Star Wars The Phantom Menace - Veggie Tales style!! (humorous version)

Okay, this idea just popped into my idea and, well, I had to!! I'm sure that most of you have never heard of Veggie Tales before, but it's this little cartoon show where all these vegetables teach stories and morals, etc. So I had to do a veggie tales version of Episode 1!! So as you read this, picture vegetables (as described) with hair, clothes, etc.

 

A long time ago in a garden far, far away...


VEGGIE WARS

Turmoil has engulfed the peaceful Republic. The rule of the Coooking Federation is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter by blockading the planet of Naboo, the Cooking Federation has caused uncontrollabe controversy in the IHOV.

While the IHOV endlessly debates this alarming change of events, two Jedi - the keepers of peace and justice in the galaxy - have been sent by Chancellor Valettuce to negotiate a peace settlement...

*~~*~~*~~*~~*

The Republic Cruiser hovered in space beside the Cooking Federation's command ship. On the bridge sat the captain, busily checking her readouts.

"Captain, tell them we wish to baord at once," said a cloaked figure. The Captain transmitted the message and immediately received areply from Nute Gunrolive, Viceroy for the Cooking Federation.

"As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal. We'd be happy to receive the negotiators," the Viceroy said, the lights reflecting off his smooth black skin.

*~~*~~*~~*~~*

The Republic cruiser glided silently into the larger ship's docking bay. Two figures in large brown cloaks were escorted to a small room. Almost as one they lowered their brown hoods.

"I have a bad feeling about this, Master," said Obi-Wan Cornobi, tugging on his Padawan braid.

"Concentrate on the present, Padawan," Qui-Gon Cucumber gently rebuked him. "Be mindful of the Living force and your surroundings."

"But Master Yams said I should listen to my feelings," Obi-Wan said, his yellow brow wrinkling with confusion. The two Jedi crossed towards the window and Obi-Wan's thoughts turned to the coming peace-talks. "How do you think the Viceroy will deal with the demands?"

Qui-Gon looked down at the sparkling world below. "These Cooking Federation types are half-cooked cowards. The negotiations will be short."

*~~*~~*~~*~~*

"What did you say?" the Viceroy roared.

"I said, the negotiators are Jedi Knights, I believe," the shiny droid replied.

"We're doomed!" Rune Haakonion, the Viceroy's aide, said.

"You keep them busy while I contact Lord Spinach," the Viceroy said.

"What? Are you past your fresh date? I'm not going in there with the Jedi! Send the droid."

The olive and onion turned to eye the frightened droid.

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What do you think so far?

[This message has been edited by jedi_master_gimpy (edited 04-28-2000).]

 

Oh NO! <the darkish figure falls over laughing, and her sides split open>

Do it! Please please please! I LOVE Veggie Tales. Oh geez! Soo... what's Qui-Gon? Only a very robust veggie will do, huh? Yeah. Like a gerkin (QG the Cucumber). Silly Pickle! Oh this is too much! <consumed with giggling>

 

A cucumber! I knew it! More! Oh SITH this is so funny!

 

Heheheh, thanks Maelisaandii! I'm glad someone likes it!! Whew! I thought no one else here would have heard of Veggie Tales!!

 

LOL! I love Veggie Tales!

 

WOW!! Maybe Veggie Tales really is more popular than I thought!! Thanks, jedi sarah!

 

Um, I haven't heard of Veggie Tales, but I'm enjoying this anyway. Obi-Wan Cornobi! Qui-Gon Cucumber! But I think the best one is Master Yams! And all so tastefully done! Keep cooking! I mean, writing! Don't let the Jedi stew too long! I can't wait for the "slice and dice the enemy" scene!

 

Thanks, Jane Jinn, I loved all your cute puns!! I'm relieved that someone who hasn't seen Veggie Tales is still enjoying this! I'll have more up later!

 

VEGGIE WARS

"Lord Spinach," the Viceroy said, bowing. "Your plan has failed! The Chancellor has sent two Jedi to negotiate."

"My plan will not fail! Through the use of the Cooking Federation I will succeed in spreading spinach throughout the galaxy! The Jedi must be taken care of," Darth Spinach said ominiously over the comm display, his face hidden by a dark cowl.

"But milord! They are Jedi-" began Rune Hakkonion.

"Silence!" Darth Spinach roared. He addressed the Viceroy. "I never want to see this rotting sprout in my sight again." The onion visibly withered. "And as for the Jedi...stew them."

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"I sense a great amount of fear here," Obi-Wan said.

"As do I," Qui-Gon replied. A sudden warning ripped through the Force as deck guns blew up their cruiser. Two picklesabers immediately snapped to life as noxious gases poured into the room through vents.

"Pesticides," Qui-Gon said. "Hold your breath."

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"Sir! We're receiving a message from the planet." The ship's bridge was a hum of activity.

A visual appeared and Rune Haakonion gasped. "It's Queen Artichoke herself!"

"The IHOV will not allow this to continue," The Queen said. "I have been informed that negotiations have been taking place."

"Negotiations? I have heard nothing of this," the Viceroy hissed, his beady eyes blinking nervously at the Queen.

Queen Artichoke looked at him regally, sparks in her eyes. "Be warned, Viceroy. The Cookin Federation has gone too far this time."

