? I really don't feel well. I am seeing lights flashing in front of me....

Ewan: Are they blue?

Obi: Yes

Ewan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

END

 

LM*AO! Where's chapter 1? could I skip searching through your past posts, go to FFn and it'd be there???

 

I take it you found the first chapter? HA!!

There are lots of these, I am starting from the beginning and will be postint all of them. If you want to cheat and read the others that are already done..they are all on my website.

I have a bran new one that I hope to post on my site today...wont be posted here for a bit! Glad ya like em!

 

*laughs* very...weird!!! and cool!

 

Weird is a good description!

Mariah? If you are reading this...go see the newest that I just put up on my site!

 

I love River Boy! *perks head up* What was that!? WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! *runs to OTK's site with the Force*

Edit: ROFLOL! "Hug county"!

"Obi: Hey Master? Look? That sign says, ?Welcome to Hug County. We Embrace Your Presence.? WOW!! It?s says ?Embrace.? I am
gonna like this town.

Qui: This is gonna be a long mission."

I will spoil no more....BUT I LOVE IT!

 

UP! I say! UP!

 

LOL!!!!!

 

Somehow Mariah...I knew you'd enjoy that one!

 

UP!

 

*eyes narrow* Do you support Snore--Er, Gore? Loved the "If you take the T out of Tush" line!

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Oh...yes on the Snore part!

 

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Can I review this and Hunger Pains at my review corner? I promise good ratings.

 

Sure!!!! Where is your review corner?

Help yourself!

 

Thanks! Here's the link to my story corner!
http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=1617696&start=1620767