100 EU quotes

Wow i wish i would of found this place sooner. ummm were to start.
This is from memory so forgive me if its wrong

"I name you the Sword of The Jedi, You are like Tempered Steel, Purposeful and Razor keen. Always Shall you be in front rank, A burning brand to all your enemies a brilliant fire to all your friends. Yours is a restless life and never shall you know peace you shall be bless for the peace that you bring to others. Take comfort in the fact that though you stand tall and alone others take shelter in the shadows you cast"

 

I, too, am kicking myslef at not having found this thread earlier:

Here's a couple for you guys, from a fan of K/J :

45: "Great One," he said, looking up, "please exercise your godly powers and summon real food. We're orbiting six hundred kilometers above the greenest planet in the New Republic, and the mess can't seem to find any fresh vegetables."

~ Kyp to Jaina in Destiny's Way.

44: "Jacen's alive. He's on Mon Calamari with Uncle Luke and Mara."

"Wonderful! Get yourself a plate of rehydrated salthia bean paste, and we'll have a feast and celebrate!"

~ Jaina and Kyp in Destiny's Way

Specterace

 

Agreed. There are whole passages in SOA where Wedge, Janson, Tycho and Hobbie do nothing but spew one-liners at each other. Its hilarouis.

 

43. "Time for you to do one of the six or eight things you do best." Mara to Luke in Betrayal

 

42. "I've been had. General, I request permission to jump from an upper-story balcony, to ease my shame."

"Granted."

¯Wes and Wedge

 

41. "Do you realize the cost of being a Jedi? I have watched my master slain, murdered my own brother, betrayed your mother... all of this, only to become blinded to the Force. I no longer enjoy my memories, Vima. I have wandered too far, seen too much... I have the blood of enough children on my hands... why would you want anything I can teach you?" - Ulic Qel-Droma to Vima Sunrider, Tales of the Jedi - Redemption

 

40. "What happened to you, and where shall we send flowers to the other guy?"

-- Kyp Durron to Mara Jade Skywalker

 

39.

"Endorsements. I could do that instead of flying. I?ve had offers from bacta makers. Bacta?s a sort of medicine."

"You are not a well man?"

"I?m well enough. But the ground and I get along so well we sometimes get together a little too vigorously."

Hobbie & Cheriss, Starfighters Of Adumar

 

38. "Only one last bit of business and all of this can be over."
"And that is?"
"And that is the hardest bit of all, my love. We have to tell your father our first child will not be named for him."


Corran Horn to Mirax

 

37.

They're bigger than us, stronger than us, and meaner than us. If this is anything but a poetry contest, we're in for a very humiliating experience.

Tycho Celchu - Battleground: Tatooine

 

38. "Is every third human named Solo in this galaxy?"

Khalee Lah

 

35. (I think )

Corran: "She'd do more damage if she'd actually shoot the rifle."
Wes: "Tell her that. Spoil her fun."
Corran: "Not for all the spice on Kessel."

Plourr: "I should have vacationed on Corellia sooner."

Corran: "Are there more like her at home?"
Wes: "A planet full."
Corran: "Keep them there."

X-Wing: Family Ties

 

34. "Are you an angel? Aw, I'm just kidding. That's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it."

-- Atton Rand

 

33.

"Janson, orient yourself. You're belly to the sky."

"Negative, boss. I'm right side up. You three inverted coming out of that headache maneuver."

Wedge glanced up and saw only sky and sun above him.

Janson's voice came again, a taunt this time: "Made you look."


Wedge & Wes, Starfighters of Adumar

 

32. Bastila: "Don't worry, these are simple questions. Nothing too intrusive. First, what kind of background do you have?"
Revan: "I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to overthrow the Republic."

-Bastila Shan & Revan



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I thought this was funny:


Jedi Gabe: "You seem more evil today. Are you evil?"
Jedi Tycho: "Evil? No, no. Why I just helped a tiny Jawa across the street!"
[fire blazes] "And into a furnace!"

 

31.

"Gavin, are you trying to tell me you don't know how to kiss a girl?"

"Ancorhead may have been small but not that small."

"Kin don't count."

Corran Horn & Gavin Darklighter, Wedge's Gamble

 

30.

"Don't challenge me, Jaina."

"Give me one good reason."

"You couldn't channel the Force wearing that dress. There isn't enough room in there for it to squeeze through."

-- Kyp Durron to Jaina Solo

 

29.

"Dllr, I think... Yes, I'm certain I'm going to kill you for bringing us here."

"No need, Wes. The music is doing it for you! These guys sound like an eyeball crash."

"Yeah, but without the catchy melody."

"Why doesn't the drummer save himself some trouble and just bang on our heads. No wonder everybody here's half-drunk - it dulls the pain!"

Wes, Dllr, Hobbie & Plouur - Battleground: Tatooine

 

28. "And a naked man the size of a dwarf Wookie is goig to stay hidden for how long?"

Jaina Solo Betrayal

 

27: "Be a Skywalker?! That's turned out real well for our family, hasn't it?! Killed my father-and look at what it did to yours!
Be a Jedi?! Why?!
I've read the histories! Time and again, the galaxy-which we served-turned against us! And we keep coming back for more! that's real clever of us isn't it?"-Cade Skywalker to Luke in Legacy

26. "Every generation has its challenges to face, its own battles to win. Why should yours be any different? Running away from your responsibilities won't solve anything."-Luke to Cade in Legacy

 

25. "Anger is a most sweet nectar. Despair will also suffice."- Exar Kun

 

24.

Wedge: "Sithspit! What's that?"
Wes: "That's the sun, Wedge. It's after dawn."
Wedge: "Well, it offends me. Turn it off."

 

23.

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

"Do you have any idea how little we care? Tell it to the Jawas so they get your name right when they bag your body."

A Devaronian and Mirax, The Bacta War

 

22.

Bastila: "On which planet were you born?"
Revan: "Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookiee. Can't you tell?"

? Bastila Shan and Revan

 

21.

"When you always know what is right, where is freedom? No one chooses the wrong, Jacen Solo. Uncertainty sets you free."

Vergere, Traitor