Womp Rats at a Jedi Temple (Humor)

Disclaimer: George owns his stuff, Wolfie + Sloane are mine.

Some of you may have seen this before either here (whern I posted the title wrong, ahhh) or on ff.net.
Well here it is again. I'm hoping to set up a round robin set when they Womp Rats return to cause havoc on the temple.

Here it is. Enjoy!
Wolfie looked at the little herd of womp rats, to be more precise ,
kindergarten womp rats. She did not want to be here, she would prefer to be
in double math, then be here. But hell she was here and hating every minute of
it.

It was the annual "Draco school" fieldtrip . Every year it ended in disaster
and the last two years her younger sister was the cause of that disaster.
That was why Wolfie was made go along this year. Her sister, Sloane, really
wanted to go this year and to make it worse, this year's fieldtrip was to
The Jedi Temple. The only way Sloane would be let go to the Temple would be
if her Mother went too.

Wolfie sighed again. Her Mother wasn't able to go this year, lucky for
Sloane. So Wolfie was bribed into going instead. Her Mother threatened that
if she didn't accompany Sloane, there was a minus 100 percentage of a chance
she would be allowed out on her date on Saturday. So here she was outside
the gates of the school, waiting for the transport to pick them up.

When she had contacted the school to say she would be going along instead
she'd seen the principle pale visibly. But the joke was on her.
"Would you mind, very much, wearing the School colours?" the principle
asked sweetly.
Wolfie's jaw nearly hit the ground. No way was she wearing that, pink plaid
was not the sort of thing she wore. She glanced around and got a pointed glance
from her mother and sickly sweet look from her sister.
"Y-Yes" ,Wolfie stammered. She didn't see why she had to wear the stupid
uniform, Wolfie hadn't gone to the school in years and hadn't meant to
repeat the experience quite so soon. So the night before she'd spent all her
time looking for the evil material ,they called a uniform ,to wear.

Now here she was outside the gates of the school, waiting for the
transport to pick them up. Tugging at the material she made a disgusted face.

"19,20,21,22,23,24,25. Okay everyone aboard" one of the teachers shouted.

Wolfie watched the womp rats board one by one, seeing her sister's blonde
hair she glared at it. "If you do anything, anything at all, to ruin this
I will kill you" she promised silently. As if she heard her ,Sloane turned
round just at that point and grinned mischievously. Sloane knew exactly what
Wolfie was thinking and she was going to have a good time, no matter how
much her sister glared at her.

The trip to the temple was surprisingly uneventful, no one got sick but as
far as she knew the brats always left that for the way home and it always had
to be all at the same time. What made it more suspicious was that Sloane group
of friends always managed not to get sick, which made Wolfie think that maybe
Sloane was tampering with the food. But she couldn't be that evil, could she?
Wolfie pondered this thought for a moment,7 year old kindergarten yeah she
could be that evil. Shuddering Wolfie began to think of the various evil jobs
Sloane could have, Axe Murderer, Teacher, Dentist ,bounty hunter. Sloane just
had that look about her. Pure innocence ready to turn on you.

Wolfie glanced around her as the womp rats fell out of the transport.
At least one or two of her friends had being made go a long as well including
Rans Slane. One of the cutest guys she knew or didn't know.

"Okay yelled the Principal, Ms Whiner, You are all to be on your best
behaviour, the Jedi were very nice to let us come for the day and I do not
want a repeat of last year." She looked pointedly at Sloane, who was smiling
as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Sadly Sloane was one of those people who could get away with anything even if
the evidence screamed that they did it, Wolfie thought bitterly.

"Right, I want you all i

 

Wolfie dragged her moaning group after the little green master. So far
they hadn't caused any trouble but that made her worry more then anything
else.

Five very sullen Jedi and their pawdawan's awaited them, looking like
they were just about to be tossed to a rancor. They were assigned to the
various master and Wolfie found her group paired off with a Master Qui-gon
and his Pawdawan Obi-wan. Wolfie couldn't stop herself from staring , woah,
was he fine. (Don't do anything stupid, just act normal), she thought, trying
to calm herself.


They hadn't got very far when one child piped up ,"I'm really hungry" that
started the rest off.
"I feel like I haven't eaten in days"
"I could eat a rancor Sloane suggested or my sister" she added with a
sly look.

(Deny all chances of being related to her) Wolfie thought quickly.
"Uh, um do you think there is any chance we could go somewhere to eat she
asked, the womp ,um ,kids are really hungry" Wolfie asked, then looked
down at the floor as she felt her cheeks redden.

Normally she wasn't this tongue tied but that Pawdawan was just so cute.

"Sure, Qui-gon said smiling, we can take them down to the lunch area, Master
Cobh is taking his group down there too"

"Which group?", Sloane squeaked.
" Group B " Qui-gon answered her.

Suddenly an evil glint came to Sloane's eye, Group B, there sworn enemies ,
I think a food fight is in order she thought to herself. Glancing around
at her group , Wolfie gulped, she knew that look all too well, It meant a
food fight. (But surely the Jedi would be able to tell if that was going
to happen ,wouldn't he?)

At the lunch area, everything seemed to be in order. The children sat quietly
in their seats munching their food. Qui-Gon sighed happily to himself so
far everything was going to plan, The Draco school kids ,didn't seem to bad and
nothing had gone horribly wrong as Obi-wan had foreseen.

"Toilet" a small child squeaked, "need toilet quick"
(Oh no ,it begins, Wolfie thought) Chorusing of need toilets quickly sounded
and to help matters ,Sloane began to make slurping noises and imitated the
sound of water running.

"Oh come on ,Wolfie said to the children, we will go look for a toilet."
The teacher nodded her approval and Wolfie steered the children along looking
for the toilet.

The children's plea's became louder and so did the gushing sound, no matter
how many angry glances ,Wolfie gave her sister she still wouldn't stop.
Soon however it did and Wolfie looked to see here sister squirming also.
(Hah! she thought, serves you right!)

Finally Wolfie located the toilets, the men's toilets.
"I'm not going in there!" one girl protested.
"Neither am I stated another"
"We might get boy germs" Sloane added. Wolfie quickly shot her a dirty look,
the only reason Sloane said that was to cause mayhem.

"The toilets might be infested with girl germs", one of the boys shot back.

"Look, started Wolfie, impatiently, you all use the toilet for the same thing,
now use it!"

Grudgingly the children trudged in, shortly afterwards Wolfie heard the words
"water, pass the tissue."
"Right everyone out now!" she yelled, Wolfie was afraid to look in, when she
did she saw that the roof was covered with wet toilet paper, some of which
was already beginning to fall off.

Glaring at the womp rats as they all trooped back to the lunch room, she
made a mental note to kill her sister later when no one was around.

When they got back in, the children's quietness told the teacher they had
done something wrong even Qui-gon was suspicious. A quick nod from Wolfie
asserted that but the teacher knew only to well what they done.

But silence could only last so long. Suddenly there was the war cry of
"food fight."
Wolfie barely had time to yell Duck! ,before it started.

She hid under the table as both groups splattered each other.
"I'm not going up back up there" she murmured out loud.
"Why not?" Obi wan asked?
Wolfie looked up finding

 

I like this story, I'd heard mention of it, but never got a chance to read it.

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LOl, Sloane sounds a lot like my sis ::shudders:: =)

Reading sigs is half the fun of reading posts. =)

 

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