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FIC: Troll Luv (a whacky JA story from Obi the Kid and BL Anderson!)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Obi the Kid, Mar 16, 2001.

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  1. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 13, 2000
    Before you read: This is a story that Brenda and I wrote as a Round Robin while were bored at work the last couple days. It's goofy...so be warned. I do have a new angst fic coming soon for all you angst lovers out there!!!!

    ENJOY!!!


    TITLE: Troll Luv
    RATING: PG (read at your own risk...this is very weird)
    SUMMARY: A wedding. Pre-TPM
    FEEDBACK: Sure!
    ARCHIVE: Sorry, only on my site and on Telly's site.
    DISCLAIMER: There is no money made here. Obi, Qui, etc...belong to Lucas.

    The character of Poof, in case you dont know, is the Council member with the LONG neck who sits behind Qui in that one scene of TPM.
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    TROLL LUV
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    "But master, why do we have to attend? Dagobah is so far away,
    and...well... it's a swamp. Can't we call in sick or something?"
    Obi-Wan Keonbi was desperate to get out of going to what was being
    called 'The Wedding of the Trolls.' His whining was for naught.

    "Padawan, Yoda was my master. It is out of respect that we be there to
    stand by him. If I were to get married, would you not be happy for me
    and be there?"

    The apprentice hung his head at Qui-Gon's words. "I didn't think about
    it that way master. You are right. I will go. Do I have to dress up
    though?"

    Jinn looked at the boy, wondering how he had made it this far in his
    life without someone knocking him out. "Yes Obi-Wan. It is a wedding.
    You cannot look as if you just worked out in the gym."

    "But...it's in a SWAMP!"

    Grabbing the younger Jedi by the braid, he directed him into the
    'fresher. "Get cleaned up, and dressed. We leave in a hour."

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    Obi-Wan walked slowly into the common area, head down and grumbling.
    Going to a troll wedding was bad enough. Going in a swamp was worse.
    He straightened his robe while he grumbled.

    "What's that you're saying Padawan?"

    "Oh...nothing Master. I'm showered and dressed. I'll go pack now."

    "That's all right. I did it for you. I wanted to make sure you took
    something decent for the wedding. You'd go in your workout clothes."

    "But Master! It's in a swamp! My dress tunic will get messed up...and
    then I'll have to scrub it. I bet all the stains won't come out
    either."

    "Obi-Wan," Qui-Gon said sternly. "You are making me angry and you are
    not showing the proper respect for Jedi masters. I've tried to be nice
    and understanding about this but you will not be. Therefore, I am
    telling you, as a Jedi padawan, you will go and you will behave as a
    Jedi padawan properly should...right?"

    "Master..."

    "Right?"

    "Yes Master."

    "Good. Now grab your things and let's board the transport that is
    taking the rest of the council."

    "We have to ride with..." He stopped when he saw the look in his
    master's eye. "Yes Master."

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    They boarded the transport for Dagobah. Obi-Wan somehow got stuck
    between his master and Council Member Poof. *Don't look at him. Don't
    look. If you look, you laugh.*

    "Don't look at who padawan?" The boy had not properly shielded his
    thoughts, and Qui-Gon had picked up on them.

    "Oh nothing master. Just trying to focus my thoughts." He directed his
    attention to his hands that lay in his lap.

    "Just sit back and enjoy the trip." Qui-Gon stole a sideward glance and
    the Jedi Master seated next to his apprentice. *Is he mocking me? No.
    He's a member of the Council. But, why is his head waving around like
    that?*

    Two days into the trip, Obi-Wan had become deathly afraid of Mr. Poof.
    The young Jedi was insistent that the being was after him. Poof's only
    response was to look at the student and form one word with his mouth.
    "BOO."

    "Master....I don't like him. Make him go away." Obi-Wan was
    practically climbing into Qui-Gon's lap each time Poof repeated that one
    word. Unable to do anything else, the boy tried to find his center.
    *Just one more day and we will be off this flight. I can do this. NO!
    Get away from me. Go! Shoo!*

    "BOO!"
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    On the
     
  2. Jane Jinn

    Jane Jinn Jedi Knight star 5

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    That was goofy, but I just had to laugh out loud at the part where Obi-Wan is thinking about Yarael's head and what would happen if you take a pin...and then he's startled by his master and yells "POOF!"
     
  3. imzadi

    imzadi Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 19, 2000
    I liked that part too!! And how he kept mouthing 'Boo'. LOL! A very interesting and funny story! I hope you too plan to write more!
     
  4. Maru-Ba

    Maru-Ba Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 25, 2000
    That was one of the funniest stories I have ever read. My stomach is beginning to churn too. Poor Obi-Wan!
    Great work!
     
  5. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 13, 2000
    Hhahaahha!! thanks guys!!! glad ya like!!! BOO!
     
  6. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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  8. Keyla_Kenobi

    Keyla_Kenobi Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 24, 2000
    HAHAHAAAA!!!!! I loved this!!! poor Obi!
    I must say it again, guys! You are sooooooooooo great!!!!!
    keeep on writing more of this ones!! please!!! :D

     
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