100 Things Not to do during the ROTS premier

My buddies at 3SA told me about a humor thread like this so I decided to bring it to 3NS and continue with my 100 reasons theme.


1. Scream while walking out of the theater, Wow, who would've believed Jar Jar was Anakin's father

 

2) Dress up as Spock.

 

3. Scream, "IT'S A TRAP!!!!"

 

`Guess what? At the end of the credits Lucas said he'd make another 3 episodes.'

 

5) Spoil everyone still waiting in line by loudly discussing actual plot points you just saw.

 

6) "Wow, The Duel was dissapointing. Good plug for 'Sock 'em Boppers', though.

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7. Giggle uncontrollably from the lineup until the Main Theme plays.

 

8. Shout Out, "I am Sifo-Dyas"

 

9. Poke the guy in front of you with a toy lightsaber in the ear, all the while saying, "This is the WILL of the Force!"

 

10) Add your own sound effects to the lightsaber fights.

11) Laugh out loud whenever Jar-Jar speaks.

 

12. Fall asleep

 

13. Continually shout at random points, "Wait, which one of those guys is Han Solo?"

 

14. Start up a large scale lightsaber battle in the aisles as the film is playing.

 

15. Demonstrate your "amazing" Chewbacca impression for your friends. Anytime you see a Wookiee.

 

16) If/When Vader is revealed for the first time, stand up on your chair and shout "Who's your Daddy?!"

 

17.) Laugh uncontrollably when any major character dies.

 

18) Sing along with the theme suring the Opening Crawl.

19) Tell the guy at the snack bar, "One large tub of popcorn do I require."

20) Bring your toy starfighter and renact the battles as they happen.

 

21) Catcall whenever Hayden (or Natalie) comes on screen.

22) Use someone else's Jedi robes to dry your tears and blow your nose.

23) Wait outside the backdoor for autographs.

 

24)Shout out, "That looks so FAKE!!!!!!"

25)Tell the person next to you, "I KNEW that was going to happen! I ALWAYS knew it!"

 

26) Come dressed up in an authentic Vader costume.

(Two reasons why that's a bad idea: 1. Think of the poor sucker sitting behind you! 2. Although you know you're the best dressed in the house, you won't be able to see or hear any of the movie!!!)

 

27) Repeat whatever the characters say right after they say it throughout the entire film. If anybody gets mad then wave your hand in front of their face and say "You don't want me to stop talking, you want to buy me popcorn".

 

28. When leaving the cinema, remark in a loud voice: "Wow! When's the next one coming out? I can't wait to see what happens with this Dark Vader bloke!"

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Bite people. Tasty.

 

29. Every time Yoda comes on the screen, yell "Look it's Yoda!"

That actually happened to me during Attack of the Clones. This kid kept yelling it.

-Seldon

 

29. When the duel happens, run to the screen and "help" Obi-Wan beat Anakin.