Beyond - Legends Force IMing

Ok, I just read VaderLVR64's Afterlife story, and I was tempted to right my own with some of the characters I created, but they are actually IMing in a way. I know they are dead, but I haven't came up with a theory yet, so just bear with me.

Here is the story:



Anakin_ Skywalker: Master who the HECK is that person??

Obi-Wan_ Kenobi: What do you mean person?? We are all Force ghosts, or is it that poor Ani was DEAD!!

Christi456: Not to be rude Obi-Wan, but really who the HELL IS THE GIRL???

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: Just shut-up.

Christi456: Oh that is really nice, I mean you were really inoccent as a little kid, but NO!!

Obi-Wan_ Kenobi: Well, I guess that is coming from the mouth who I RESCUED from a mental problem!!

Anakin_Skywalker: I didn't know you were always saving cute girls when you were young Master.

Katherine_123: Oh, yeah he sure did. Let's not forget he saved a poor girl who died of a illness who was ONCE pretty, but became bony.

Anakin_Skywalker: Really??!!

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: Fine!! Fine, my own Padawan and two girls I helped out in life threatning situations are against me. The girl who is practically ready

to tear Anakin's "fragile" son is my adotive daughter.

Anakin_Skywalker: WHAT!! And I thought I was breaking the Code, but here is honorable Master Obi-Wan Kenobi with a daughter!!!

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: I SAID ADOPTIVE!!!

Anakin_Skywalker: Damn it...

Katherine_123: Help??? Excuse me, I DIED!!!

Anakin_Skywalker: Shut up, tell me how you came to have this " adoptive" daughter.

Yoda_Jedi#1 has logged on

Yoda_Jedi#1: Made him, I did to take her.

Anakin_Skywalker: Um... Ok, that is helpful, but where is she from.

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: I found her after I delievered your " fragile" son to your step-brother and Yoda here made me to take her because she was Force-

sensitive and he said that I had to find something to do, so I took her up and named her Sola Kenobi.

Anakin_Skywalker: Sola??

Isn't that Padme's sister's name??

Christi456: MORE females...

Anakin_Skywalker: And I thought Obi-WAn hated females.

Obi-Wan_Kenobi:I don't!!!

I said I hated politicians.

Anakin_Skywalker: Anyways, may I ask a question, why in the world is she almost ready to strangle my son and kill my daughter??

Obi-Wan: Simply she hates you.

Anakin_Skywalker: ME??

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: Well, your family name actually.

Anakin_Skywalker: Skywalker??

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: Hates the family name and itself.

Anakin_Skywalker: Because???

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: In her words: Gulliable idiots and have no right to live.

Anakin_Skywalker: Ouch..

Christi456 has logged off

Katherine123 has logged off

Yoda_Jedi#1 has logged off.

Luke_Skywalker has logged on.

Luke_Skywalker: This is freaky, why are there people who are under the name Anakin and Obi-Wan??

Anakin_SKywalker: SON!!!

Luke_Skywalker: AHHH!!!

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: You're smart.

Anakin_Skywalker has changed name to DarthVader

DarthVader: Happy son?? I give some IM breathing if you like.

Luke_Skywalker: Force help me!!

Sola_Kenobi has logged on.

Sola_Kenobi: I agree, Skywalker this is weird.

Empire's_hand has logged on.

Empire's_hand: Just be happy Palpatine doesn't have an account.

Han_Solo: Hi.

Luke_Skywalker: Han how did you get on?? You don't have the Force.

Han_Solo: Well, Leia is letting me use he account.

Leia_Solo has logged on.

Leia_Solo: Han you need to pick up a quart of milk for the twins.

DarthVader: Daughter!!

Leia_Solo: EEK!!

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: Anakin, stop it.

Luke_Skywalker: Wait a minute, you mean we are Force IMing???

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: Correct.

Luke_Skywalker: Cool and freaky aat the same time.

Sola_Kenobi: Dada??

Obi-Wan_Kenobi: Yes my little Angel??