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LOL!!!!!!!! This is hilarious! I love Veggie Tales! Broccoli, Celery, gotta be VEGGIE WARS! Hehe! Peas continue!!!!! tongue.gif

 

*Bites her tongue to keep from laughing and waking her mom up*

Hehehe!!! You HAVE to do Dance of the Cucumber!

 

Hey this is great! I love Veggie Tales, as do some friends of mine, so I sent them the address, and highly recomeded this fic. Keep Going!!!

 

I can't wait to hear about Anakin and Maul! Heres my 1 idea..Tomaulto(but is that a vegetable or a fruit?!)
Araviah-

 

For this, tomato could be made an honorary veggie. Tomaulto is just too good!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Two lightsabers immediately snapped to life as noxious gases poured into the room through vents.

"Pesticides," Qui-Gon said. "Hold your breath."

LOL! I love Veggie Tales and can't help picturing Junior asparagus as Anakin.

Is there going to be a Silly Song intermission?

 

VEGGIE TALES RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so funny! I can't wait for more!

 

YEEEEEHAAAAAWWW!!!!

I LOVE Veggie Tales! I've seen all the movies so far and can't wait to see "King George and the Rubber Ducky"!!

Jellybean, I too keep seeing Obi as Jr. Asparagus!
I think that Ric Olie' (sp?) should be that socttish carrot and the scene in which Amidala addresses the senate should have the French Peas as the ambassadors for the Trade Federation.
[fake french accent]
"Ve ubject to dis! Ve suggezt zat a team be zent to azzertain ze truth!!"
[/fake french accent]

ROTFLOL!!!!

~Padawan Kenobi~

 

Araviah - that's a good idea, but I was kinda thinking of Darth MutatedTomato, shortened down to Darth Muato. Any suggestions on better ones? And yes, I was also picturing Anakin as Jr. Asparagus. Hey!! that's an awesome idea!! Now I'm going to have to go make up some Silly Song interlude ideas!! And Kirlka'an Kenobi, I was thinking that Ric Olie would be Broc Ollie!! LOL the French Peas idea, I think I'll add that in!! I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person who loves Veggie Tales!!

 

A group of battle droids stood outside the room where the Jedi were. A holo of the Viceroy hovered before them. "The Jedi must be steamed by now," he said. "Kill whatever's left."

The Droid Commander acknowledged the order. "Radish, radish." They opened the door and the pesticide fumes poured out. A single droid came stumbling out, and then there was a snap-hiss and two picklesaber blades burst into existence. The droids opened fire, which the two Jedi easily deflected back to the droids. A few moments later the droids were all taken care of.

"And now to take care of the Head cabbage," Qui-Gon said. The Jedi took off at a run towards the bridge and the Viceroy.


*~~*~~*~~*~~*

Down on Naboo, Queen Artichoke was surrounded by her advisors. Before them was a flickering holo of Senator Pumpkin being transmitted from Celeryant, the planet where the Republic and its Senate, the IHOV, was based.

"The International House of Vegetables has been unable to reach an agreement," Senator Pumpking said, his image beginning to break up. "They are busy fighting overe which salad dressing to use at the National Photosynthesis-Lovers Convention. I have-" the transmission became garbled and then was lost entirely.

"What happened?" the Queen asked from under her large and ornate headress. Captain Peas spoke quietly into his comlink and then spoke up. "The Cooking Federation is jamming our transmissions with microwave waves. None of our messages can get through."

"My Queen," Governor Celery said, "we must do something."

"What are our options?" Queen Artichoke asked Captain Peas.

"We don't have enough vegetables to stop them if they invade us," he replied. "Maybe it would be best if you sign their treaty."

"But that will make this blockade of theirs legal!" Governor Celery cried.

Queen Artichoke met the eyes of everyone in the room and stated firmly, "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war."

 

LOL, I LOVE VEGGIE TALES.

Does Larry-Boy or bob the tomato make an appearance? &lt;G&gt;

Good story.

 

LOL! Long live Veggie Tales!

 

I'm not a big fan of Veggie tales. Not after being forced to watch it for an hour and a half at youth group one time. The only one I liked is that music video of Larry the cucumber singing about his hairbrush or No hair or something like that. It reminded me of the youth pastor at the time.
ROFLOL
I'm so mean. LOL

BUT this is soooo HILARIOUS. I LOVE this Master gimpy.

OHHH MY GOSH, my sister just turned on the star wars TPM video BY herself!!!!!
This is a day to be remembered.
I can't believe it.

 

VEGGIE TALES!! I love Veggie Tales! This is so hilarious! I'm going to have tell some of my buddies about this. I love Obi-Wan Cornobi and Qui-Gon Cucumber. Those are such great names. The picklesabers are great! Keep up the good work!

Fallon

 

I just found this--great job. However, now I have this demented version of "Oh,No" from Daniel and the Giant Pickle running through my poor little brain with visions of Darth Spinach and Darth??(maybe cauliflower, he would be Darth Caul, then)pacing around and singing:

"Oh, no! What we gonna do? The force likes Qui-gon more than me or you. Oh, no! What we gonna do? We gotta get him outta here...."


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