Clone Wars 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season of The Clone Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by mighty_mouse_droid, May 12, 2010.

  1. mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Master

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    1) Never trust the latest good-willing character

    2) If you want to live, have Ahsoka rescue you

    3) (edited at people's request) If a ship needs crashing, always call Anakin

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  2. Sith-Spitter01 Jedi Knight

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    4) Retcon is actually pretty fun!
  3. Alexrd Force Ghost

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    This is Denal's face while reading that: o_O
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  4. Armchair_Admiral Force Ghost

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    5) THE REPUBLIC IS VICTORIOUS ON ALL FRONTS!
  5. Sith-Spitter01 Jedi Knight

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    tell that to Ponds
  6. mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Master

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    6) Fans will ALWAYS find something to pick on
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  7. Alexrd Force Ghost

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    You really should edit 3). Ponds and Denal are two examples that scratch that rule.
  8. mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Master

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    Done
  9. Darth_Zandalor Force Ghost

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    7)Violence may be the best answer, and it often is.

    8) Celebrity voices do not grant immunity (Poor poor Todo360)
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  10. Mond Jedi Grand Master

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    9) Gunray is funny as hell.
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  11. Gry Sarth Ex 2x Banhammer Wielding Besalisk Mod

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    10) If you find a worm in space, DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR NOSE!
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  12. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    11) Characters with hats are untouchable.

    12) Sure are a lot of pale white-skinned girls in the GFFA.

    13) Obi-Wan loves the ladies.
  13. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    14) Black lightsabers do not neccesarily make a character cool.

    15) Anyone can use a lightsaber, as long as they swing it wildly enough.

    16) All the excitement happens in the Ithorian section of the Coruscant underworld!

  14. Yodaminch Chosen One

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    17) Beware of the elderly. They may be carrying concealed weapons in their cane.
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  15. Strika23 Jedi Grand Master

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    18) Coruscant's population consists of identically dressed ithorians, Aqualish, Rodians, Quarren, Twi'leks and bith.
  16. koonfan Jedi Grand Master

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    19) THE SEPARATISTS ARE A DANGEROUS THREAT! ......IN THE NEWSREEL!
    20) The big wild unorthodox plan always works
    21) The Encyclopedia is no guarantee for survival (Onaconda) or death (Eeth Koth)
    22) Character Discussion Threads are also for bashing the character now ([face_beatup])
    23) Plo Koon fights in space. No other Jedi does this. He will break your face.
    24) All Weequays have a thick Cockney accent, yet their leader somehow sounds more Eastern-exotic
    25) The Monkey Lizard did it!
    26) You say Twai-lek, and I say Twee-lek, but Obi-Wan says it both ways
  17. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    27) All Seperatist commanders must be over-the-top aliens. No regular humans with regular voices! No exceptions!

    28) Looking to study an exotic alien species? Look no further than the bottom of Anakin's boot.

    29) All hats double as character shields. That is why Cad Bane, Embo, and Dave Filoni will never die.
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  18. Gry Sarth Ex 2x Banhammer Wielding Besalisk Mod

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    Oh, so true. No matter how much we see the Separatists get crushed episode after episode, the newsreel insists that the Republic is suffering terrible losses and is in dire straits.
  19. Senator Kelberry Force Ghost

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    30) Soup Vendors readily admit to being able to obtain contraband lightsabers with no worry it might be a sting operation.
    31) Jedi Masters don't thoroughly question when a Knight tells three of them he got info from a prisoner where they failed.
    32) It's cute when a young Twi'lek girl says "Yippee!" but not when a future Dark Lord of the Sith at the same age does.
    33) Where there's a farm, there's usually a farmer.
  20. Gry Sarth Ex 2x Banhammer Wielding Besalisk Mod

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    34) EVERYBODY has got a bad feeling about SOMETHING, and they all feel the need to let you know.
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  21. koonfan Jedi Grand Master

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    Well, now and then the Republic does have to struggle to earn its victory for the episode, but yes, it's absolutely true that the Separatists are more of an informed threat. :p

    35. Jabba the Hutt has his own clone army of Niktos (TCW movie, very prominent example of model recycling :p)
    36. Whether it's the Hutt Cartels, the Banking Clan or the Trade Federation, nobody's really sure of who's on what side anymore.
  22. Darth_Zandalor Force Ghost

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    37) Subtitles are for the weak.
    38) Beware of falling objects, droids, and or suicide bombers.
  23. rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] OMG! So true! I can still hear myself a few days post TPM saying: "Darth Vader does not say "Yippee!" It felt like righteous indignation at the time, but now seems like a silly thing to be mad about.
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  24. rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master

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    39) The position of Galactic Senator is an extremely hazardous occupation.
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  25. Yodaminch Chosen One

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    Technically, Saesee Tiin has also fought in space. [face_whistling]