10 THINGS to Yell Out While Watching SW ROTS

When Anakin is on fire:

"Cool off"
"take a chill pill"
"what's got him cookin?"

 

double word

 

"My wife and I will take the girl. We've always talked about adopting a baby girl. She will be loved by us."


"Yeah right, buddy, don't go bringing your wife into it just because your soldiers aren't marching."

or

"Sure, perv, we know what your intentions are. Your instant 'I'll take the girl and you can have the boy' response and shifty eyes don't alarm us one bit."

 

*thunderous applause*

 

After the film shout out, what it was earth all along what a jip.

 

(When Yoda first appears in the movie)

Man, the puppet in this movie looks like it was done by a computer!

 

Yell out: "Rosebud was the name of Anakin's first Speeder!"

 

Whats that Lump in the popcorn!!??

 

"Good relations with the Wookiees, I have"

Start Singing

 

Just die already!!!

 

Shout out "Yes" in a provocative manner right before Vader shouts "Nooooo"

 

Shout out right before Anakin bursts into flames 'Here's where he farts at the wrong time'

 

When Padme is dying on the operating table stand up and clap loudly crying "I do believe in fairies, I do, I do, I do believe in fairies.... "

 

1. What crawled up your @$$ this morning?
2. No anakin she is with me
2. You bastards how could you kill aayla
3. Behind you Ki-Adi behind you!
4. Go Obi Go Obi
5. Why do you have to kill the black guy first you racist bastard

 

Joss Whedon will never create anything THIS good!

 

dont know if they mentioned this yet ...wont read 19 pages

*when the movie begins*

STAR WARS SUCKS!!!!!


*when the movie ends*

I CANT WAIT FOR EPISODE 4!!!!

LOL

 

"WTH are you doin', Palpy?!"

 

When the clones kill that young jedi kid in front of Bail Organa

*Mimicking run forest run*

"Run Bail run"

LOL

 

When i went to the midnight showing, right after it says...

A long time ago, in a galaxy far
far away

then it goes quiet and STAR WARS pops up. Some guy figured he'd like sing along i guess, but he midjudged STAR WARS was going to come up on the screen, so he hit it a few seconds early.

The guy in front of me stood up and goes, "SHUT THE **** UP"

then sits down.

silence is so sweet.

 

Talking Heads song...

Burning Down the House!!!

 

When attempting comedy, it pays to get your spelling correct.

 

When Palps sounds like he's having breathing problems when he becomes Sids, some guy in the front started hacking and coughing, sounding just like Palpatine in the movie. Everyone laughed.

 

once when i saw ROTS it was at the part where anakin lops off dookus head and there was this 8 year old boy sitting a few rows back and rioght after anakin did the kid yelled "YAY ANAKIN!!!!!!"

 

"Padme is hot as a rocket." (9 times)

Number 10: "Hey Ani, should've used a rubber. Would've saved you some problems."

 

1st Person "Cut the blue wire!"

....

2nd Person "No loose wire jokes!"