Before - Legends Mesa Banished! Jar Jar Bink's Journal - Dear Diary Challenge 2009 Finally Updated 8/9

Title: Mesa Banished!
Author: Lolly_Tolly
Timeframe: Leading up to and may include TPM.
Characters: Jar Jar, Possible Obi and Qui towards the end.
Genre: Diary
Keywords: Diary Challenge
Summary: Jar Jar's diary from when he was banished to TPM
Notes: I'm too young to die, so please don't kill me. Yes, it does have the annoying accent. Do you know how hard that is to write?! Don't own SW etc. Concrit welcome.

Mesa Banished!

Mesa day starting pretty okeyday, with a frisky mornin munchin. Den, da Bosses say to take his heyblibber, but mesa crash it. Mesa say mesa sorry! But de Bosses have none of it. He say that mesa ?clumsy and useless?. Mesa not know what to do now. Hopefully, mesa will find food on surface. Banished from all the cities and sacred places...

Mesa start new life. Good life, where mesa do what mesa want, and not answer to da Bosses!



Please don't kill me.

 

I imagine it would be terrible to write in the accent! *grimaces in sympathy* Good luck!

 

This'll be interesting. If you include TPM, I'd love to see your take on Jar-Jar's thoughts.

Specterace

 

Looking forward to this one. Please put me on your PM list if you're keeping one.

 

I can't wait to see more writing in the accent! This is going to be great...


EDIT: If there's a PM list then add me please.

 

This is great, Lolly. You've written Jar Jar's accent perfectly. I thought trying to write like a little kid was hard, so I can imagine how annoying this must be to write!

I love this. Keep it up!

 

You do a really nice job, especially considering that he's a hard character to write (the accent!). Great job, Elsi

If you've got a PM list, please add me!

 

This just made my day!
Although I don't pity you,with having to write with the accent, oy!

 

Great job and a wonderful idea! Good luck writing in that accent all year! I can't wait to see how this turns out, so if you're keeping a PM list, I'd love to be on it.

 

This is too cute! Can you put me on the PM list please?

And no, I won't kill you.

 

This is great.
Now I can finally figure out what Jar Jar is saying.
you can translate for me

He can be annoying but he serves a purpose...
I don't know what ..

 

This is an amusing story, writing it in Jar Jar's accent must be kind of difficult. I want to see how this plays out.

 

i enjoyed this. i commend you for doing the wonky speech patterns. i tried that once and have since sworn off writing jar jar.

keep me updated if you don't mind.

:snoopy

 

Very...brave. Not bad, either.

 

Interesting idea.

Don't forget that JarJar often refers to himself as "my".

 

Love Jar-Jar! PM's, please.

 

jazjediundercover: Haha! Thanks!

Specterace: Thanks. I'm not sure if I'll get to TPM or not. I think it will be a little hard to keep going the way I am if I don't, but we'll see.

VaderLVR64: Sure thing!

GuNgAnFaN3090: I hope it'll be good! 'Course I'll add you to my PM list.

Jaidyn_Knightfall: At least little kids speak English. *is hit with another plot bunny* NO!

NYCitygurl: Thanks, Nat! I'll be glad to PM you!

CrystalSaber_1: Thanks! I sort of brought it on myself, though...

Darth Muis: Thanks, I think I need all the luck I can get... I'd be happy to PM you!

Ubersue: Yay! I'll live another day! I'll be sure to PM you!

Gkilkenny: Does this mean I have to include a translated version at the end of each update from now on? Yes, Jar Jar does serve a purpose, but Obi serves a greater one.

Phobus: It is kinda difficult, hence the shortness, but I brought it on myself, so I can't really complain. Lol.

Trimaj: Jar Jar isn't so bad... Wait, whata mesa sayin?!
...
NO! Uh, I mean, of course I'll PM you...

Qui-Gon_Reborn: Haha! Thanks!

CloneCaptainRex: Touché...

DaenaBenjen42: You're on the PM list!

PM List

- VaderLVR64
- GuNgAnFaN3090
- NYCitygurl
- Darth Muis
- Ubersue
- Trimaj
- DaenaBenjen42

Update is coming... soon!

 

Sorry for the delay, I had to suffer with no internet! But everything is ok, now. If you're wondering why they're so short, it's because, I can't write too much in Jar Jar's accent, and I don't think he'd write much anyway.

Jobs...

Mesa go lookin' for job, today! But, it not go so well. Lotsa people say mya not smart enough. I say mesa speak. Dey say to get lost. Den my be banished again. Mesa not know what to do.

Mesa hab no job, no money, no home! Da gods must hate mesa. But my not know what mesa did. Mesa goen to da Naboo. Mesa see if dey will give my a job.

 

They will give him a job alright...Annoying one Jedi Master
Qui-Gon Jinn.
I think you could put him in some very funny situations.

There are so many possibilities.

 

I know people don't generally like this character (I don't really like him either) but in comic pieces like this, he just has so much potential! And for a story about the most disliked character in canon it's getting a lot of readers!

Thanks for writing this Lolly_Tolly! Keep me updated!

 

Mesa hab no job, no money, no home! Da gods must hate mesa. But my not know what mesa did. Mesa goen to da Naboo. Mesa see if dey will give my a job.

Poor Jar Jar!

 

Da gods must hate mesa



Great update! I wonder if Jar Jar is capable of holding down a job...we might just get the chance to find out.

 

Awww, poor Jar Jar!! Job hunts suck.

 

Mesa goen to da Naboo. Mesa see if dey will give my a job.

Somehow, I just can't picture Jar Jar working. Maybe the Naboo can, though. I hope they'll help him out!

This is so funny! Keep up the good work!

 

Mesa go lookin' for job, today! But, it not go so well. Lotsa people say mya not smart enough. I say mesa speak.

*snort*

Nice job. By the way, nice to see you back around the boards. I was beginning to think Obi-wan kidnapped you in your sleep or something...