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FIC: Why ask Wui? (JA humorous Obi-torture)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Obi the Kid, Oct 9, 2001.

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  1. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    TITLE: Why ask Wui?
    AUTHOR: Obi the Kid (hlnkid@aol.com)
    RATING: G
    SUMMARY: Pre-TPM, non-slash. Qui-Gon's cousins come for a visit at the Temple. Obi-Wan is not amused. (Obi is 15.)
    ARCHIVE: Please ask me first.
    FEEDBACK: Always appreciated.
    MY WEBSITE: http://www.angelfire.com/movies/obithekid/
    DISCLAIMER: The characters and venue of Star Wars are copyrighted to Lucas Films Limited. The characters not recognizable from this venue are copyrighted to Tracy C. Knight. The story is the intellectual property of Tracy C. Knight and is copyrighted to her. She makes no profit from the writing or distribution of this story.

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    Why ask Wui?
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    Obi: Master I didn't know you had cousins. Why have you never mentioned them before?

    Qui: We won't go into that Obi-Wan. But they are coming for a visit and they will be staying with us.

    Obi: But where will they sleep?

    Qui: One will get your room, the other will have the couch in the common area.

    Obi: Master, I am NOT sharing a bed with one of your strange relatives.

    Qui: You're not, you will stay with me. And who told you they were strange?

    Obi: Master Bren.

    Qui: Okay, well they are a bit odd if you want to call them that. And they will be here in a few minutes, so clean yourself up.

    (Twenty minutes later, there was a chime at the door. Qui-Gon hurried to beat his padawan there. The door opened, and there stood two very tall, dark-haired men. They were the same build as Qui-Gon but stood with less of a presence than Obi-Wan's master.)

    Qui: Gentlemen.

    (They moved forward and hugged their cousin. Qui-Gon immediately became uncomfortable.)

    Qui: Gentlemen, this is my apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Padawan, these are my cousins. Qui-Gon Jim and Wui-Gon Jinn.

    (Obi-Wan did his best not to look completely confused, but it wasn't working.)

    Obi: Master you have a cousin named Qui-Gon?

    Qui: Yes. But you can call him Jim.

    Obi: And Wui?

    Qui: Because that's his name.

    Obi: Yes, I know that. And this is Wui?

    Qui: Because that's what his parents named him. Why is this such a big deal?

    Wui: Excuse me cousin, I believe the boy is asking if I am Wui.

    Qui: Oh, right. I knew that.

    Wui: Nice to meet you Obi-Wan. You may call me Wui.

    Obi: Hi Wui. Hahaha! Okay, that was funny for a second.

    Jim: Hi kid! I like that braid you've got there. Kinda acts like a leash doesn't it?

    Obi: Um, not really. It's to symbolize that I am an apprentice. It's a long-standing tradition that all padawans wear the braid until they are Knighted. I am proud to wear mine.

    Jim: Looks like a leash to me.

    Qui: Jim, it is not a leash. Obi-Wan, get their bags and put them in your bedroom.

    Obi: Yes master. (The student grabs the luggage, and drags the bags down the hall.)

    Jim: You've got him trained well Qui. Yes master. Does he cook too?

    Qui: That is a sign of respect Jim. He is not a servant, but yes he does cook. Quite well if I do say so myself.

    Jim: Good, because I am starving.

    Qui: He's not cooking for us. We are heading out for dinner. I thought an evening out would be nice.

    Wui: Great idea Qui.

    Obi: Master, should I move my things to your room?

    Qui: You can do that later padawan.

    Obi: Why?

    Wui: Yes?

    Obi: No, why should I wait till later?

    Qui: This is going to be the most confusing week of my life. Because we are going out.

    Obi: Can I ask a stupid question?

    Qui: If you insist.

    Obi: Why are you both named Qui-Gon?

    Jim: I am older, your master was named after me.

    Qui: I was not. And you are only three minutes older. Its just so happens that both our parents came up with the same name.

    Obi: So...Qui, Qui and Wui? Sounds like a law firm.

    Wui: He's cute Qui.

    Jim: We can discuss names later. I'm hungry.

    Qui: Very well. Obi-Wan where would you like to go?

    Obi: McNevs.

    Qui: Never mind. How about Sithback Steakhouse?

    Obi: Oh yeah, they have the great drink calle
     
  2. FELICIA_ZEZILI

    FELICIA_ZEZILI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    That was weird but I liked it :D and can I ask what was the first story Master Bren was featured in?
     
  3. Cheryl_Kenobi

    Cheryl_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    OK I was strange and like my family
     
  4. Obi_Wanna_Cracker

    Obi_Wanna_Cracker Jedi Youngling

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    Bren was in Braidless on Coruscant, a personal favorite. :)

    OWC
     
  5. LittleJedi

    LittleJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ok, i have tears streaming down my face. THAT WAS SO FUNNY! Sure, i love my family and all, but... FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY! :D :D :D AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAR.

    Ok, so maybe i'm just queer, but, oh well.

    -Little Jedi-
    MTFBWY
     
  6. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thanks guys!!!!!!!!!!! glad ya liked this one! I had a ball writing it! As for the first story that Master Bren actually STARS in, it's a fic called Houseguest. (which is on my site). She was mentioned in a story before that, but I dont recall which one. But Houseguest was the first one the character was actually in. And from there, it just took off! That character is based off of a very good friend of mine as well!

    THANKS!

    Obi
     
  7. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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  8. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Up we go!
     
  9. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    I assume you've seen Laurel and Hardy's "Who's on First"? Well, anyway, that had me sitting here, as I told Melyanna, in "Horrified bemusement." Like I wasn't sure whether to fall over laughing or burst into tears.
     
  10. Amidala_wannabe

    Amidala_wannabe Jedi Master star 4

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    Hehehehehe.... I have to tell my friend about this one!!! its great!! just great!

    Keep up the great writing Obi!!!!


    Amidala_wannabe
     
  11. ewen

    ewen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    While checking FF stories last nite,I was thinking how nice it would be to see one of your stories to lighten the place up and then tonite here it is.Thank you.PEACE Ewen
     
  12. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You guys are so funny! Thanks for the comments! Yes, I did kind have 'Who's on First' in mind when I was writing this! That is a classic!

    THANKS!
     
  13. Abbi_Cee

    Abbi_Cee Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Shades of Abbott and Costello! ;) That was very cute. I was having a down day and this really picked me up. Thanks. :)
     
  14. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hi Abbi! Thanks! Glad it was a little pick me up for ya!
     
  15. Jedi_Padawan_Padme

    Jedi_Padawan_Padme Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Aug 20, 2001
    This was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
    Why did I like this?
    I don't know, but the Wui/Why thing was funny. lol!!!!
    Actually I loved it. You are very good at writing funny things.
     
  16. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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  17. Daughter_Of_TheForce

    Daughter_Of_TheForce Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Loved it, loved it, loved it!!! :D :D :D
     
  18. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    AHHHH! you guys snuck in on me! THANKS for the comments! Why? Wui not? :)

    Thanks for reading!!!!!!!!!!
     
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