River Bank Fic: The Haunting (JA humor)

For those of you who enjoy the whacky world of the River Bank series, here is my latest installment. Enjoy!


TITLE: The Haunting (River Bank Series)
AUTHOR: Obi the Kid (hlnkid@aol.com)
SUMMARY: You have to read it.
RATING: PG
ARCHIVE: Please ask me first.
FEEDBACK: Always appreciated.
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DISCLAIMER: The characters and venue of Star Wars are copyrighted to Lucas Films Limited. The characters not recognizable from this venue are copyrighted to Tracy C. Knight. The story is the intellectual property of Tracy C. Knight and is copyrighted to her. She makes no profit from the writing or distribution of this story.

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The Haunting
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Obi: No. No. Go away. Stop it. Get away from my class. Don't you have a job of your own? Why are you doing this? Stooooooooop.

(Obi-Wan twisted in his bed, trying to shake the nightmares. They had taken hold over his mind a month ago, and always seemed to focus on the same thing. Master Wenda Mikenix. The so-called Team Leader for Master Bren's teaching department. And the one who was constantly harassing Obi-Wan's favorite teacher. Some how Master Wenda had made it into the boy's dreams and was haunting him. Qui-Gon heard the boy's screams from his own bedroom and rushed in to see what had happened.)

Qui: Obi-Wan, wake up. It's just a dream. Wake up padawan.

Obi: No. Scissors. Quality Control. Volunteer. DA. Duct Tape. Roman Candle. Mikenix. Help me Master. Make her go away.

Qui: Wake up Obi-Wan. (Eventually he succeeded in waking the young apprentice.)

Obi: Wha? Master? Who, what...what happened?

Qui: Another nightmare I suppose. We have to do something about this Padawan.

Obi: But what? How did I start having dreams about HER? I mean, Master Bren is the one who has problems with her, and now I am involved? I don't get it.

Qui: You know, Bren stopped having these bad dreams about the same time you started getting them. I wonder...

Obi: Wonder what?

Qui: Oh, nothing.

Obi: Nothing my a...

Qui: Excuse me?

Obi: I mean, it's not nothing master. Master Wenda has turned her aggressions on me. I don't like this.

Qui: No wonder Bren has been overly-happy lately. Interesting.

Obi: HELLO?? My problem! Remember?

Qui: Huh? Oh yes, your problem.

Obi: Master?

Qui: Yes, Padawan.

Obi: Are you there?

Qui: Where?

Obi: Never mind. Can you help me please? Do something. I need sleep, and SHE is in my head. Get her OUT!

Qui: I should talk to Bren. You stay here. I'll be back shortly.

Obi: Oh no you don't. I know how your hormones work. You leave me here, and you end up cuddling on the couch all night long with her. No way bucko! You cuddle and I get...HER? I think not.

Qui: Note to self. Buy large roll of duct tape for Obi-Wan's mouth.

Obi: Won't work Master. It's been tried.

Qui: Right, it has. Did you call me bucko?

Obi: Yes.

Qui: And then you admit it. Well, I give you a point for not lying, but extra meditation for the inability to control your mouth.

Obi: Mush master. You didn't hug me after my nightmare. Lack of mush causes my brain to malfunction and my lips just keep flying. Hug me and I will be silent.

Qui: Extra kata's for lying.

Obi: What?

Qui: Come on, let's go find Bren. We need to figure out what HER is doing in your dreams.

(They bang on the door to Bren's quarters, until she groggily answers.)

Bren: What do you want? It's...three in the morning for Sith's sake.

Obi: HER.

Bren: (immediately igniting her saber's blue blade) Where? You brought HER here?

Qui: No, would you relax. Put that thing away.

Bren: Don't EVER mention that name around here without warning.

Obi: Sorry Master Bren. But she's after me and I don't know what to do.

Bren: After you?

Qui: In his head. She's haunting him.

Bren: So THAT'S where she went. What a relief.

Qui: She's not in your dreams any

 

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!


I was having a bit of a bad day. Thank you so much for lightening it up!

 

LMAO! Oh, that was soo good! I am laughing so hard!!! That was great!!!!

Another dose of laughs, please!

 

Hi Guys! Thanks for laughing! Glad I could make things a bit better for ya Star!

 

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That was really good, Obi. I just love all your fics.

~Swede

 

Thanks Swede!!! Nothing like a lil mush-starved Obi! hehee

 

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UP we go!

 

Enjoyable reading on a Sunday afternoon.Glad to see another story from you.PEACE Ewen

 

Thanks Ewen!!!!!!!

 

This made me laugh so hard I started crying! I always love your mush stories!
Felicia Zezili

 

Hmm, a new way to make people cry. Make them laugh! At least you didnt fall off your chair! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!

 

Fall off your chair? Who did that?

 

just lurking, good read.

 

Thanks~! Just be careful if you fall off the chair! heheh