100 things NOT to say when walking out of ROTS

53. "I knew it was rated PG-13, but did Palpatine really need to go into that 5 minute stream of profanity?"
54. "Man, after that duel for some reason I'm really in the mood for barbecue."
55. "Wow, they got the seventies look completely right. I loved Yoda's afro!"

 

56. I had no idea Leia was orignally born as a boy.

 

56. I had no idea Leia was orignally born as a boy.


57. I never knew Owen Lars was so kick@$$ with a lightsaber.

 

58. I can't believe that blasted Gene Snitsky caused Padme to have a miscarriage

 

59. I can't believe Richard Simmons was the new villian

 

60. I thought we had seen the last of Darth Kimball...

 

61. I can't belive that Dath Sidious is really Mon Mothma.

 

62. "I liked how Obi Wan swung first in the duel, but I think in the next special edition Lucas should have Anakin swing first!"

63. "Wait a minute, who are the babies again?"

64. "I was hoping Jar Jar would get knighted"

65. "Man, that movie was a donwer - why did it have to end so sadly? It's not like Anakin was predestined to go to the Dark Side, was he?"

 

66. Who would have thought that JarJar was actually Sifo-Dyas

 

67. That half-hour-long heavy metal jamfest in the theater scene was AWESOME, dude!! *headbangs*

 

68. I like how this movie gave the Opening Crawl a skip and just got right into the action.

 

69. Man that was really cool how the Jedi hired Mulder and Scully to find out who Syfo-Dias was.

 

70. I mean, I knew this one wasn't PG, but did they have to have the love triangle turn into a three-way?

 

71. Did Anakin's chat with the Architect have to be so pretentious?

 

72. I'm glad they showed the SW Christmas Special before the movie, it really got my blood pumping.

 

73. The best bit was been Jar Jar took out his lightsaber and chopped Padmé head off.

 

I can't believe that blasted Gene Snitsky caused Padme to have a miscarriage

Then he punted Luke across the Dune Sea.

 

I mean, I knew this one wasn't PG, but did they have to have the love triangle turn into a three-way?

YES!

 

74. Who would've thought Jar Jar would become the emporer.

 

75. Obi-Wan Lives?! Is he related to that "Ben Kenobi" in Episode IV?

 

76. WOAH! We alwasy wondered how Mace Windu will die, but I never imagined he'd really just turned into Wicket W. Warrick! Nyub nyub!

Slimy!

 

77. How dare that Mace "pass his Windu"?

 

78. I'm glad I sat through the credits at the end so that I could hear that "I love technology" song.

 

79. It was awesome how The Hansens made a comeback in the music industry by doing Duel of The Fates in the movie.

 

80. Man, that Sidious is one sexy guy.