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FIC: Holiday Hugs (JA humor)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Obi the Kid, Dec 26, 2002.

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  1. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    TITLE: Holiday Hugs
    AUTHOR: Obi the Kid (hlnkid@aol.com)
    RATING: G
    SUMMARY: Humor. Pre-TPM. Obi-Wan is 13. Non-Slash. Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon
    and Bren celebrate the Winter Festival.
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    copyrighted to Tracy C. Knight. The story is the intellectual property
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    the writing or distribution of this story.

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    Holiday Hugs
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    Obi: Master! I got it. I know what I want for Winter Festival.

    Qui: What?

    Obi: A hug

    Qui: No. That means I?d have to return the duct tape that I got for
    you. No can do. Sorry, Obi-Wan.

    Obi: A hug costs nothing, Master. But it means so much to the one who
    is on the receiving end. Hug me.

    Qui: Go ask Brazo.

    Obi: I can?t. He and Mari are in the Gardens making goo goo eyes at
    each other. If there?s one thing more disgusting than adult mush, it?s
    disgusting adult mush.

    Qui: Ask, Bren.

    Obi: She?s watching that new Lima holo. Thud-19. I can?t disturb her.

    Qui: If I hug you now, then that?s it until the end of the month.
    There will be no hug on Winter Festival day. Your choice.

    Obi: Boy you are stingy with your hugs, aren?t you?

    Qui: Be thankful I don?t withhold them entirely.

    Obi: Master, can we go shopping? I still need to buy you something.

    Qui: I am NOT going back to that plaza. Ask Nev to take you.

    Obi: He did. Last session. He said, never again. Just like you.

    Qui: How did you fool him into taking you?

    Obi: Charm.

    Qui: No, seriously. How did you do it?

    Obi: I bribed him.

    Qui: With?

    Obi: Um?cash.

    Qui: I have no cash.

    Obi: Not now, no.

    Qui: Obi-Wan!

    Obi: So, I can?t go shopping. You will be giftless then.

    Qui: I have you. What more do I need?

    Obi: Really? You mean that?

    Qui: Oh, sorry. A temporary moment of insanity.

    Obi: Master!

    Qui: I know what you can get me. A day of quiet. Peace. Relaxing.
    Normalcy. No stress. Aaaaaaaaaaaah, this is nice. Solitude. Silence.


    Obi: Master, wake up!

    Qui: I was having a nice dream. You know better than to disturb me
    when I am dreaming about having a normal apprentice.

    Obi: What?s the fun in being normal?

    Qui: It comes with peace and serenity.

    Obi: Who needs that! Mush is all you need.

    Qui: I prefer sanity. Ask Yoda to take you shopping.

    Obi: Master you know he only likes to go to the Thongs R Us store. Do
    you want a thong for your gift?

    Qui: Um?no. Bren already got?I mean?NO! Do not bring one of those
    things in this apartment.

    Obi: Uh huh. Okay, so how about I make you breakfast as my gift? Mr.
    Bluwool told me about these things called grits. He said they are GOOD!
    Whew. If you ask me, sounds like a food made of sand, but he?s a
    friend of Master Brazo?s. And would Master Brazo steer me wrong?

    Qui: Depends on if you hit him during a sane moment or not.

    Obi: I can make you grits, cheeken eggs and a Qui Pie.

    Qui: Obi-Wan that is not breakfast.

    Obi: It?s the best I can do. You pick it. A hug. A thong.
    Breakfast. Those are your choices as they now stand.

    Qui: I chose?none of the above.

    Obi: I love you, Master.

    Qui: Stop trying to make me feel sorry for you.

    Obi: Are you usually this happy during the holidays?

    Qui: Obi-Wan!

    Obi: What? All I want is one little hug. Am I asking to much?

    Qui: You are asking to often. You want a hug all the time. You think
    just because this is a holiday, a special occasion that I will suddenly
    become your mush buddy. Wrong. Accept the fact that life offers little
    mush. Your enemy won?t hug you. It?s my job to teach you to understand
    your enemy and to face him. Offering him a hug will not ge
     
  2. Jedi_Suzuran

    Jedi_Suzuran Jedi Knight star 5

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    Trolls of New York, lol!

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Another great installment, Obi. :D
     
  3. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thanks Suzaran!!


    Obi
     
  4. Linari_Tanis

    Linari_Tanis Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Nov 25, 2002
    [face_laugh] This is great!!! Where the heck do you get the idea's for all this?!?!? :D I don't know...but it's really funny and very interesting to read every time. :D
     
  5. Wild_Huntress

    Wild_Huntress Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] Lol! This was really cute and really funny. Loved how Obi tries to make breakfast for Qui. ;) SO sweet! [face_love] Great job.
     
  6. Padawan_Jess_Kenobi

    Padawan_Jess_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    lol!! That was great!! Awww. I liked the ending...really funny too. I like your stories a lot, Obi the Kid!!! That was awesome that Obi finally got to meet Lima. And the breakfast thing was funny. Good job!
     
  7. Cascadia

    Cascadia Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 15, 2002
    Funny and sweet. [face_laugh] I think I enjoy your stories the more of them I read. :D
     
  8. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thanks everyone. I hope you guys all had a nice holiday as Qui and Obi did. :D Thanks so much for the comments!

    Obi
     
  9. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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  10. Padawan_Jess_Kenobi

    Padawan_Jess_Kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    even if you've read it 5 times (as I just did) its always so sweet and fluffy. Obi's just so loveable isn't he? Qui was actually really sweet and understanding in this fic...and Obi wasn't too insane :D I hope to see more stories like this from you *taps foot impatiently*

    UP UP UP UP T
     
  11. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    HAHA! Thanks Jess. Yes, this Obi was a bit more uh..contained. Poor Qui!


    Obi
     
  12. Obi the Kid

    Obi the Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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