An Interesting Day (Q/O humor 2/2)

Title: An Interesting Day
Author: Padawan Jess Kenobi
Rating: PG, humor,
Time: JA, Obi-Wan is 14
Thanks to : Wild_Huntress and JediAKM for betaing this
Disclaimer: I've already been arrested for claiming that the SW world is mine so....I don't own anything



An annoying ringing sound cut through the air. It was soon halted as a hand half-heartily threw the alarm clock on the ground, making a bang, soon followed by an even larger bang. Obi-Wan Kenobi grunted as he hit the ground. The door to his room opened and a tall man smiled wryly at him.

?By the Force Obi-Wan, you?d think by the age of fourteen, you wouldn?t need a crib to sleep in anymore.? Qui-Gon joked.

Obi-Wan threw him a sarcastic smirk. ?Ha ha Master. I can just feel the love and encouragement here, penetrating every midichlorian of my being.? Qui-Gon Jinn was Obi-Wan?s Master, and Obi-Wan was his padawan . Over the past two years that they had been a Jedi team, they had developed a father-son bond.

Both Jedi laughed as Obi-Wan picked himself off of the floor, and into bed. Qui-Gon frowned. ?Obi-Wan, when your alarm clock wakes you up, its customary for people to well, wake up.?

Obi-Wan?s head was on his pillow, so his reply was muffled, ?Maybe its customary for you, and siths to get up at this sithly hour, but not normal people.?

Qui-Gon hid his amusement, and growled at Obi-Wan. ?What did you say??

Obi-Wan immediately corrected himself. ?Uh...I said that it *should* be customary for everyone but siths to get up at this hour.? said Obi-Wan as he put on a cheesy smile.

Qui-Gon shook his head and smiled, ?that?s what I thought you said. Now go shower and meet me in half an hour in the sparring rooms. Obi-Wan groaned, but got up and stumbled to the ?fresher anyway. Ten minutes later a wet padawan emerged from the ?fresher, feeling nice and clean. He looked at his chrono and his eyes bugged out 4:10 am!!! He thought it was at lease 6:00 am or something. ?My master is crazy!? He muttered to himself. Who in their right minds wake up this early in the morning?

Suddenly the door to his and Qui-Gon?s door swung open to reveal a very awake Bant. <I rest my case> he thought to himself. ?Hey Obi!!? she screamed at him.

He looked at his usually quiet friend. ?Um...hi Bant. Are you okay??
Bant giggled at him. ?Of course I?m okay, silly. My Master and I went to Master Yoda?s house for breakfast, and it was gooood.? Obi-Wan had a look of pure horror on his face. ?Bant, you didn?t...tell me you didn?t...eat Master Yoda?s...? ,he gulped nervously ,?cooking??
?Yup!!? Said Bant happily as she skipped out of the quarters singing something about ?the colors of the wind.? Obi-Wan looked after her, puzzled. He glanced again at his chrono and determined he had fifteen minutes before he needed to meet his Master. Obi-Wan decided to have some toast for breakfast. He hummed to himself as he put two pieces of toast in the toaster. While he waited for the toast, he decided to watch a bit of TV He turned on the monitor and flipped the channels until he saw a movie he liked called ?The Planet of the Wookies.? He watched it for a little until he smelt something burning. A jolt of realization hit Obi-Wan as he sprang off of the couch.

<The toast!> he screamed to himself. When he ran in the kitchen he noticed that the toaster was jerking about. Obi-Wan was at a loss of what to do. He didn?t want to pull the plug, but if he didn?t the toaster might blow up or something!! He looked around frantically as the toaster began to spit steam. He reached for his lightsaber. <Qui-Gon?s going to kill me!> he thought as he slaughtered the poor toaster in half, the blue blade of his lightsaber burning through it. He swore to himself, imagining the decrease in his allowance he was going to get for this. But he couldn?t worry about this now. He glanced at his chrono, and determined he had to leave now, unless he wanted to risk being late. He did *not* enjoy the two hour lecture on punctuality his Master gave him the last time he was late.
Obi-Wan ra

 

Hee hee! This is great so far Jess...it's weird saying that...

I can just feel the love and encouragement here, penetrating every midichlorian of my being.

That has got to be my fav. line.

And you wanted me to read this 'cause of my name, right?

 

Ah yes. This fic is just as cute the third time as the first. Up with this!

 

Master_Comedy_Kitty- Thank you! Thats my favorite line too Yes, the names are my alterior motive for having you read my story...just don' tell anyone!

Wild_Huntress- thanks! 3 times is the charmer! gracious for the up!

 

The next part is going to be up soon.

Need...more...reviews... *hint hint*

 

Heres the last part of this story...its a bit funnier than the first. I think...