DarthVader: Hey that's MY loving nickname!!

Obi-Wan_Kenobi has changed to Obi-Wan

Obi-Wan: HA!!!

DarthVader has changed to Anakin

Anakin: This is war!!

Luke_Skywalker: Um.. Dad?? This is the FORCE!! Not the dark side.

Anakin: Sorry son.

 

Funny! I loved it!

 

I didn't catch from tha start that it was a chat log, but when I did... it was hilarious!

 

anychance we could have another one? please

 

LOL funny!!!!

I love the idea behind this.

Hilarious that Han's "using Leia's account". "Hi, Dad" !!! Anakin has no idea...his son-in-law...LOL!

Great work!

oldj

 

Wow different from Before the Saga board I think it is my first time over here.
But I had to compliment you on a funny login episode.

and Just like always Qui-Gon turns up to Late to talk to Obi-wan.

 

Just to be nice, there will be another post:


Qui-Gon_Jinn has logged on.

Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan!!!

Obi has logged on.

Obi: Yes Master??

Anakin_Sky has logged on.

Qui-Gon_Jinn: Anakin!!!

Anakin_Sky: Yes Master Jinn??

Qui-Gon_Jinn: Thank the Force!! I thought I was going to die when I spent two hours trying to find someone to chat with.

Obi: I hate to say this Master, but you are already dead.

Anakin_Sky: Has anyone seen Luke??

Sola has logged on.

Leia_Solo has logged on.

Sola: Oh, er.. Hi everyone!!!

Leia_Solo: Yeah Hi, um.. Dad!!

Anakin_Sky: Where is your brother??

Sola: Well, let's explain this in a reasonable way...

Empire_hand has logged on.

Empire_hand: You didn't tell them??

Sola: SHUT UP!!

Anakin_Sky: You haven't KILLED him have you??

Sola: No... But I wish I can...

Anakin_Sky: WHAT!!???

Empire_hand: Well, Father-in-law, two days ago before we started chatting, Luke was coughing.

Anakin_Sky: So???

Empire_hand: Well, yesterday he was a little dehydrated...

Anakin_Sky: Where are you exactly.

Sola: Where you lived for six years of your life.

Anakin_Sky Tatooine??

Leia_Solo: Bingo!

Empire_hand: Well, last night, we were staying at Obi-Wan's place and well Sola was in the kitchen when she happened to see Luke..

Anakin_Sky: And???

Sola: Well, he didn't look to good, so I checked on him with Aqua-wipes...

Anakin_Sky: What the heck is Aqa-wipes??

Sola: Wipes that check on your body temperature and how much water is in your body, Dada invented them.

Anakin_Sky has changed to Anakin

Anakin: Obi-Wan invents??

Force HELP ME!

Obi: Very funny.

Qui-Gon: Well, you did invent that weird pincher machine once..

Obi: Shut up..

Qui-Gon: GASP!!

Sola: Anyways, Luke has...

Han has logged on

Han: We need more IV packs.

Anakin: IV PACKS!!

Sola: Well, Luke is seriously dehydrated and has bronchitis...

Anakin: NOOO!!!

Sola: Cool...

Han: I added another machine too.

Sola: Han go away...

Leia_Solo: Yeah, it isn't our fault Dad, I mean Mara Jade, Sola and I are stuck wearing Slave Dancer outfits..

Anakin: WHAT???

Sola: You know, Jabba the Hutt types...

Anakin: My poor boy, poor boy, my poor boy..

Han: Hey, I am dressed as a begger!!

Sola: Yeah, it's called disguise.

Anakin: Poor son.. My poor little boy...

Sola: Well, we can show you a picture, but I just can't get on here...

Anakin: POOR LITTLE BOY!!

Obi: You know, Anakin is practically bawling..

But you are in big trouble already, I mean a Tatooine dancer???

Sola: You bought it for me as a joke.

Obi: Oops..

Anakin: That's it young lady, you are in big trouble!!

Sola: Leia, this is coming from the man who went Vader on us.

