Mini-fic: Weird Things Happen (River Bank Series)

Title: Weird Things Happen
Author: Obi the Kid
Disclaimer: George owns em. No money is made here.
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Weird Things Happen
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Obi: Master, I am glad we are home. That planet was scary. I don't know what was worse, watching the mountain guy spin, the river boy yell, or Master Bren go insane.

Qui: Master Bren did not go insane padawan. She simply ended the life of a sith.

Obi: Whatever you say Master. But I am going to watch what I say around her. She's dangerous.

Qui: Speaking of your Astro-Physics teacher, here she comes now.

Obi: You know you like her.

Qui: Shut up Obi-Wan. Master Bren, good to see you again. You look...um...well.

Bren: Shut up Stretch. I am ticked. Don't mess with me today.

Qui: Is there a problem?

Bren: Yes. A sithly problem.

Obi: Master Bren, I thought you got rid of that one.

Bren: I did young Kenobi. But now I have another problem.

Qui: Can I help in any way?

Bren: Would you like to play sniper for me?

Qui: Uh...no...not really. What wrong?

Bren: HER.

Qui: Ah, any relation to HIM?

Bren: She will die.

Obi: Told you she's flipped Master.

Bren: HER has taken over this floor. SHE has decided that all the classrooms will be moved. And because I was never on HIM's good list, SHE is going to move me to the room next to the bathroom.

Obi: Oh man, that is bad. Do you hear the sounds that come out of there?

Bren: Not to mention the lovely STENCH. THIS will NOT happen. I have given to much of myself to this damn Order to be treated like this. SHE must die. But how?

Obi: That river did a damn good job on that other guy.

Qui: Watch your mouth padawan. Master Bren, perhaps you should take this up with the proper authorites?

Bren: I have tried that Qui, they will die as well.

Qui: Okay. Well, I don't have any advice for you on this one. But...um...

(The attention was diverted by the site of a headless man, wielding a lightsaber, chasing a tiny head that was rolling down the corridor.)

Head: Um....could someone help me here....my body is chasing me.

Obi: Master? Why do weird things always happen when we are around?

Qui: I don't know, but look at him roll.

Obi: I bet that hurts. Especially rolling over and over, his face getting smacked around on the floor like that. OW!!! Right over the grate.

Bren: Forget the rolling head....HER is here...I feel a disturbance in the force.

Obi: Um...okay. Master, how can that headless guy see where he is going, without a head?

Qui: He is using the force padawan. The force works in mysterious ways.

Obi: I think I need a drink.

Bren: Hehehe....there SHE is....the sith must die....the sith must die....

Head: Um...HELLO? PEOPLE? Can you do something about this problem here. Stop him please, he wants to kill me?

Obi: That's it...I ain't ever gonna be able to sleep again. Master? Mush? Now?

Qui: No padawan, we have a more serious problem, Master Bren is going to kill that woman.

Obi: No, she's gonna get the headless guy to do it. Look!

(Indeed the headless man was now running after HER. Several times, the saber just missing her head.)

Obi: He's trying to behead her. Maybe he wants a new head for his headless body.

Qui: I need a drink.

Obi: I get one first. Uh oh...No, Master, not again. These death scenes are very bad for my young eyes. The saber, right thru her middle. SHE is gonna die. I require mush.

Qui: What is with you and this mush. I gave you a hug 5 days ago.

Bren: HA HA HA HA HA!!! SHE is dead. Thank you headless man.

Head: Oh, sure. Thank him. WHAT ABOUT ME? You think it's easy to roll around like this. And what the hell does AEO mean? My body tells me that AEO will be my replacement.

Obi: Master? Mush?

Qui: You know Obi-Wan, things are beginning to get weird around here. Perhaps mush would make everything better.

Obi: You mean it?

Bren: For crying out loud Qui, hug the poor kid. I have business to attend to. Hey Head...you want to scare the cra

 

LOL! As funny as always, OTK!

 

"Hey Head...you want to scare the crap out
of someone for me? Can you make your eyes turn red? I have this competition with Master Sio....and you see...well....she
eats dinner about this time...do you think you could...."

ROFLOL! I STILL love this fic!!!!!

 

hehehe!! Thanks guys!

 

Obi the Kid you have done it again sent me ROTFLOL!

 

LOL!!!
Obi: Master? Why do weird things always happen when we are around?

Qui: I don't know, but look at him roll.

I couldn't stop laughing at that!!!

 

soooooooooooooo funny lol

 

It sure is fun at La La land! Can't wait till Qui and Obi come to vist.

 

HAHAHA! you guys crack me up!

 

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