FIC: From a Certain Point of View (Part 1)

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Title: From a Certain Point of View (Part 1)
Author: Obi the Kid (hlnkid@aol.com)
Rating: PG
Summary: Humor, Obi POV, 10 years pre-TPM (Obi is 15), Qui has a slight accident during saber practice.
Disclaimer: Qui, Obi and all others do not belong to me, and there is no money made from this.
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Notes: This will be followed by part 2, written by B.L. Anderson. Thanks Brenda for the bunny.

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From a Certain Point of View
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Qui: Obi-Wan! You breathe a word of this to ANYONE?I will kill you. Understand?

Obi: Yes Master. I understand completely. I will not tell a soul, you have my word on that. But can you tell me where you got those? You think the girls would like to see me in those? Can?I?

Qui: OUT!! GO!! NOW!! I don't want to see you until dinner.

Obi: Yes Master. But you have to admit, they are very unique, and this is very funny.

Qui: Kenobi? Don't make me kill you know.

Obi: Sorry Master, I am going now?. (Obi ran, laughing hysterically as he flew out the door.)
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(Obi-Wan walks towards a group of friends standing near the entrance to the gym.)

Bant: Obi? Where ya been?

Obi: Hi guys. Um?just doing a little sparring with my Master.

Bant: Yeah. We heard something a bit more than that happened. Come on Obi?give us the scoop.

Garen: Spill it Kenobi. And we want the whole story, not the watered down version.

Obi: Okay, okay. Well, Master Qui-Gon and I were sparring. I was winning of course, something he will never admit to. I threw out a couple of low blows, has him pushed back. I was incredible right? But then?he starts getting mad.

Garen: Come on Obi, your Master doesn't get mad. He just gives you that evil?stare. That's bad enough.

Obi: Live with him for a bit?he gets mad. Anyway, he starts losing it?swinging his saber every which way. There was no logic to the attack. I catch his weakness and pin him on the mat.

Reeft: No way Kenobi?you had him pinned? He's like 8 feet tall.

Obi: And strong!! Yep, I pinned the great Jedi, Qui-Gon Jinn. He was thrashing about, yelling at me to let him up. Even tried to force push me away, but I was much to overpowering.

Bant: Obi?you were not?liar. He let you win.

Obi: Oh no, Bant. And the story does not end there. I did eventually let him up though.

Bant: Or, he forced you too.

Obi: I LET him up. You can only embarrass your master for so long. So, he got up and started swinging again. I, of course, blocked everything that came my way.

Reeft: Of course.

Obi: I did Reeft. I don't lie.

Reeft: No, but you exaggerate.

Obi: Maybe a bit. But not about this. I swear to you that all I am telling you is true.

Reeft: Whatever you say Kenobi. So?go on.

Obi: Okay, now?we are sparring again. It's going good. I am matching him at each attack. Then?he takes a step back and flips high in the air?somersaults over my head?not the most beautiful of moves mind you?I need to teach him a thing or 2 about those tricks?

Bant: Obi !! WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE SHOWING OFF BIT!!! WHAT HAPPENED?

Obi: Jeez Bant, be a little louder next time. I don't think the people of Alderaan could hear you.

Garen: Obi? Back to the story?

Obi: Oh, yeah?okay?flips and as he lands, he slips and does this kinda splits thing, and all I hear is this loud ripping sound. He straightens up, turns around and there they are, as plain as the ears on Master Yoda's head. I couldn't believe it, my Master actually wearing something like THAT!!!

Bant/Reeft/Garen: WHAT!!!

Obi: He had on, a pair of white boxer shorts?

Bant: That's not funny Obi.

Obi: No Bant, you don't understand?white?boxers?with?with?little?with little?HA!!...with?

Bant: Little what? Obi!!!

Obi: He had?little?lightsabers all over them?little, itty bitty, multicolored, lightsabers?a

 

Yeah, I'd like to hear Master Jinn's version, too!

Funny!

 

HA!! You will, dont worry!!!

 

LOL! I can't wait for more!

 

LOL!!! That is so funny, I can't wait to hear what Qui-Gon's side of the story is. This should be great. I can't wait for more. this is really good stuff.

 

Thanks guys!!

 

THAT was Soooo.. funny!!!
Sith that was good!
I CAN'T wait for the next part!!!

 

TOP!!!

 

up we go....

 

LOL! Very funny! Can't wait to see the next part!

 

UP WE GO!!

 

TOPPERS!!

 

I know I already replied once, but I've read it again in the meantime, and I always crack up laughing at the line "you can only embarrass your master for so long". And the way they get caught by Master Yoda and Qui-Gon explains that they are having a Master/Padawan bonding session was wickedly ingenious! I have to say it again: wonderful!

 

OTK, this just cracked me up!

Keep them coming!

 

LOL!! Thanks!! Jane, your comments crack me up!!!

 

LoL that was hysterical.

 

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