After Obi-Wan had landed behind Qui-Gon, he percepted that Qui-Gon could
turn around fast enough to stop his blow. So, Obi-Wan fell to the ground. He
saw Qui-Gon turn around expecting him to be there. Obi-Wan took Qui-Gon?s
momentary confusion as an advantage, and jumped up with lightning speed. He
knocked away his Master?s lightsaber, as he lay his lightsaber on Qui-Gon?s
neck, signaling a ?kill.?

The audience of the sparring match gasped in amazement. A 14 year old
apprentice just beat one of the best swordsman in the whole order!

Obi-Wan looked at an amazed Qui-Gon and said dramatically ?Do you yeild,
Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn?? he said with a touch of humor in his voice.

Qui-Gon looked proudly at his padawan and put on a fake, scared shaky voice
?Yes, I yeild, Jedi Padawan Learner Obi-Wan Kenobi.? Obi-Wan smiled as he
lowered his lightsaber, and deactivated it.

Qui-Gon looked around for a moment. Obi-Wan smiled mischeviously and pointed
to an object on the ground 10 meters away. ?You want your lightsaber back,
Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn?? Obi-Wan said keeping his voice formal.
Qui-Gon played along and bowed exageratingly low and responded ?Would you do
me the honor?? Obi-Wan called upon the Force to deliver Qui-Gon?s lightsaber
to his outstretched hand. It was at that point that the crowd exploded in a
flurry of cheers. Obi-Wan drew in a breath as he recongnized a certain
shinyness poking out from the crowd. It was Master Mace Windu! For a moment
Obi-Wan saw awe on the Master?s face. Mace walked up to Qui-Gon, his eyes
twinkling with mischeviousness.

Mace Windu winked at Qui-Gon and said. ?That was an excellent match Obi-Wan.
Come on, Qui. You?re not gonna let him win that easily, are you?? The crowd
of Jedi all understood what was going to happen next, and yes, they would
enjoy it. Qui-Gon knew what Mace meant, and surpressed a laugh. He saw
Obi-Wan?s young confused face, and slowly gathered the Force around him. He
sent waves of the Force towards his padawan. Before he knew it, Obi-Wan was
face down on the training mat, laughing hysterically. Qui-Gon?s grin grew.

A couple minutes went by, in which the crowd of Jedi found their spirits
lifting, just by the pure sound of a young boy laughing. Mace lifted an
eyebrow, not many people could withstand the effects of Qui-Gon?s
Force-tickling fo so long. Qui-Gon doubled his efforts as Obi-Wan laughed
harder than ever. Obi-Wan knew he couldn?t withstand the torture for much
longer.

?All right... I yeild!? He gasped out in between his bursts of laughter.
Qui-Gon only smiled evilly. ?You know what you need to say, padawan.?

?No.? said a stubborn Obi-Wan. He would *not* give in to this evil request.
The crowd was obviously enjoying the show, as they cheered both Qui-Gon and
Obi-Wan on. A few minutes later, and Obi-Wan knew he had to submit. He
couldn?t take it anymore. ?Alright...stop...please, I?ll say...it. You?re...
you?re a g...g..good cook Master.? He winced as he said this. Qui-Gon
stopped the tickling, and walked over to his apprentice which was gasping
for breath.

Qui-Gon turned to the chuckling crowd and announced. ?See I do have good
cooking. My apprentice finally admitted to this.? He glanced over to Obi-Wan
who was getting up. Obi-Wan walked over and made a face. He scarcely had
time to look up before he felt someone slam into him. The figure knocked him
to the floor. Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. It was Padawan Jenny Opinfros. She
was a little bit older than Obi-Wan and was definatiy infatuated with the
handsome padawan.

?Ohhhh Obi!? She cooed at him, ?you?re such a good swordsman, yes you are.?
Obi-Wan was very annoyed now. He hated it when women baby talked at him. He
attmpted to remove himself from the clutches of Jenny, but she held him too
tight. Obi-Wan looked over Jenny?s shoulder, helplessly at the crowd, who
were laughing quite audibly now. It was Qui-Gon that came to Obi-Wan?s
rescue.

 

Cute, short and sweet- I love this fic Jess!

 

that was great. please update soon, if there is more to add.

 

That was cool!

Cute little story about them!


God bless!

<3-Malz

 

Hi Padawan Jess You write very well! And your sense of comedy is wonderful too! I really liked

Obi-Wan drew in a breath as he recongnized a certain shinyness poking out from the crowd. It was Master Mace Windu!

Please keep writing more!

 

Wow more people actually read this fic? Thanks!

Padawan_Padme_Kenobi: Thanks. No there is no more, but I am writing a sequel called What The...? (Yes I know its a horrible title)

Malz4JESUS: Thank you. Glad you found it cute!

forever_jedi:Thank you fir saying that I write well That always makes me happy. I'm glad you like my sense of comedy! Thank you, you are too kind!

 

I'm just hungry for reveiws, anyone else interested? UP Yes I am an author and I am upping my own story