Crazy Days and Wild Nights Series: Crazy Obi (JA, humor, short story)

Crazy Days and Wild Nights

Crazy Obi

Obi-wan opened his eyes and looked around. Qui-gon was asleep. He grinned and silently got of bed. His feet touched the cold floor and he padded his way to his closet where he brought out a small holo camera. He then walked silently to his Master?s room. He opened the door and grinned at the sight before him. Qui-gon was lying there on his bed mumbling about something while he slept with a stuffed bantha. He was in his pink boxers. Obi-wan stifled a laugh and took a few pictures then quietly closed the door but not before Qui-gon started talking in his sleep.

?What, Julia? The Sith Troll is coming? Who cares, Yoda won?t know. Yes, your right, we had better get out of here. Obi-wan is with him? Yes, oh Sith,? he mumbled and laughed, ?Of course,? he trailed off.

Obi-wan giggled and shut the door. He then walked to his room.
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Qui-gon opened one of his eyes to look to see if Obi-wan was gone. He laughed softly and got out of bed.

?Its all right, Julia, he is gone,? Qui-gon whispered.

Julia stepped out of the refresher and grinned.

?I can?t believe he bought it. You are quiet an actor, Qui,? she laughed.

?Thank you, milady,? Qui-gon said as he gave a mock bow.

?Get in there and get dressed,? Julia growled good-naturedly.

?You know this is going to get back at Obi-wan for what he did you us,? Qui-gon laughed and walked into the refresher and closed the door. Soon he came out dressed in his Jedi Master robes.

?I know, but I would hate to be in your shoes when the Sith Troll finds out how you drove you Padawan insane,? Julia giggled.

?Lets go,? he smiled as they walked out of the room.

They walked to Obi-wan?s room and Qui-gon opened the door. They found Obi-wan at his desk pulling the developed pictures out of his camera.

?Obi-wan, what are you doing up so late?? Qui-gon asked.

?Master, I thought you were asleep!? Obi-wan exclaimed.

?How can I be asleep when Julia and I have just gotten back from a meeting with the Council?? Qui-gon asked and crossed his arms.

?But the pictures?? Obi-wan stuttered.

Qui-gon looked at the pictures and suppressed a laugh at the sight of him in pink boxers sleeping with a stuffed toy bantha.

?What pictures, Obi-wan, all I see is blank film,? Qui-gon said, sounding worried.

?Master Julia, what do you see?? Obi-wan asked.

?Nothing, Obi-wan, except blank film,? Julia said and placed a hand on his forehead, ?Do you feel all right??

?I feel fine! But what about what I heard from you, Master, that you and Julia were together and hiding from Yoda and I?? Obi-wan asked.

?Qui-gon and I? Force forbid! Maybe you had better go to bed, Obi,? Julia said.

?She is right, Obi-wan, get to bed,? Qui-gon said.

?Yes, Master,? Obi-wan said as he got up and went to bed.

?Goodnight, Padawan,? Qui-gon said as he and Julia started toward the door.

?Goodnight, Master,? Obi-wan replied.

Julia and Qui-gon walked out of the room and closed the door. They then exchanged high fives.

?I knew we could do it,? Julia giggled.

?Of course we could, with my help,? Qui-gon grinned.

?Jerk,? Julia muttered good-naturedly as she elbowed him.

?I knew you two were together!? Obi-wan declared as he took a picture.

?Obi-wan!? Qui-gon yelled.

Obi-wan laughed and shut the door, but not before he said, ?Nice try at making me think I was crazy!?

?Well, we can always try again,? Julia laughed.

?True,? Qui-gon laughed with her.

?Besides, he can?t bribe you now, but I can,? Julia grinned as she held up the pictures.

Qui-gon made a swipe for them but Julia ducked and rushed out the door.

?Come back here with those,? Qui-gon yelled as he went after her.

They raced down when all of the sudden, Qui-gon tripped over something, or more importantly, someone.

?Get off me you will!? the enraged Yoda screamed.

?Yes, Master. Sorry, Master,? Qui-gon stuttered.

?Running why are you?? Yoda asked angrily.

Julia laughed softly and disappeared around the corner.

 

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That's truly insane It reminds me of something like 'Risky Business'

 

Thanks for the comment, DarkATX!

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Oh i love it!!!!

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