River Fic: Of Morons and Mush (Nutty Obi!)

TITLE: Of Morons and Mush (River Bank Series)
AUTHOR: Obi the Kid (hlnkid@aol.com)
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Pre-TPM, non-slash. Master Bren deals with current and former bosses. Obi-Wan deals with his constant obsession with mush. (Obi-Wan is 13)
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DISCLAIMER: The characters and venue of Star Wars are copyrighted to Lucas Films Limited. The characters not recognizable from this venue are copyrighted to Tracy C. Knight. The story is the intellectual property of Tracy C. Knight and is copyrighted to her. She makes no profit from the writing or distribution of this story.

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Of Morons and Mush
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Obi: Master, why is Master Bren so happy? I've never seen her do back flips before.

Qui: Well, Obi-Wan, she is finally rid of the most hated person in the galaxy.

Obi: Mr. Poof?

Qui: Uh, no. Mr. Poof is still among us.

Obi: Unfortunately.

Qui: Be nice, Padawan. He is a member of the council.

Obi: Yes, and I know how much respect you have for the council.

Qui: Let's not go there. Bren is celebrating the fact that Master Wenda has been permanently transferred out of her teaching sector.

Obi: You mean HER is gone?

Qui: Not from the Temple, but from Bren's life, yes.

Obi: It's like a new day. So, where did HER get transferred to?

Qui: All I know is that Master Yoda wanted to talk to her about a 'special' job. Perhaps Bren knows more. If we could just get her to stop bouncing off the walls for a minute or two. BREN!!!

(Bren bounced over to the master/padawan pair.)

Bren: QUI! OBI! WOOHOO!

Obi: I like that new happy dance you're doing. Can you teach me?

Bren: Sure kid. Remind me later. Did you guys hear the news?

Qui: About Master Wenda? Yes. She's gone from your life.

Bren: But you didn't hear what her new job is, did you?

Qui: No, only that she was chosen by Yoda for a certain job.

Bren: A certain job all right. She's...she's....hahaahahaahahahaaha...no wait...hahahahhahahaa...oh yeah...hhahahahahaahahaha...she's...oh this is killing me...hahahahahahaah...dead...hahahhahhaha...ooooooooooooh man...woooooooooooo.

Obi: She's dead?

Bren: Huh? Oh no. She's...I can't say it...ahahhahahaahah. She's...hahahahahha.

Qui: Bren, just tell us. It can't be that funny.

Bren: Oh yes it can.

Obi: Is it funnier than Qui-Poo?

Qui: Padawan, that is NOT funny. Leave my nickname alone.

Obi: It's funny, Master. Qui-Poo IS funny. Just deal with it.

Qui: Anyway, tell us Bren. What is Wenda's new job.

Bren: Yoda.

Qui: What?

Bren: Thong.

Qui: Uh, okay.

Bren: Servant. Hahahaahahahaha.

Obi: She's Yoda's thong servant?

Bren: Yes! Hahahahahahahhahahh!

Qui: What does that mean?

Bren: You know those nasty little trolls get together in their thongs every other night, right?

Qui: Um, no I didn't know that. Not sure I wanted to. Thank you.

Bren: Well, they do. Every other evening in that hot tub in the pool area.

Obi: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. I use that hot tub.

Bren: Qui, better get him to the healers for decontamination.

Qui: I think he'll live. Just don't go in there ever again. I thought I smelled something funny when you got back from there last time. A swamp type odor. Stay away from there, Obi-Wan.

Obi: You don't have to tell me twice. I'm not touching that troll water.

Bren: But back to the main topic here, that's her new job. She has to wash those thongs after they are done with them. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Obi: That's just nasty.

Bren: Yes, but couldn't happen to a better person. However, that's not all. She is Yoda's personal servant. We are talking pedicures, ear scrubbing, skin cleansing...hahaahahahaha. If I ever actually see her doing one of these things, I might drop dead on the spot.

Qui: So, you have a new boss then?

Bren: Hahahha...huh? New boss? Oh, Qui,

 

Qui: No, it was some other annoyingly smart mouthed apprentice.

Obi: There are others like me?

Qui: Force, I hope not.


LOL! That was great Obi the kid!

Keep up the good work

 

Bren: I can't help it if your master is my Snuggle Ewok. He's just so cute sometimes

Funny Funny Funny stuff!

 

Thanks Cow girl and greencat! Nice to know that my whacky Obi has fans out there! hehe! Thanks for reading and for the comments!

Obi

 

Qui: No, it was some other annoyingly smart mouthed apprentice.

Obi: There are others like me?

Qui: Force, I hope not.

LOL!!!

Ha, I loved the whole thing. How do you come up with these things? Silly, crazy, insane and yet it makes sense. Always look forward to your fic's Obi.

~Swede

 

Thanks Swede. My brain is backwards I think. I have this strange flair for writing humor. And of course get alot of help from Qui and Obi!


Obi

 

Up!

 

LOL OTK! Nutty and as ever! Totally loved it!

 

Thanks Ginger!!!!!!!!!

 

up we goooooooo!