100 Things Not to do during the ROTS premier

144. When the opening theme starts, loudly sing the Bill Murray lyrics. ("STAAAAR WAAAARS! Nothing but STAAAAR WAAAARS!")

145. During the scene of the twins' birth (assuming there is one), shout at the screen, "Push, Padme! Push!" and ask other viewers to get hot water.

146. Bring two candlesticks to the theater, then slap them into the shape of a cross whenever Dooku appears.

 

147. Start a mosh pit

 

Arrive in your star wars underware.

 

149. Everytime an actor appears on screen, say "Hey, isn't that the guy from (insert non-SW movie)!"

Mace- "Hey, it's the guy from Pulp Fiction!"
Ewan- "Hey, it's the guy from Trainspotting!"
etc.

 

150. Cheer during the battle scenes.

Yoda! Yoda! He's our man if he can't do it no one can!

151. Everytime you see Vader on the screen point and yell I know where your kids are!

 

152. When Darth Vader first comes on screen shout out 'Hey didn't he die in ROTJ.'
153. Say the above for Darth Sidious when he first come on screen
154. Come dressed as Jar Jar.

 

155. Sit in the front row and, 5 minutes into the movie, start slashing the screen with the machete that the movie ticket-taker thought was just a prop

156. Sit in the back row and, 6 minutes into the movie, stand up, turn around and spray paint the little window that is projecting the movie. That might be bad. Could make some mad. You'd probably have to call your dad. In the meantime, guard your gnads.

157. Dress in a Chewbacca outfit, then walk around screaming "Beam me up, Scotty!"

158. Dress up as Wormser, Lamar, Louis and the rest of the nerds, because that's MY idea and that's what MY friends and I will do to back the claim that Revenge of the Nerds is the greatest "Revenge of the..." movie ever (aside from Revenge of the Radioactive Reporter - the greatest "Revenge of the..." movie ever!)

 

159. When someone important dies say in your loudest voice (without yelling) "dude, that sucks"

160. When a Jedi gets killed stand up and start signing "Another One Bites the Dust"

 

Tell the spoiler-free friend next to you all the stuff in you read in the 3SA forum the night before.

 

Defecate.

 

on the screen

 

164. Show people your tongue after eating those Staw Wars Cheetos.

 

165. Play with the Star Wars Cheetos like they were action figures.

 

Then ask if anyone wants to eat them.....

 

166.Whenever Grievous powers up his lightsabers, yell "run away!" Monty Python style.

 

167. Whenever anyone dies yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" for about six seconds, and by that I mean if ANYONE dies, including random pilots in a space battle and guys falling over after being shot. And if somone ELSE dies during those six seconds, start again.

168. Sit in the middle of a group of hard-core fans(dressed up preferably) and in the most crucial part of the film sigh loudly in a really bored way and say "I miss LOTR"

169. Yell out when R2-D2 comes on screen for the first time "Hey, look, it's a baby Dalek". And from then on when you see him say "EX-TER-MIN-ATE EX-TER-MIN-ATE"

 

170. Come dressed as Spock.

(Bad idea.)

171. Eat 3 chili cheese dogs and drink two cans of 7up.

 

172. During the Kashyyk part, say "Man, the Ewoks really let themselves go by the time of ROTJ."

 

173. Play spin the bottle

 

174. When and if Anakin says he loves Padme stand up and yell LIAR!

 

175. If they show when Leia and Luke are born say aloud "THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER"
176. On the duels start commenting with the guy next to you why in theory is impossible to create a lightsaber because of technical reasons
177. Shout "I have a Thermal detonator" and then throw the popcorn up in the air while shouting "BANG"

 

178. Lift your foot up, kick the person sitting in front of you hard in the back of the head, and then blame it on a muscular spasm.

Okay, so it's not SW-related...but try it...go on...

 

Grab the RotS promo stand-up on the way out.

 

This has probably been said, but oh well.

179: When the opening crawl begins and you see the Star Wars logo shout out, "Hey, I've seen this one before!"

 

180: when it ends, yell "that SUCKED!", and ask for your money back.