100 things NOT to say when walking out of ROTS

The "False spoilers" thread gave me an idea; 100 things not to say when walking out of Episode III, past the big line of people waiting to get in to see the movie. These can anything you want, just no spoilers obviously and make sure it relates to SW.

1. "I was blown away that Sidious turned out to be Palpatine!'

 

2. "I can't believe N'Sync had a cameo!"

3. "I can't believe Han and Lando were playing in a sandbox!"

 

4."I can't believe Darth Vader was Luke's Father!!!"

5."So wait...it takes place BEFORE the one from the 70's!"

 

6) I can't believe that Jar Jar was Darth Sidious the whole time!

7) I saw Saurman, but where was Gandalf?

8) That song and dance number was out of place at the end.

 

9. Nute Gunray sacrificed himself for the twins?!!??

10. This movie was too dark.

 

11. "Best. Movie. Ever."

 

12. Woah, Sidious is ET?

 

Steal my thunder won't ya NorCal Nah its fine.



13. Ya know, Padme looks hotter pregnent.

 

14. It never occurred to me that all the wookies would be shrunk down to make ewoks except for Chewbacca...

 

15. When does Episode IV come out? I can't wait to see what happens next!

 

16. "Wait, does that sexscene mean Obi Wan is actually the father of Luke & Leia?"

- O_F

 

17. Saying, "[Insert Spoiler here]"

 

18. "I can't believe Jar Jar became a Red Guard. Guess he is in the OT after all!"

 

So ewoks can be Jedi!

 

Ohhhh I have a few things in mind... but I don't wanna be gutted like a fish, so I won't say them here

 

Stinrab : Once you start thinking about it, it can't escape your mind !!!

20. What the heck was this about, the Death Star destroying Corusante (sp)???

 

21. I'm glad Mace Windu didn't go out like a punk, but was it really necessary for Palpatine to eat him afterwards?

 

22. Where does Enterprise come into all this?

 

23. Wow! that dance off between Anakin and Yoda was off the schnizzle!

 

24. You know what, I really liked how the opening scroll was in ebonics!

 

25. In am really glad they gave JarJar that 5 minute monologue

 

26. So Darth Vader was Anakin's clone?! Oh!

 

27. Luke and Leia are brother and sister? But they kissed in Hoth!!!!

 

28. That was so cool when Boba killed Mace.

 

29. Finally, another Star Wars movie just like The Phantom Menace! Wizards!