Leia_Solo: I agree anyways, YOU can't ground me, you are dead REMEMBER???

Luke has logged on.

Luke: Han, I need to go to the Refresher.

Han: ARGH!!!

Anakin: What is going on??

Sola: Well, you know when you have a lot of liquids, you have to..

Luke: Dad, you don't have to worry, I only have 2 IV packs and 4 machines hooked up to me..

Anakin:

Sola: Well 1 checks the water, another checks his lungs, another checks his midiclorian level and the last checks his brain activity.

Anakin: BRAIN ACTIVITY???

Sola: In case anything goes wrong...

Anakin:

Obi; We have to go..

Anakin: Take good care of my Lukey, ok??

Obi: ANAKIN!!

Anakin: More chatting in an hour ok??

I want results every few hours..

Obi: ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!

Anakin: Fine...

TERMINATED...

#1Jedi has logged on

Windu has logged on

#1Jedi:Missed them we did..

Windu: Darn it

 

it gets more funny with each post lol

 

I have to say... that's wacked... but in a good way...

 

This is hysterical!

You can almost hear the "blllliiinnng" IM sound, over and over, echoing through the Force, driving everyone crazy...

Nightflower

 

Anakin has logged on

Anakin: SOLA!!

Sola has logged on

Sola: What now Skywalker??

Obi has logged on

Obi; It's MASTER Skywalker, Angel

Sola: Yes, Dada

Leia_Organo has logged on

Mara-Jade has logged

Sola: Well, Luke is in the bathroom with Han..

Leia_Organo: Because he is kind of weak and Han needs to help him onto the

Mara-Jade: toliet

Obi: Ouch

Anakin:

Mara-Jade: Well, Vader this is coming from the man who killed younglings...

Obi: And Jedi knights, including ME

Anakin: You are making me feel gulity!!

Padme has logged on

Padme: ANI!!!

Anakin:EEEKKK!!!

Obi: He sounds like a girl

Padme: He,he.

Obi: Sola!!!

Sola: What???

Obi: Wait, you mean this is really Padme??

Padme: Duh

Padme: I may not have the Force, but I was somehow able to use Force IMing like our son-in-law

Han has logged on

Han: MOM!!!

Padme: EEEK!!

Obi; You really got to stop that Han

Anakin: Padme!!

Padme: *Slap* *Slap*

Anakin: Stop it, it hurts!!

Padme: That is for going to the dark side

Padme: *Slap*!!!!

Anakin: AHHH!!!

Padme: And that is for trying to kill our son and daughter

Sola: GO Padme!!

Padme: Shut up you!!

Sola: You don't even know who I am

Leia_Organo: Mom, so you know what happened to Luke??

Padme: Poor, Lukey

Sola: Um...

Mara-Jade: *snort*

Sola:

Mara-Jade:

Padme: YOU!!!!

Sola: Look here lady, we are trying to help your son here

Mara-Jade: And we haven't been able to laugh for days!!!

Sola: AND!! We are still stuck in Slave Dancer Outfits

Windu has logged on

Windu: Hi!!

Quiggypoo has logged on

Quiggypoo: Mace!!

Windu: Quiggypoo??

Sola: Oh!!

So you are that dude with a bald spot and a serious attitude...

Obi: SOLA KENOBI!!!

Sola: Sorry Master Windu,

tell you what??

I'll pay you back in a good way!!

Windu: No thanks

Han: That reminds me of Greedo..

Anakin: Greedo??

He was an old friend of mine!!

Han: Well, he nearly killed me, but I ended up killing him

Luke has logged on

Luke: Hi Dad and Mom??

Padme: LUKEY!!!

Anakin: Are you ok son???

Luke: No, my bladder feels terrible

Sola: LUKE!!

Luke: Hey, you are the revealing Slave Dancer costumes, wait!!

Can you dance???

Sola: *SLAP!!*

Luke: YEOWWW!!!

Sola: You will never ASK ME AGAIN!!!

