The Plankton Menace and Other General Insanity

The first part is The Plankton Menace, a spoof of Episode 1. The second part is just a section for general insanity until i get my next story up.

Dot

 

Here is chapter 1 of the PLankton Menace
Chapter 1: The Painful Beginning

?Tell the Viceroy that we wish to board immediately,? a robed figure ordered from the shadows.
?But Sir, we haven?t even exited hyperspace yet!? the captain of the Republic Transport replied urgently.
?Ignore me, I?m just practicing my lines,? the figure ordered.
?Master, Master, I saw an icky bug in the cargo area,? a smaller figure whined.
?Shush, Obi-Wan! I?m practicing for my assertiveness seminar,? the Jedi Master rebuked.
?But Master Qui-Gon, what if the icky bug touches me?! He?s all dirty!?
Obi-Wan asked.
?A little bug won?t kill won?t kill you, you little twerp!? Qui-Gon Jinn, Jedi Master replied.
?Sir!? the captain interrupted. ?We?re coming out of hyperspace!?
?Strap in, Obi-Wan,? Qui-Gon ordered.
Just then, the ship jerked out of hyperspace, throwing Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to the front of the ship.
?That?s gotta hurt,? the copilot laughed to the pilot.

 

YEEEEEEES!!!! YOU POSTED TPM!! DUDE YOU ROCK!!!

 

FUNNY....
POST MORE. SOON.

Aunecah_Skywalker

 

HEY!!! I KNOW YOU!

::waves::

HI!

 

You may know me, but do i know you?

Pulls back cloak to reveal.....

A PLUNGER!


Now you will die!

 

This is much better reviews than i got on fanfic.net


aly and skywalker: im glad you liked the first chapter

Pierogi: I told you i would post it.

Saber: Do i know you?

Siri: YOU DIDNT POST A REPLY! IM ALREADY PUTTING UP THE SECOND CHAPTER! PICK UP THE PACE!

 

Yah, heres the second chapter. Hope ya like it! (Siri, you better get a reply down soon!)

Chapter 2: The Return of the Spade Federation

?We have Jedi coming to my assertiveness convention?!? Nute Gunray screamed.
?Yes Sir,? a droid replied in its mechanized tone.
?But this means we will need 147,851 more toilets!? Gunray yelled.
?Toilets?? a nearby Duro asked, clearly confused.
?Yes, toilets, you nimwad!? Gunray yelled. ?Those Jedi go to the bathroom a lot!?
?But Sir, only 2 Jedi are coming,? the Duro countered.
?2 JEDI! I thought there was only one! We?ll need 100,000,000,000,001 toilets now!? Gunray yelled histaricly.
?But Sir, the Spade Federation Flagship doesn?t have that many toilets,? a droid complained.
?Then we?re going to Toiletries R? Us!? Nute Gunray yelled psychotically.

 

lol post longer chapters

 

I wouldnt be evil if i posted larger chapters. ::evil grin::

My later chapters are gonna be longer.

 

ahhhh! Stop yelling! i'm sorry!!

forgive me??

great so far...wel duh. lol

 

LOL! Absolutly histrical! Keep it up!

 

::chants::
NEED CHAPTER THREE!!! NEED CHAPTER THREE!!! NEED CHAPTER THREE!!!
It's my altime fav chap!

Hey dude, I told you they would love it over here! Here...the folks know talent when they see it.

 

lol. Check your reviews over at fanfic. I was one of the loyal readers.

~

:ulls out own plunger::

If anyone is to be doing the dying...it will not be me. On gaurd you...you...plunger waving psycho!

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Hey...I think I could like this guy...A fellow nutcase...

 

They go to the bathroom a lot so they need more toliets? Why? And why do they go to the bathroom too much? Sorry but I don't really get it.

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Trigger Finger: thanks for the criticism- ill do that

Siri: sorry i yelled

Heather: Just wait til my later chapters

Pierogi: You were right

Sabercrazy: Oh yah, i remember you! -You WILL get more!

Various: This wasn't one of my best chapters

 

DOT: But of course.

VARIOUS: It's not really supposed to make sense. That's half the fun!

SABER: Sorry girl...but DOT is mine.

 

I was bored, and since i already have the chapter typed up, here's ch 3.

Chapter 3: A Visit To The Sith Retirement Home

?Hello grandfather, how are you today?? Darth Maul asked his grandfather.
?Well,? Darth Sidious, Darth Maul?s grandfather, replied in a raspy voice, ?I forgot my name again, it hurts when I breathe, and another one of my friends died today. Plus, I don?t even remember the lock combination for the windows, doors, and the refrigerator.?
?Here, grandfather,? a figure encased in jet black body armor replied.
?Who are you?!? Darth Maul and Sidious asked.
?I am your father,? the figure replied.
Suddenly, George Lucas rushed on stage and yelled, ?Hey, Darth Vader, you?re not in this scene! Get offstage!?
?So, this isn?t Cloud City?? Darth Vader asked.

 

Question for you all:

Do you think I should merge some of my chapters together? Maybe merge 1 and 2 and make 3 longer? Please criticize my work.

Pierogi: Thanx for the help.... I think

 

I dont critize n e one but myself...

u kno what i am gunna say about it.

Pierogi: he's urs alrite.

I'm gunna get a beating for that huh?

 

lol

 

Why can't someone tell me whats BAD about my work for once!

 

It's too short.

 

Thank you