1001 Things not to do during the RotS premiere

Masterbate.
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Dont go horny over one of the charecters. LOL

 

Stifle a loud errupting laugh when Sidious gives the name Darth Vader....then look around and say under your breath, "****in' moron! That name is already taken."

 

Listen to the stupid employees of the movie theater who direct you to stand in the wrong line for 45 minutes.

Seriously, I had tickets to 7:45pm, and nearly all of us 7:45ers were directed to the wrong ungodly long line. Stupid, stupid theater people. They didn't even have any signs or anything!

 

Say, "Eh, I saw one of these star wars movies a while back. You seen one, you seen 'em all."

Proclaim loudly that it's funny that Chewbacca has Down's syndrome (insensitive, yes I know)

 

When it gets to a crucial moment yell out in your best red-neck voice
"RANDY ARE YOU IN THIS THEATRE? IF SO WE'RE ALL GOIN TO CHILI'S AFTERWARDS!"

 

Disturb the final scenes of the film by yelling at the top of your lungs, OVER-Rated clap clap clap-clap-clap OVER-Rated!! Immediately following the Obi\Vader deul.

 

Pull the fire alarm.




Yeah, thanks to the jackass who did that on my second viewing. Right before Anakin chokes Padmé, too. Classy.

 

Keep asking questions because none of the film makes sense as a prequal to Spaceballs.

 

Ok People,
because i had nothing else to do today, i decided to count all of the ideas people put up....and you guys reached 445!!!!!!!!!!!! that's pretty good and the ideas are sooooooooooo hilarious i thought i was going to die of a heart attack or something!!!!
GOOD JOB everyone, keep those ideas coming!

i tried to come up with one, so here goes...
-get up and stand right in front of the screen with your face stuck to it, telling everyone you forgot your glasses. (lol, i tried)

 

Ask a fan beside you if the why the clone troopers look the same.

 

Say:

Geez schlaweez! Anakin is Vader! I thought the name Anakin Skywalker was just a cawinky dink.

(When Tion Meddon shows up) Hey look! It's Michael Jackson!

 

- bump old, outdated threads.

 

Learn to love yourself, physically, while in your theater chair.

 

6. Bring each set of ROTS merchandise you have to the theater and read the scenes out from the book or act the scenes out with the action figures

Go to the movie dressed as Jar Jar.

Tell everyone in line that Keannu Reeves plays Grand Moff Tarkin, looks at the Death Star and says "WHOA!"

Show up dressed as a Klingon.


Stand up at the end of the credits and yell "Star Wars Sucks! Trekkies Forever!"

ROTFLMAO!

 

Lock your keys in your car along with all of your costume gear an hour before the TV crews get there.

I did that but fortunately we got in in time.

 

Yell "Look, there's George Lucas!" every time a new person walks into the theater.

Ask "When does Kirk kill the Emperor?" every minute after Windu is killed.

 

I know that the whole "Trekkies" thing has been touched on, but , in the "You were my brother!" scene, right before anakin says "I hate you!" yell out, 'KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN...obi!!"

 

stand up and yell "Ohhhhhhhh! Snap!" everytime someine is struck with a lightsaber.

sadly, this one was done by a kid 2 rows in front of me on my last viewing...

 

Ask "Wh ois the green dude."

Turn your cell phone back on(anyone who does this will be beaten to death with a plastic lightsaber.

 

Ruin the birth of Vader with a loud belch.

 

Narrate the movie for someone who 1)can hear and 2)is a MORON!!!
Keep putting your nasty, gross man feet on the back of my chair and then readjusting your body so the whole row of seats shakes so loud I can't hear the movie.
Keep asking when Darth Vader will appear on screen after the opening crawl.
Show up in a LOTR costume and ask where the hobbits are.
Reenact the hair brushing scene with your significant other during the movie or credits("It's only because I'm so in love")
Yell out how much better BB or FF will be when they come out during the movie.
Ask me when the wife beating scene will be on

 

Laughing at the Palps question to Vader and get even more frantic when Vader takes his first breath...... that was not funny at all and did spoil the tragic funernal for me plus the beautiful score...

 

defintaly DO NOT COME DRESSED UP AS A STAR TREK PERSON

 

DON'T RUN OUT OF WEED!!!!!!!!!