Leia_Organo: *SLAP!!!!*

Next time you get sick, we'll let you rot brother

Mara-Jade: *SLAPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

And I MARRIED you!!!

You better not do that in front of our future children!!!

Padme: You are going to have a baby??

Mara-Jade: Heck no!!

Leia_Organo: Well, I have three kids..

Anakin: I thought you had two!!

Leia_Organo: Well, that day when I told Han to buy milk for the twins, Anakin was away...

Anakin: You named him Anakin???

Leia_Organo: Well, yeah

Han: I hope you are proud!!

Anakin: I am!!!

Mara-Jade: Anyways...

Luke: Oh, Force!!

I got to

Mara-Jade,Leia_Organo,Anakin,Sola,Obi,and Han: Go!!!

Sola: Well that's the end of the discussion I guess.

Luke: Hurry up!!

Mara-Jade: Here's something to distract you!!

*Slap!!!*

Luke: OWW!!!

Terminated

 

HA! That sure cheered me up. Funny stuff!

 

poor Luke can't catch a break...

 

yeah poor Luke can't catch a break

more?

 

No bad.
It was a little shaky at first, but you got me really laughing at the end of the second post:


TERMINATED...

#1Jedi has logged on

Windu has logged on

#1Jedi:Missed them we did..

Windu: Darn it



Good stuff! This could get really good!!
One thing you could try playing on is how, if it's a private chat, when you log on you can't see anything written beforehand.

 

Another post is coming up soon!!

 

when? I'm dieing over here

 

*snort* Wow, that was too funny! More soon??

 

Ok, for all of the impatiently waiting readers out there, here is a post, but I am afraid it is going to be a little short.

Quiggypoo has logged on.

Quiggypoo: Sigh...

Obi has logged on

Obi: Depressed Master??

Anakin has logged on

Anakin: And I thought that Obi-Wan gets depressed easily

SolaKenobi has logged on

SolaKenobi: Yeah right!!!

Empire_Hand has logged on

Leia has logged on

Senator has logged on

Han has logged on

Luke has logged on

Solakenobi: Well for Anakin's sake we will tell the latest update on Luke...

Luke: I AM CURED!!

Han: Yeah, so no more..

Leia: Han!!!

Han: Oh, alright

Empire_hand: NO you may not, no get off!!! ARGH!!!

Luke: Mara??

Solokids has logged on

Solokids: So, our parents have been chatting behing our backs??

Anakin_Solo has logged on

Anakin_Solo: Guess so

Anakin: GRANDCHILDREN!!!

Solokids: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obi: Ok, now this is getting out of hand...

Anakin_Solo: WAIT!! This is THE Darth Vader???

Anakin: Um... yes

Anakin_Solo: Sithspit!!!

Leia: Anakin..

Senator: Oh, let them be, I mean they are meeting their grandparents online for the first time.

Leia: Mom...

Senator: Oh, alright.

Han: So, um.. kids, meet your evil grandfather!! And your rather unknow grandmother.

Senator: IT'S PADME!!!

Han: Oops

SolaKenobi: I knew this was going to happen...

Luke: I agree

Empire_Handoesn't anyone feel something?? I mean like a disturbance in the Force..

Luke: Ugh, Pain!! True Pain

Senator: Anakin!! Do soemthing!!!

Anakin: Why me???

Senator: ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!!

Force has shut down...

Terminated...

 

This has to be one of the amusing moments of the day. Thank you.

 

This is funny

With all the logins, Tell me though WHO IS going to
pay their internet connection Bill.

 

haha more soon

 

Yoda_Jedi#1 has logged on

Very clever concept! Loved the updates and looking forward to more.

 

Ok, this is a VERY short post, sorry!!

Anakin has logged on

Anakin: AHHH!!!
Not pink!!

Obi has logged on

Sola has logged on

Sola: NOOO!!! I HATE PINK!!

Obi: Force help us!!!

Padme has loggd on

Padme: It's is actually a nice color, I mean I have this dress...

Sola: You mean HAD...

Padme:


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