FIC: Brothers (JA Humor)

TITLE: Brothers
AUTHOR: Obi the Kid
E-MAIL: hlnkid@aol.com
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Pre-TPM, non-slash. (Obi is 13) Brazo's brother comes for a visit.
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DISCLAIMER: The characters and venue of Star Wars are copyrighted to Lucas Films Limited. The characters not recognizable from this venue are copyrighted to Tracy C. Knight. The story is the intellectual property of Tracy C. Knight and is copyrighted to her. She makes no profit from the writing or distribution of this story.

DEDICATION: This is for everyone who has a brother who is ALWAYS right. And is an expert on EVERYTHING!

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Brothers
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Obi: Master, you never take me to Master Brazo's for dinner. Why tonight?

Qui: His brother has come for a visit, and he would like to introduce him to us. Bren will be there as well.

Obi: Really? I bet his brother is a hugger just like he is. Wow! Two great huggers in one family. I can't wait to meet him. What's for dinner?

Qui: I'm not sure. Most likely something that you will find disgusting.

Obi: As long as it's not Coco Poofs.

Qui: No, I don't think Brazo will serve his guests cereal for dinner.

Obi: We should go to McNev's.

Qui: I don't think so. It won't hurt you to eat something healthy once in a while.

Obi: Yes it will.

Qui: Keep walking. You will behave this evening, right?

Obi: I will do my best, Master, but if I got hugs coming from two different directions? The Brazo brothers? I might have a hard time keeping control.

Qui: Humor me please and try to at least keep your mouth under control.

Obi: You got it.

(They arrive at Brazo's apartment and ring the door chime.)

Brazo: HELLO MY FRIENDS! GOOD EVENING!

(He opened his arms to welcome them with a hug. Qui-Gon accepted one awkwardly. Obi-Wan on the other hand, ran into the arms with a THUMP against Brazo's chest.)

Obi: Ahhhhhhhhhh. That is gooooooooooood stuff!

Brazo: Come on in gentlemen. Bren is here already, in the kitchen with my brother, T'Rob.

Obi: T'Rob?

Brazo: Yes, that's short for Tony Robert.

Obi: Oh, okay. Let's go meet him then.

(Into the kitchen they went. At the table Bren sat across from a tall, black haired man. T'Rob. He looked a lot like Brazo, but had a presence about him that immediately hit Obi-Wan wrong. The fact that Bren was sitting there looking like she was ready to whack his head off didn't help matters either.)

Bren: Qui, Obi. Thank the Force!

Obi: Huh?

Brazo: Gentlemen, this is my younger brother, T'Rob. T'Rob, this is a good friend of mine, Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

(Obi-Wan moved forward and hugged T'Rob. T'Rob stood there and looked at his brother.)

T'Rob: Uh, what's he doing? Can someone get him off me?

Qui: Obi-Wan, come here please.

Brazo: It's a hug T'Rob. Remember those? I specialize in them. Obi-Wan here is just like me in that aspect.

T'Rob: Yeah, well, that's great and all, but I don't care much for hugs. You can have mine.

Qui: Finally another person with some sense.

Obi: Sorry Mr. T'Rob. I thought you were like Master Brazo.

Bren: Trust me kid, he's not ANYTHING like him.

Brazo: Shall we head out for dinner?

Qui: Out?

Brazo: Yes. I thought since Obi-Wan was coming with us, I would treat everyone to McNev's.

Obi: WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Qui: Uh, Brazo are you sure you want to do that? He's very difficult to control when he eats at McNev's.

Bren: What are you talking about, he's difficult to control at any time.

Qui: True.

T'Rob: McNev's uses pre-packaged food. They don't actually cook it themselves.

Obi: Yes they do. I've seen them.

T'Rob: They are just reheating something that is already cooked. Trust me, I know someone who works there. He's told me all the secrets.

Obi: What about the Wookie Cookies?

T'Rob: It's not real Wookie Hair. It's a

 

interesting story.... i like Obi-Wan as a kid full of so much more life LOL!

 

LOL

Obi, I love the little universe you have created. And all the lines you use. Sometimes writing humor can be so... elusive. Eluuuuusive. Sorry, that was bad.

~Swede

 

Heheh, thanks guys! This is how I rebel against the angry version of Qui and Obi in the JA books. I have just got to make them a bit more...human and whacky! hahaahah!

 

A touch of humor is what I needed, after almost six hours on this computer{job related}.Very Good!THANX Obi.PEACE Ewen

 

Glad I could help ewen! Thanks for reading!

 

UP!

 

Must go back to page 11111111111111!

 

Come on people. Read this! It's really good!

 

Oh, but you describe my brother perfectly! Heh, a pleasure to read your stuff as always!

 

WOW! I was hoping that there were others like me who had to suffer with and 'expert' brother! HA! THANKS!

 

Obi your killing me.

lol

ROTFL

That was great

 

Eluuuusive... Oh sheesh, that really got me cracking up!

Hilarous, Obi, as always!

Another one soon, please?!

KG

 

Exellent! That was funny!

 

Thanks guys! Thanks for not being eluuuusive! HA! Sorry I couldnt resist!